Mickey Uss
@mickeyuss.bsky.social
Television editor, father of two small children, vinyl record and VHS collector.
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Me: it’s gonna be my way or the highway.
My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!
My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!
October 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Me: it’s gonna be my way or the highway.
My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!
My Son: my way? highway? That rhymes!
APPLE FROM STORE: please let me up.
APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!
APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!
October 14, 2025 at 12:31 AM
APPLE FROM STORE: please let me up.
APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!
APPLES FROM ORCHARD: begone!
(walking in a cemetery with my family)
My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.
My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.
September 27, 2025 at 9:21 PM
(walking in a cemetery with my family)
My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.
My son: Dad, I saw a gravestone that said “Michael” and “father” so that means you’re half-fake.
New oil lamps book just dropped.
September 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
New oil lamps book just dropped.
“…Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is.”
September 22, 2025 at 3:11 PM
“…Plop Plop, Fizz Fizz, Oh what a relief it is.”
Very “I’m your white knight” energy.
September 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Very “I’m your white knight” energy.
My son: “when I’m big I want to marry mama.”
Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.”
My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”
Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.”
My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”
August 29, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My son: “when I’m big I want to marry mama.”
Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.”
My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”
Me: “cool, I’ll tell her.”
My son: “DON’T TELL HER!”
Roughly 1,500 young tarantulas were found inside plastic containers that were stuffed in chocolate sponge cake boxes shipped to an airport in western Germany.
1,500 tarantulas found stuffed in sponge cake boxes at German airport
The arachnids were found at Cologne Bonn airport after customs officials were tipped off by a "noticeable smell" that did not match the expected aroma of the alleged treats.
cbsn.ws
July 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Just a wonderful scene: youtu.be/4E_jCd4LZL8?...
Lost in America (10/10) Movie CLIP - Crossing Guard Woes (1985) HD
YouTube video by Movieclips
youtu.be
June 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Just a wonderful scene: youtu.be/4E_jCd4LZL8?...
Just said the word “fascist” in a joke at a liberal parent birthday party and it was like I said “Voldemort” or something.
May 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Just said the word “fascist” in a joke at a liberal parent birthday party and it was like I said “Voldemort” or something.
“If you like our eggs, you’ll love our dating app…”
May 27, 2025 at 12:37 PM
“If you like our eggs, you’ll love our dating app…”
That look on your wife’s face when you’re playing Mouse Trap with the children and you steal some cheese from her when she was clearly trying to end the game.
May 23, 2025 at 11:35 PM
That look on your wife’s face when you’re playing Mouse Trap with the children and you steal some cheese from her when she was clearly trying to end the game.
This Cronenberg short film is worth your time. Just a great concise little trick: youtu.be/SC7YsHWoX5A?...
CAMERA Short Film | TIFF PRELUDE | David Cronenberg: Virtual Exhibition
YouTube video by TIFF Originals
youtu.be
April 22, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This Cronenberg short film is worth your time. Just a great concise little trick: youtu.be/SC7YsHWoX5A?...
Can’t imagine being a normal dad just minding my own business and being whisked away to a foreign prison, the President is calling me a gang member and a terrorist. It reminds me of this film: youtu.be/ae3-01zSQOs?...
THE TRIAL | Official Trailer | STUDIOCANAL International
YouTube video by STUDIOCANAL
youtu.be
April 19, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Can’t imagine being a normal dad just minding my own business and being whisked away to a foreign prison, the President is calling me a gang member and a terrorist. It reminds me of this film: youtu.be/ae3-01zSQOs?...
If you watch how Miyazaki makes movies, it would piss me off too if someone was like
The Kingdom of Dreams and Madness Official US Release Trailer #1 (2014) - Documentary HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Trailers
youtu.be
April 1, 2025 at 3:49 PM
If you watch how Miyazaki makes movies, it would piss me off too if someone was like
Just some normal hockey stuff goin on here.
March 27, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Just some normal hockey stuff goin on here.
This is one of my favorite things ever made: youtu.be/hOrA9-2xnGY?...
SuperEgo: M asks Bond, "How British am I?"
YouTube video by Finn Trillion
youtu.be
March 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
This is one of my favorite things ever made: youtu.be/hOrA9-2xnGY?...
A volcano science kit…two sans napped children, equals the beginning of a gritty film noir.
March 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
A volcano science kit…two sans napped children, equals the beginning of a gritty film noir.
My daughter inexplicably creates a raw emotionally authentic album cover.
March 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My daughter inexplicably creates a raw emotionally authentic album cover.