Missus Malarkey
@missusmalarkey.bsky.social
Still wondering what I want to do when I grow up. Remainer. Likes food, cats, funny people, and Countdown! Dislike conservatories and animals dressed for the owners' amusement.
February 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
January 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Nigel Farage decides to be honest about Brexit.
Happy New Year! I hope 2025 brings you everything you want.
January 1, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Happy New Year! I hope 2025 brings you everything you want.
December 31, 2024 at 10:02 AM
December 26, 2024 at 11:05 PM
Bubble and squeak is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I've got so many leftovers that Christmas Dinner #2 is on the menu tonight.
December 26, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Bubble and squeak is going to have to wait until tomorrow. I've got so many leftovers that Christmas Dinner #2 is on the menu tonight.
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I hope you have all had a safe, peaceful and happy day.
However, if you need help or someone to listen, now is the time to reach out. These are the numbers you need.
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However, if you need help or someone to listen, now is the time to reach out. These are the numbers you need.
x
December 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
I hope you have all had a safe, peaceful and happy day.
However, if you need help or someone to listen, now is the time to reach out. These are the numbers you need.
x
However, if you need help or someone to listen, now is the time to reach out. These are the numbers you need.
x
I was catching up on #Countdown earlier and couldn't help but snigger when these letters came up.
December 4, 2024 at 10:00 PM
I was catching up on #Countdown earlier and couldn't help but snigger when these letters came up.
Gregg Wallace is enjoying a spot of gardening while he's off.
He's bought himself a spade and is digging himself a fucking great hole.
#greggwallace
#MasterChef
He's bought himself a spade and is digging himself a fucking great hole.
#greggwallace
#MasterChef
December 1, 2024 at 10:42 AM
Gregg Wallace is enjoying a spot of gardening while he's off.
He's bought himself a spade and is digging himself a fucking great hole.
#greggwallace
#MasterChef
He's bought himself a spade and is digging himself a fucking great hole.
#greggwallace
#MasterChef
Someone I know has just put a photo of their Christmas tree on Facebook.
It's still November....
It's still November....
November 23, 2024 at 8:58 PM
Someone I know has just put a photo of their Christmas tree on Facebook.
It's still November....
It's still November....
You know your family. You're comfortable with them.
You don't know people in public toilets. Which is why women only spaces should be reserved for women.
I will never apologise for this.
You don't know people in public toilets. Which is why women only spaces should be reserved for women.
I will never apologise for this.
If you grew up in a home with other people, you've been using gender neutral bathrooms your entire life.
See where I'm going with this?
See where I'm going with this?
November 21, 2024 at 10:48 PM
You know your family. You're comfortable with them.
You don't know people in public toilets. Which is why women only spaces should be reserved for women.
I will never apologise for this.
You don't know people in public toilets. Which is why women only spaces should be reserved for women.
I will never apologise for this.
Are the #tractors descending on London today using red diesel? Apparently it's illegal to use on public roads (but feel free to correct me).
#farmersprotest
#farmersprotest
November 19, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Are the #tractors descending on London today using red diesel? Apparently it's illegal to use on public roads (but feel free to correct me).
#farmersprotest
#farmersprotest
November 19, 2024 at 7:56 AM
I've only recently discovered that you can brush your teeth without wetting the toothbrush under the tap first.
Far less messy overall, no blobs of toothpaste escaping your mouth etc.
I'm the wrong side of 50.
Far less messy overall, no blobs of toothpaste escaping your mouth etc.
I'm the wrong side of 50.
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I've only recently discovered that you can brush your teeth without wetting the toothbrush under the tap first.
Far less messy overall, no blobs of toothpaste escaping your mouth etc.
I'm the wrong side of 50.
Far less messy overall, no blobs of toothpaste escaping your mouth etc.
I'm the wrong side of 50.
What sort of psychopath goes to a memorial, pinches the sausage rolls and then eats them in the bath?
November 16, 2024 at 2:16 PM
What sort of psychopath goes to a memorial, pinches the sausage rolls and then eats them in the bath?
There's a daddy long-legs in my kitchen.
August 20, 2024 at 8:08 PM
There's a daddy long-legs in my kitchen.
Beautiful moon this evening (excuse my crap camera phone!)
August 18, 2024 at 8:24 PM
Beautiful moon this evening (excuse my crap camera phone!)
Hanson release a new song which is proving far more catchy than their first.
August 18, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Hanson release a new song which is proving far more catchy than their first.
It's oh so quiet....
This place feels like a sanctuary of peace and calm. Long may it continue.
I'm still over there though and shall no doubt be getting pissed off on a regular basis.
This place feels like a sanctuary of peace and calm. Long may it continue.
I'm still over there though and shall no doubt be getting pissed off on a regular basis.
August 18, 2024 at 11:02 AM
It's oh so quiet....
This place feels like a sanctuary of peace and calm. Long may it continue.
I'm still over there though and shall no doubt be getting pissed off on a regular basis.
This place feels like a sanctuary of peace and calm. Long may it continue.
I'm still over there though and shall no doubt be getting pissed off on a regular basis.
Ramblings of a slightly madwoman #1...
Before humans tended sheep, did they just walk around with massive fleeces and get hotter and hotter?
Before humans tended sheep, did they just walk around with massive fleeces and get hotter and hotter?
August 18, 2024 at 8:23 AM
Ramblings of a slightly madwoman #1...
Before humans tended sheep, did they just walk around with massive fleeces and get hotter and hotter?
Before humans tended sheep, did they just walk around with massive fleeces and get hotter and hotter?