Miranda Sparks
@mirandasparks.bsky.social
She/her. Starving artist. Radio presenter. General dilettante. Not an actor, but I play one on TV.
Yes, this is good news, but come on. The outlet could have picked a better graphic! 🤣
"The EU has done away with homophobia... by GETTING RID OF ALL THE GAYS!"
"The EU has done away with homophobia... by GETTING RID OF ALL THE GAYS!"
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Yes, this is good news, but come on. The outlet could have picked a better graphic! 🤣
"The EU has done away with homophobia... by GETTING RID OF ALL THE GAYS!"
"The EU has done away with homophobia... by GETTING RID OF ALL THE GAYS!"
Stranger Things is the inverse of the Simpsons.
In Springfield, time moves forward but you never age.
In Hawkins, you age, but it's always the 80s
In Springfield, time moves forward but you never age.
In Hawkins, you age, but it's always the 80s
December 5, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Stranger Things is the inverse of the Simpsons.
In Springfield, time moves forward but you never age.
In Hawkins, you age, but it's always the 80s
In Springfield, time moves forward but you never age.
In Hawkins, you age, but it's always the 80s
I'm 43 years old and weirdly upset that my mum didn't call me on my birthday. (Did she forget? She's always called before.)
I know we live very different lives, but goddamn.
I know we live very different lives, but goddamn.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I'm 43 years old and weirdly upset that my mum didn't call me on my birthday. (Did she forget? She's always called before.)
I know we live very different lives, but goddamn.
I know we live very different lives, but goddamn.
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I love you so much. ❤️
my gorgeous girl @mirandasparks.bsky.social took me out
October 21, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I love you so much. ❤️
It does not seem possible that I've watched 27 episodes of Kamen Rider (Ryuuki) in the last two days, and yet...
a man in a red superhero costume is flying in the air
ALT: a man in a red superhero costume is flying in the air
media.tenor.com
October 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
It does not seem possible that I've watched 27 episodes of Kamen Rider (Ryuuki) in the last two days, and yet...
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He doesn't mind!!
October 9, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He doesn't mind!!
Dear self,
Dogs don't understand slow blinks.
Dogs don't understand slow blinks.
September 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Dear self,
Dogs don't understand slow blinks.
Dogs don't understand slow blinks.
I can't stop yawning whenever I really have to pee. It's so weird.
Ok query time. Biology is messy and full of exceptions. How does *your* body differ from the usual expected of you as the human you are? Anything big or small.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
My mum has an extra vertebrae, a close friend multiple spleens. One sis is built like she works out but eats like a sparrow.
August 24, 2025 at 11:01 AM
I can't stop yawning whenever I really have to pee. It's so weird.
Just saw the Toxic Avenger with @nicolemay.bsky.social
It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his:
A) being alive,
B) an executive producer, and
C) appearing in the film.
😜
It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his:
A) being alive,
B) an executive producer, and
C) appearing in the film.
😜
August 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Just saw the Toxic Avenger with @nicolemay.bsky.social
It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his:
A) being alive,
B) an executive producer, and
C) appearing in the film.
😜
It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his:
A) being alive,
B) an executive producer, and
C) appearing in the film.
😜
There needs to be a Treehouse of Horror episode about the eldritch curse that keeps Springfield on a sliding timescale, their collective static memory, and the living envying the dead. 💀🎃
"First Maude, then Bleeding Gums Murphy... When's it old Moe's turn?"
"First Maude, then Bleeding Gums Murphy... When's it old Moe's turn?"
At the time The Simpsons premiered in 1989, Homer had been born in 1953. Since he’s still 36 years old in Season 37, he is now born in 1989.
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
Just a little perspective. 😭 #TheSimpsons
August 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
There needs to be a Treehouse of Horror episode about the eldritch curse that keeps Springfield on a sliding timescale, their collective static memory, and the living envying the dead. 💀🎃
"First Maude, then Bleeding Gums Murphy... When's it old Moe's turn?"
"First Maude, then Bleeding Gums Murphy... When's it old Moe's turn?"
Warlord: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "When you're cuddling your girlfriend and she falls asleep in your arms."
Warlord: 🥹❤️
Conan: "When you're cuddling your girlfriend and she falls asleep in your arms."
