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yaya papayas
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call me ya ya 😊 internet person, craft goblin, author, hypnotherapist 🌀 weird and proud 🫡 film/tv nerd 📺 music geek 🎶🩷 wellness babe 🧘🏾‍♀️ AuDHD 🧡
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lead singer: ARE YOU READY TO ROCK????

me in the pit trying to clean the front of my glasses w my tshirt: JUST A SEC, BUD
January 2, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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Trying to approach 2025 the way St. Margaret is approaching Beelzebub
January 2, 2025 at 2:26 PM
As a goblin who collects things and who missed out on the craze, bring back pogs

Little trinkets with pictures of things I like on them? Hell fucking yes, Next you'll tell me they make fun tapping sound when you click them together
January 3, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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December 31, 2024 at 9:31 PM
January 1, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The hottest trend 2025?

A rejection of the fast trend cycle and people embracing being "trend less" or being the "trendsetter". People are overstimulated with trends and in reaction to that overstimulation, they will tune out what is "trendy" and embrace inner authenticity/ what "feels" right
December 29, 2024 at 11:39 PM
My husband doesn't internet, so he has the joy of letting me explain social media news to him
December 29, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Oh, to be a young emo again and make the headstrong argument that Repo: A Genetic Opera is, in fact, high art
December 29, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Instead of being negative about my past year, let's show some gratitude:

Thank you 2024 for allowing me to travel internationally for the first time, getting me a 25% raise in the last 4 months, and allowing me to establish the foundation for absolute goal dominance I'm going to have in 2025 🩷
December 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
I like my men like I like my Vietnamese Coffee
December 24, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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It’s Monday! My to-do list!
December 23, 2024 at 11:09 AM
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I mean it might fix me, I donno, it could happen. 🙃
December 23, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Today is a vintage chonky yarn sweater kind of day
December 23, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Before working out: I love working out 😘✌🏾

Me, during the work out: shit, oh fuck, what a stupid bitch I was moments ago, God damnit

After working out: Got that pump💪🏾🩷 working out is my life 💕
December 23, 2024 at 3:54 PM
I feel like a lion 🦁
December 22, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Some days are good, some days you need to blast Golden and Just Fine until they apply to you
December 20, 2024 at 4:15 PM
Pro tip: say "whoa, calm down Fred Durst" to an angry white guy, they will either laugh or hit drywall, it's great
December 20, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Kinda pissed I had to find out about the GloRilla Christmas song, that is definitely something I should have been told about immediately
December 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
When I was a kid and my dad told me Kimbo Slice did backyard fights, I thought he was just showing up in random people's back yards to fight them. Like you're at a cookout and then you hear "OH SHIT, ITS KIMBO"
December 16, 2024 at 4:03 AM
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Problematic director list:
– Spielberg (abused dinosaurs)
– Aster (won’t return my emails about muppet midsommar)
– Villeneuve (French Canadian)
December 15, 2024 at 8:05 PM
More often than not, someone's judgement on you is just a reflection of them. Let them live in their sad reflections, you're too busy getting your steps in ✨
Im not gonna go into detail about what just happened at the gym because they’ll just be a ton of people goin ‘never happened’. But what gets on my nerves being fat is youre judged badly when you eat literally anything and then also judged for having the audacity to go to a gym without a perfect body
December 16, 2024 at 2:26 AM
someone told me I laugh like Linda Belcher and I've never been more happy to be me
December 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
If your reaction to a compliment is "well actually", bitch I will "well actually" your face, own your shit and take pride in who you are
December 16, 2024 at 12:45 AM
The Diddy/ Jay-Z news is such an interesting way for the year to end, a year that, honestly, has been outstanding for this new era of rap stars
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
The UFO girlies are SLACKING, there are all these unexplained drones and i haven't seen a single "i want to believe" poster, absolutely sickening
December 15, 2024 at 4:56 AM