Miss Chia 🌳 (she/her)
@misschia.bsky.social
Not old, but definitely too old for this bullshit.
Likes: Friendly Trees, Sculpture, Cozy Bonfires
Dislikes: Late-stage Capitalism, Being trapped alone in endless mazes full of gray mist waiting to go insane
Likes: Friendly Trees, Sculpture, Cozy Bonfires
Dislikes: Late-stage Capitalism, Being trapped alone in endless mazes full of gray mist waiting to go insane
I just want to have the option to buy a #Subaru with a #Moonroof without being forced to also get #PushToStart ignition.
I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
December 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I just want to have the option to buy a #Subaru with a #Moonroof without being forced to also get #PushToStart ignition.
I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
I feel like this should not be such a big ask?
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alright One Piece fans, looks like it’s the dawn of a new Golden Age of Piracy, I trust everyone knows what to do with repressive authoritarian governments
Trump: "It's been an interesting day from the standpoint of news. As you probably know, we've just seized a tanker on the coast of Venezuela. Largest one ever seized actually. And other things are happening."
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
alright One Piece fans, looks like it’s the dawn of a new Golden Age of Piracy, I trust everyone knows what to do with repressive authoritarian governments
Every time I hear or see a #LibertyMutual commercial with the #emu it makes me want to go out into the world, find a Liberty Mutual customer, and convince them to change to literally any other insurance company.
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Every time I hear or see a #LibertyMutual commercial with the #emu it makes me want to go out into the world, find a Liberty Mutual customer, and convince them to change to literally any other insurance company.
Maybe some context?
My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”.
So of course he dooms me too.
The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”.
So of course he dooms me too.
The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
December 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Maybe some context?
My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”.
So of course he dooms me too.
The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
My sibling has a manager who gave “the worst life advice once” so now he and his coworkers are “doomed to think about it every day”.
So of course he dooms me too.
The advice: Women can't sleep around because they're like cans. And it's impossible to clean a can. Can't be done.
Gonna be hosting these from now on.
props to WSJ for once on a useful notion, ADMIN PARTY for everybody
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Gonna be hosting these from now on.
Make the corals fuck for the good of the oceans.
Mauritius will soon be home to one of the largest projects in the Western Indian Ocean aimed at restoring corals through sexual propagation.
The initiative aligns with a recent policy push by the Mauritian government to promote coral restoration through alternative methods.
The initiative aligns with a recent policy push by the Mauritian government to promote coral restoration through alternative methods.
In Mauritius, an NGO is tracking the sex life of corals to save them
BLUE BAY, Mauritius — Every October, Blue Bay in southeastern Mauritius, named for its enticing waters, takes on a pinkish hue. The cause: corals releasing millions of eggs and sperm. This type of…
news.mongabay.com
November 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Make the corals fuck for the good of the oceans.
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this is very small potatoes but I once made a spirk joke around my mom, who was an early 70s sorority girl, and she went “oh EVERYONE knows they’re a couple”
apparently her entire early 70s Los Angeles sorority watched Trek reruns and they all low key shipped Spirk???????
apparently her entire early 70s Los Angeles sorority watched Trek reruns and they all low key shipped Spirk???????
October 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
this is very small potatoes but I once made a spirk joke around my mom, who was an early 70s sorority girl, and she went “oh EVERYONE knows they’re a couple”
apparently her entire early 70s Los Angeles sorority watched Trek reruns and they all low key shipped Spirk???????
apparently her entire early 70s Los Angeles sorority watched Trek reruns and they all low key shipped Spirk???????
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
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putting this on your timeline again
September 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
putting this on your timeline again
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Neon Genesis Evangeleon: Maybe the real Angels were the dead moms we found along the way.
September 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Neon Genesis Evangeleon: Maybe the real Angels were the dead moms we found along the way.
My favorite way to give my cats treats is to toss small handfulls of them like I'm scattering birdseed for pidgeons and watch them lose their minds accordingly.
August 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
My favorite way to give my cats treats is to toss small handfulls of them like I'm scattering birdseed for pidgeons and watch them lose their minds accordingly.
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Birds who live in buildings with high, exposed ceilings ❤️
August 17, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Birds who live in buildings with high, exposed ceilings ❤️
Chairs too low; table too high.
About to just crouch in my seat like a fucking goblin so I'm at a reasonable height.
About to just crouch in my seat like a fucking goblin so I'm at a reasonable height.
August 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Chairs too low; table too high.
About to just crouch in my seat like a fucking goblin so I'm at a reasonable height.
About to just crouch in my seat like a fucking goblin so I'm at a reasonable height.
Out and about. Switched my oversized plastic framed glasses out for wire frames.
Forgot an extra-large case. 🙃🙃🙃
Forgot an extra-large case. 🙃🙃🙃
August 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Out and about. Switched my oversized plastic framed glasses out for wire frames.
Forgot an extra-large case. 🙃🙃🙃
Forgot an extra-large case. 🙃🙃🙃
Unsure if this will work, but...
HEATHER/OTHER HEATHER at Once Upon A Con: We have your friend Heather/Other Heather's phone in the Marketplace here at DragonWire Jewelry!!
#OnceUponACon #LostAndFound #Heather
HEATHER/OTHER HEATHER at Once Upon A Con: We have your friend Heather/Other Heather's phone in the Marketplace here at DragonWire Jewelry!!
#OnceUponACon #LostAndFound #Heather
August 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Unsure if this will work, but...
HEATHER/OTHER HEATHER at Once Upon A Con: We have your friend Heather/Other Heather's phone in the Marketplace here at DragonWire Jewelry!!
#OnceUponACon #LostAndFound #Heather
HEATHER/OTHER HEATHER at Once Upon A Con: We have your friend Heather/Other Heather's phone in the Marketplace here at DragonWire Jewelry!!
#OnceUponACon #LostAndFound #Heather
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Well, fuck. Nothing to do but dissociate for a few hours, I guess.
[update] Identified: To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
Bookmark Creation Errors
To fully fix bookmark creation, we will need to put AO3 in maintenance mode for a few hours. We'll be back once the fix has been fully applied.
stspg.io
July 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Well, fuck. Nothing to do but dissociate for a few hours, I guess.
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Coughed too hard and pulled a muscle in my back for the crime of *squinting over the top of my glasses* “Surviving Past Your 20s”.
#Aging #BackPain #ThisIsSuchBullshit #30+ #IcePackAndIbuprofen
#Aging #BackPain #ThisIsSuchBullshit #30+ #IcePackAndIbuprofen
June 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Coughed too hard and pulled a muscle in my back for the crime of *squinting over the top of my glasses* “Surviving Past Your 20s”.
#Aging #BackPain #ThisIsSuchBullshit #30+ #IcePackAndIbuprofen
#Aging #BackPain #ThisIsSuchBullshit #30+ #IcePackAndIbuprofen
I have so many hilarious takes and so little working memory.
Tragic for everyone here.
#ADHD #Short-TermMemory #MemoryIssues #ManyThoughtsHeadEmpty
Tragic for everyone here.
#ADHD #Short-TermMemory #MemoryIssues #ManyThoughtsHeadEmpty
June 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I have so many hilarious takes and so little working memory.
Tragic for everyone here.
#ADHD #Short-TermMemory #MemoryIssues #ManyThoughtsHeadEmpty
Tragic for everyone here.
#ADHD #Short-TermMemory #MemoryIssues #ManyThoughtsHeadEmpty
Love it when trees do this.
Just savin' a little drink for later.
Just savin' a little drink for later.
June 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Love it when trees do this.
Just savin' a little drink for later.
Just savin' a little drink for later.