Warlord: 🥹❤️
August 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Warlord: "Conan, what is best in life?"
Conan: "When you're cuddling your girlfriend and she falls asleep in your arms."
Warlord: 🥹❤️
Conan: "When you're cuddling your girlfriend and she falls asleep in your arms."
Warlord: 🥹❤️
I have invasive thoughts.
What people imagine: [violent screaming.]
Actual thought: "🎵 Taaaaajaaaaadoruuuuu 🎵"
What people imagine: [violent screaming.]
Actual thought: "🎵 Taaaaajaaaaadoruuuuu 🎵"
a person wearing a belt that says tv asahi on the bottom
ALT: a person wearing a belt that says tv asahi on the bottom
media.tenor.com
August 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I have invasive thoughts.
What people imagine: [violent screaming.]
Actual thought: "🎵 Taaaaajaaaaadoruuuuu 🎵"
What people imagine: [violent screaming.]
Actual thought: "🎵 Taaaaajaaaaadoruuuuu 🎵"
The search is over...
I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!!!1!!1!
Moving day is two weeks from today.
I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!!!1!!1!
Moving day is two weeks from today.
August 6, 2025 at 6:18 AM
The search is over...
I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!!!1!!1!
Moving day is two weeks from today.
I GOT A NEW APARTMENT!!!!1!!1!
Moving day is two weeks from today.
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Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
August 5, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Our main story tonight concerns Mech pilots, the easiest and cheapest way to make sure you get a pet that's already housebroken.
@nicolemay.bsky.social is a one in a million kinda gal, which, yes, technically means there's 8,000 of her in circulation, but I'm no less thankful for her.
Love you, beautiful girl!
(NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)
Love you, beautiful girl!
(NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@nicolemay.bsky.social is a one in a million kinda gal, which, yes, technically means there's 8,000 of her in circulation, but I'm no less thankful for her.
Love you, beautiful girl!
(NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)
Love you, beautiful girl!
(NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)
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Marvel branding remains undefeated.
July 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Marvel branding remains undefeated.
Overheard yesterday: "I'm a vegetarian, but I do drink human blood."
Is there a cannibal equivalent to pescatarianism? Because this sounds like that.
Is there a cannibal equivalent to pescatarianism? Because this sounds like that.
July 21, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Overheard yesterday: "I'm a vegetarian, but I do drink human blood."
Is there a cannibal equivalent to pescatarianism? Because this sounds like that.
Is there a cannibal equivalent to pescatarianism? Because this sounds like that.
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SPOILER FREE REVIEW: SUPERMAN
First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie.
I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action...
1/
First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie.
I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action...
1/
July 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
SPOILER FREE REVIEW: SUPERMAN
First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie.
I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action...
1/
First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie.
I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action...
1/
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i love holding real news in my hands
July 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
i love holding real news in my hands
If I wanted to link my consciousness to a computer, would I need an ADHDMI cable? 🤔
July 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM
If I wanted to link my consciousness to a computer, would I need an ADHDMI cable? 🤔
Why Rage Against the Machine?
Why not Generally Irritated at the Machine?
Why not Grumbling Behind the Machine's Back?
Why not Expressing Anger Sensibly for the Benefit of the Machine?
Why not Generally Irritated at the Machine?
Why not Grumbling Behind the Machine's Back?
Why not Expressing Anger Sensibly for the Benefit of the Machine?
July 7, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Why Rage Against the Machine?
Why not Generally Irritated at the Machine?
Why not Grumbling Behind the Machine's Back?
Why not Expressing Anger Sensibly for the Benefit of the Machine?
Why not Generally Irritated at the Machine?
Why not Grumbling Behind the Machine's Back?
Why not Expressing Anger Sensibly for the Benefit of the Machine?
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like half the time i do a bit in this place i get a “but thats not true”
"I'm too autistic for jokes," I said while hyper-literally analysing a bit by @nicolemay.bsky.social.
July 4, 2025 at 2:20 AM
like half the time i do a bit in this place i get a “but thats not true”
"I'm too autistic for jokes," I said while hyper-literally analysing a bit by @nicolemay.bsky.social.
July 4, 2025 at 2:19 AM
"I'm too autistic for jokes," I said while hyper-literally analysing a bit by @nicolemay.bsky.social.