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Jude Bennett
@missjudeb.bsky.social
Cardigan-wearing cat-owning cake-baking camera-snapping music-loving very-sweary librarian. All views are entirely my own.
Currently lounging on the patio with a book now that the outside world no longer feels like the devil’s arsecrack. Do love me some evening clouds.
#photography
June 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
New ickle #Lego friends 😍
June 2, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Interrupting cats mid bath is one of my favourite photo genres 😂
#cats
May 10, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Thank you so much to @beersoft.bsky.social for my awesome new pin badge 😃 it already has pride of place next to the pickle and the skull on my denim jacket 😂 😘
April 30, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Caught in a sunbeam ☀️
#catsofbluesky
March 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Has anyone ever actually been able to rescue a bra once the underwire has decided to make a break for it? 😭
February 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The sun has set on my 30s 😭 so cue another overly elaborate birthday cake to mark the occasion 😂

#happy40thbirthdaytome
January 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Please sign! This place is awesome, if I lived nearer I’d go a lot more often than just for the Muppets singalong every year.

you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...

#SaveThePCC
Save The Prince Charles Cinema
The iconic Prince Charles Cinema in London’s West End future is under serious threat! We are beyond disappointed that our landlords Zedwell LSQ Ltd and their ultimate parent company Criterion Capital...
you.38degrees.org.uk
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Finally got a picture of my Void and my Welcome to the Void hoodie from @weirdlilguys.bsky.social 😂
She was decidedly unimpressed 😂
January 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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It is December 27th

I have paid my dues

So why is it this bar is playing "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time?"

Fuck off back to the hell pit from whence you came, foul ear demon
December 27, 2024 at 10:27 PM
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Note to self: Don't say "I hope this isn't Gwyneth Paltrow's severed head" when family members bring out an enormous cake in a box.
December 25, 2024 at 4:31 PM
THEY’VE TAKEN THE GALAXY TRUFFLES OUT OF CELEBRATIONS 😱😱😱
I genuinely don’t think I can carry on after this.
December 8, 2024 at 12:40 PM
I’m out 😭😭😭
Stupid taxis blaring it out next to Leicester Square. Got Whammed at least twice yesterday.
Earliest I’ve been out in many years!
#whamageddon
May the odds be ever in your favour 🫡

#whamageddon
December 8, 2024 at 9:52 AM
How the FUCK can ANYONE justify any kind of premium on this? £20,000!!!

Premiums are borderline immoral as it is but at least on some of the properties you can maybe see why the vendors think they can justify it (spoiler though: they can never justify it).

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...
Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove
3 bedroom detached house for sale in Wilson Court, Crownhill, Milton Keynes, MK8 for £112,500. Marketed by Purplebricks, covering Milton Keynes
www.rightmove.co.uk
December 4, 2024 at 12:12 PM
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Oh lord what have I done now
December 2, 2024 at 5:51 PM
May the odds be ever in your favour 🫡

#whamageddon
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 AM
These days when I go to gigs, I will always buy seats if they’re available. Lots of reasons, but mainly this.
Went to a standing gig tonight (IDLES at Ally Pally. Fucking awesome.) and this was my view for the ENTIRE gig. Short girl problems. They are real.
#livemusic
November 30, 2024 at 12:47 AM
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This is Tak. She has non retracting claws that require regular clipping. She will never pass up an opportunity to beg for food. Curls up on my chest like a baby and uses my nose as a rubbing post. Loves tummy rubs. Regularly loses her mind over chin scritches. 10/10.
November 29, 2024 at 1:26 PM
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Reform UK MP James McMurdock was convicted for ‘repeatedly kicking his girlfriend’, and Nigel Farage thinks he deserves ‘Christian forgiveness’. The same Nigel Farage who assures us he’ll protect women and children from evil immigrants. Hypocritical c*nt.
November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
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Batman Returns is a Christmas movie. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
November 25, 2024 at 3:53 AM
I said I wouldn’t do it (cos it’s yet another social media account) but here I am!
Have a cat picture.
November 24, 2024 at 9:11 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 8:08 PM