Electric Wall Honey
@missususs.bsky.social
First law of thermodynamics. Bureaucratic shapeshifter. Minnesota is home. If you know me, no you don’t.
Pinned
Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
Yeah, sign me up.
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Minnesotans already at their finest in the break room this morning.
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Getting ready to eat my body weight in raw oysters. Fucking Seattle.
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
November 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Post you from a different era
(It me in 5 years)
(It me in 5 years)
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
The Hennepin Co library creating a physical Prince library card will become a marketing case study for business schools. It may be my bubble, but this is the only news on my feed.
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Today, Ross Douthat sincerely asked in 'The New York Times': “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” The women of VF found the question to be hysterical, in the funny and shrieking-female senses.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Drawing on the hallowed form of publishing workplace instant messages, we are issuing this considered response.
Women of Vanity Fair Consider: Wait, Did We Ruin the Workplace?
Today, The New York Times published a conversation between the conservative columnist Ross Douthat and two writers about just how bad ladies have screwed up corporate culture with their presence. We f...
www.vanityfair.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“Nay! A tampon and a NuvaRing in every pot!”
Dead.
Dead.
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.
November 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Ugly cried in the car on the way to the office today. And completely validated upon walking in here.
How does round two work? I’m new here.
November 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
How does round two work? I’m new here.
Yeah, sign me up.
Women only care about one thing. A beautifully cooked ham they dont have to share. They can eat the whole thing and they dont have to share with anyone. 6lbs of ham just for themself. They can take it in the bath or on the couch and its just theirs, not to share. No one can ask for a single swallow
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yeah, sign me up.
Ngl but having our polling station at the church is not helping me explain separation of church and state to the littles.
November 5, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Ngl but having our polling station at the church is not helping me explain separation of church and state to the littles.
Kid A just declared butter sandwiches her favorite. And same, kid, same.
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Kid A just declared butter sandwiches her favorite. And same, kid, same.
In a different life, I would be Merlin’s assistant. Living off cigarettes and carrot sticks. Only gnarly finger callouses to show for it.
Meet Howard Merlin, Boston Ballet’s costume director, who’s behind 300 outfits for “The Nutcracker.”
Boston Ballet’s costume director ensures a good look and a good fit — over and over again - The Boston Globe
In "The Nutcracker" alone, Howard Merlin's responsibilities include 300 costumes.
trib.al
November 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
In a different life, I would be Merlin’s assistant. Living off cigarettes and carrot sticks. Only gnarly finger callouses to show for it.
The problem is we keep working through this bullshit. A mass strike, right? Im just over-cooked and done. Fuck.
November 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The problem is we keep working through this bullshit. A mass strike, right? Im just over-cooked and done. Fuck.
Who’s ready for a little Mariah Carey?!
November 1, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Who’s ready for a little Mariah Carey?!
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green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM
green giant statue (1979), early morning angle view, route 169, blue earth, minnesota, 1988
I’m watching Beetlejuice. And I swear to god…that opening spider scene? I’m going to die.
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m watching Beetlejuice. And I swear to god…that opening spider scene? I’m going to die.
Gosh darn it. These little trick-or-treaters out here are so polite.
October 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gosh darn it. These little trick-or-treaters out here are so polite.
Mix-up at parks and rec tonight. A scavenger hunt for pre-k scheduled over my kid’s tap dance class. Anyway, I’m sitting here and a lot of 5 year-olds aren’t sure if I’m part of the program or not.
October 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Mix-up at parks and rec tonight. A scavenger hunt for pre-k scheduled over my kid’s tap dance class. Anyway, I’m sitting here and a lot of 5 year-olds aren’t sure if I’m part of the program or not.
Return to the office has taken an interesting turn
October 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Return to the office has taken an interesting turn
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Anyways, this is still going on. Thank you again to all who have participated. Absolutely no shame if you can’t.
Donate to Keep Andy Going till the Shutdown Ends, organized by Erin Moe
Hi, my name is Erin and I’m from Minneapolis. I‘m doing this fundraiser for my boyfrie… Erin Moe needs your support for Keep Andy Going till the Shutdown Ends
gofund.me
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Anyways, this is still going on. Thank you again to all who have participated. Absolutely no shame if you can’t.
I’ve never felt so validated
October 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I’ve never felt so validated
This is just to say, I ate all the cool ranch Doritos. Which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me. So tangy, so cool.
October 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is just to say, I ate all the cool ranch Doritos. Which you were probably saving for breakfast. Forgive me. So tangy, so cool.
Thank ever-loving goodness
For all the fall lovers out there, that vertical line coming in on radar represents decorative gourd season. That's our cold front that switches us from August to October. #mnwx
October 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Thank ever-loving goodness
Burn it all
It's very telling that — of all the things they could have created — they jumped straight to reducing famous, powerful women flirtation tools without their consent.
Exclusive: Meta has appropriated the names and likenesses of celebrities — including Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, Anne Hathaway and Selena Gomez — to create dozens of flirty social-media chatbots without their permission, Reuters has found reut.rs/3JWb00R
October 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Burn it all
Minneapolis both is and is not…
October 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Minneapolis both is and is not…