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Lyssie
@missburnout.bsky.social
Decorating the house with a toddler underfoot this year is….interesting to say the least.
December 3, 2024 at 12:16 AM
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There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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I just realized 'silent' and 'listen' are made of the same letters. Guess I finally know why arguments go nowhere.
November 24, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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I'm having pumpkin pie for breakfast AND NOT ONE OF YOU CAN STOP ME
November 24, 2024 at 1:45 PM
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 8:02 PM
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What I like about Bluesky — and what used to be so great about Twitter, and what Threads never figured out — is that I can load it up and immediately know what’s happening in the world
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Deactivated my Twitter account after noticing I’m doom scrolling 85% less than usual and it’s awesome. Bluesky is exactly how social media SHOULD BE—fun and not rage inducing.
November 24, 2024 at 1:25 AM
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I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.
November 23, 2024 at 11:53 AM
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The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Too many people haven’t touched a book since they graduated high school and it shows.
November 21, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Calling someone “dear” was always considered fighting words in my family. It was only said mockingly from exasperated and frustrated spouses. It was never said with love. To this day if I hear the words, all I hear is the ringing of a boxing bell.
You can 100% tell this brotha is not used to being called out for being misogynistic by the way “dear” rolls off his lips—and Abby Phillip shuts down the disrespect in the classiest way…

“Please do not address a grown woman as dear in a condescending tone. Do not do that at my table.”
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 AM
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It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 PM
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THEY NEED TO STOP TURNING THINGS INTO LIVE ACTION! MAKE SOMETHING NEW!!! GOOD GOD
November 20, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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The Shark Nebula 🦈

📷 Stephen Kennedy
November 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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Forgetting your headphones at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.
November 18, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.
November 18, 2024 at 5:34 AM