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Fragrant Edwards
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My father is standing in the kitchen reading me facts about Robert Stern from his phone
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
I always admired Kaleb Horton's writing so much and am terribly sorry to hear of his death. It's a long list of singular writers who didn't have the careers they should have because of the people, places, and things that killed online media, but his name is right at the very top. I hate all of it.
September 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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bicycleidiot.bsky.social
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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kalebhorton.bsky.social
Salvation Mountain.
November 29, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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lukeoneil47.bsky.social
It seems that Kaleb Horton has passed away. A devastating loss. One of the best writers of this generation. Kaleb was a friend for ten years and in all our conversations I was trying to convince him how good he was, something he seemed to know but also never fully believe. I am going to go cry now.
September 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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regimecpa.bsky.social
They hated Biden’s tight labor market for giving people options and the ability to demand DEI get taken seriously at the office, they were making more money than ever but no one had to genuflect just because they had a wage for a bit and everyone flipped out.
September 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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tomscocca.bsky.social
The tent has to be big enough to hold Jay Jacobs' feelings, not big enough to include the voters of New York City
tomscocca.bsky.social Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · Sep 19
This happens over and over again but it never stops being wild to see people throwing a tantrum about a candidate they don't like and then declaring that THEY are the big-tent side of the argument
Screenshot of text: Following Hochul’s endorsement, state Assembly Speaker Carl Heastie also endorsed Mamdani and state Senate Majority Leader Andrea Stewart-Cousins is holding an event Friday to publicly back him. Jacobs signaled Friday their opinions, as well as Jeffries’, will have a bearing on whether he remains in his post. “If I were to hear from those people, particularly the governor, that they didn’t feel I was the right person, then I put my principles and integrity ahead of my title,” Jacobs said, referring to Hochul, Heastie, Stewart-Cousins and Jeffries. “I’ve got to do what I have to do. I cannot relent on that.” Jacobs’ statement about leaving the decision up to the governor forces the ball into her court. The party chair’s anger over her support of Mamdani came as a surprise to some party leaders, but Jacobs’ departure was not imminent as of Friday, according to a person familiar with the internal discussions and granted anonymity due to their sensitivity. Some party members want him to remain at the helm until at least after the mayoral election, the person said. Another person close to the state party said Hochul must consider protecting Democrats’ chances of recapturing the House majority next year as she decides Jacobs’ fate. “What sort of message would it be in the midterms in Nassau County, where he is still chair and where, when both (Laura) Gillen and (Tom) Suozzi’s races are considered marginal, if she says the Democratic Party is not big enough for you if you don’t support Mamdani,” said the person, granted anonymity to discuss an evolving situation.
September 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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ceej.online
you'd be hard-pressed to make a more compelling argument for the way things are now than that we're all trapped in the fitful dream of someone dying in front of a tv. everything that happens involves someone from tv
September 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Even though he's cancelled for being a rat sometimes I just want to listen to Young Thug and dissociate
September 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Getting mad at an imaginary Australian barista saying "we only have oat milk actually?"
September 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Monday Night Football. Vikings Bears. Can’t beat it.
September 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Second straight T-shirt game compliment from stylish local barista bro, I'm locked in...
August 29, 2025 at 4:21 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Kurt “The Mountain Man” Steiner holds the Guinness World Record for stone skipping, achieving 88 skips in 2013 at Red Bridge in Pennsylvania's Allegheny National Forest.
August 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
If my 64-year-old boss is excited about Zohran then maybe there really is some hope...
June 25, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
the future of the democratic party is this old guy who sucks
June 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
LFG @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social!!!
May 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
I would appreciate if my daughter would stop replying "bet" to everything I say.
May 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
From A J. Liebling, "Apology for Breathing," 1938
Native New Yorkers are the best mannered people in America; they never speak out of turn in saloons, because they have experience in group etiquette. Whenever you hear a drinker let a blat out of him you can be sure he is a recent immigrant from the south or middle west. New Yorkers are modest. It is a distinction for a child in New York to be the brightest on one block; he acquires no exaggerated idea of his own relative intelligence. Prairie geniuses are raced in cheap company when young. They are intoxicated by the feel of being boy wonders in Amarillo, and when they bounce off New York’s skin as adults they resent it. New York women are the most beautiful in the world. They have their teeth straightened in early youth. They get their notions of chic from S. Klein’s windows instead of the movies. Really loud and funny New Yorkers, like Bruce Barton, are invariably carpetbaggers. The climate is extremely healthy. The death rate is lower in Queens and the Bronx than in any other large city in the United States, and the average life expectancy is so high that one of our morning newspapers specializes in interviewing people a hundred years old and upward. The average is slightly lowered, however, by the inlanders who come here and insist on eating in Little Southern Tea Roomes on side streets. The natives put up with a lot back here where I came from. If the inhabitants of Kentucky are distrustful of strangers, that is duly noted as an entertaining local trait. But if a New Yorker says that he doesn’t like Kentuckians he is marked a cold churl. It is perennially difficult for the New Yorker who subscribes to a circulating library to understand how the city survived destruction during the Civil War. When he reads about those regional demigods haunted by ancestral daemons and festooned in magnolia blossoms and ghosts who composed practically the whole Confederate Army, he wonders what happened to them en route. I asked Whitey Bimstein what he thought of that one. He said: “Our guys must have slapped their ears down.” Whitey does not know that we have been paying a war indemnity ever since in the form of royalties. A. J. Liebling Block Island, 1938
March 28, 2025 at 3:55 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Love when my 77 year old lib dad texts me the n-word to emphasize/act out that the President is racist
February 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Elon (eyes like saucers): You know, Charlie Brown - like, famously... he was like famous for this - he had, you know, literally... lots of hoes...

Audience: (awkward silence)

Elon: ...and it's like, maybe that's not like... you know, like FAIR. Like, leave some hoes for the rest of us, Charlie!
February 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
California is a deeply unserious entity
December 14, 2024 at 3:36 PM
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sexynerdmovement.bsky.social
This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune. 💰
December 3, 2024 at 1:41 AM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
The years performed their terrible dance
December 2, 2024 at 10:29 PM
mistersketchee.bsky.social
Most old people should be left alone but I hope Joe Biden gets screamed at in public for the rest of his life to the point that he is always miserable
November 30, 2024 at 12:30 AM