Miss V
@missv.bsky.social
Why didn't anyone tell Charlie Sheen's drug dealer to pull his shirt down?
September 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Why didn't anyone tell Charlie Sheen's drug dealer to pull his shirt down?
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Ya know we can all email a pdf copy of the constitution to the white house everyday and maybe just maybe someone in the building will read it
May 4, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Ya know we can all email a pdf copy of the constitution to the white house everyday and maybe just maybe someone in the building will read it
Gonna work on my midlife glow up by moving to Kentucky then becoming instantly hotter by comparison
April 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gonna work on my midlife glow up by moving to Kentucky then becoming instantly hotter by comparison
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Whether you observe Valentine's or not, you are worthy of love and deserve love. Today and every other day.
For many today is nothing but upsetting. I'm sending you extra love today. Take care 🖤
For many today is nothing but upsetting. I'm sending you extra love today. Take care 🖤
February 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Whether you observe Valentine's or not, you are worthy of love and deserve love. Today and every other day.
For many today is nothing but upsetting. I'm sending you extra love today. Take care 🖤
For many today is nothing but upsetting. I'm sending you extra love today. Take care 🖤
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #391,586
September 19, 2024 at 4:48 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #391,586
I got an email informing me that DMs had finally arrived here ... Where are they?
May 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
I got an email informing me that DMs had finally arrived here ... Where are they?
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Do they call them Brazilian waxes because of what we’ve done to their rainforests?
January 12, 2024 at 5:46 PM
Do they call them Brazilian waxes because of what we’ve done to their rainforests?
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Do they really need to put 10 of these on a pack of 6 underwear? We need to move forward.
December 27, 2023 at 12:48 PM
Do they really need to put 10 of these on a pack of 6 underwear? We need to move forward.
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I'm basically a curmudgeon, but only because everything's so fucking stupid.
December 27, 2023 at 7:48 AM
I'm basically a curmudgeon, but only because everything's so fucking stupid.
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It’s easy to lose sight of what the true meaning of the holiday season is, so please remember, try to keep foofie and bum bum in your heart all year long.
December 10, 2023 at 10:45 PM
It’s easy to lose sight of what the true meaning of the holiday season is, so please remember, try to keep foofie and bum bum in your heart all year long.
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Right, Im off to town to tell little kids that Santa isn't real.
December 1, 2023 at 12:50 AM
Right, Im off to town to tell little kids that Santa isn't real.
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For the last two weeks out daily mission has been to take some washing to the laundrette.
We'll get it there eventually (when we run out of underwear and cant put it off any longer)
We'll get it there eventually (when we run out of underwear and cant put it off any longer)
December 1, 2023 at 2:59 AM
For the last two weeks out daily mission has been to take some washing to the laundrette.
We'll get it there eventually (when we run out of underwear and cant put it off any longer)
We'll get it there eventually (when we run out of underwear and cant put it off any longer)
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Some sacrfices are worth it. Like giving up your life for a noble cause. Or like getting crumbs in in your glass of milk cause you dunked your cookies in it..
November 9, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Some sacrfices are worth it. Like giving up your life for a noble cause. Or like getting crumbs in in your glass of milk cause you dunked your cookies in it..
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Do you like merging and road rage? Well you’re gonna LOVE double drive-thrus!
August 17, 2023 at 1:52 PM
Do you like merging and road rage? Well you’re gonna LOVE double drive-thrus!