Miranda Sparks
mirandasparks.bsky.social
Miranda Sparks
@mirandasparks.bsky.social
She/her. Starving artist. Radio presenter. General dilettante. Not an actor, but I play one on TV.
Yes, this is good news, but come on. The outlet could have picked a better graphic! 🤣

"The EU has done away with homophobia... by GETTING RID OF ALL THE GAYS!"
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
GEE, I WONDER WHAT THAT MUST FEEL LIKE. THAT SOUNDS REALLY DIFFICULT.
October 6, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Just saw the Toxic Avenger with @nicolemay.bsky.social

It's an entirely watchable movie, and is thus disrespectful to Lloyd Kaufman despite his:
A) being alive,
B) an executive producer, and
C) appearing in the film.

😜
August 16, 2025 at 12:52 PM
@nicolemay.bsky.social is a one in a million kinda gal, which, yes, technically means there's 8,000 of her in circulation, but I'm no less thankful for her.

Love you, beautiful girl!

(NOTE TO SELF: Get newer selfies.)
July 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
... Is everyone a category four? 😂
July 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
SPOILER FREE REVIEW: SUPERMAN

First, it is in no way a traditional Superman film; no Christ allegory here. It is however in every way, for better or for worse, a James Gunn movie.

I personally love a good deal of Gunn's big, bombastic comic book action...

1/
July 9, 2025 at 2:37 AM
using food show where you grew up
June 17, 2025 at 8:27 AM
The tubes are out. I'm up and about. My appetite is normal. Pain is minimal, though discomfort is mid.

My sweet, wonderful, ever-loving girlfriend @nicolemay.bsky.social (who has been vital to my sanity) set up my bedframe, and now I feel at home and safe.

🥹❤️😭

I DON'T HAVE CANCER ANYMORE!
May 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
17 years ago today I became Miranda Sparks on paper, and while this year's celebration will be *very* belated, it's still worth marking the simple joy humanity. 💜
May 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I know you were freaked out by all the people, and I know you don't understand that we'll likely never see each other again, but I need the universe to know how much I love you, and hope against hope the cosmos will deliver it back to you.

(She's fine. I'm being forced to move.)
May 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Once again, Miss Freyja insisting on helping me write.
April 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
This little lady has offered to help me write.

Can you see how helpful she's being?

So helpful...
March 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I couldn't sleep last night so I watched Batman Ninja vs Yakuza League, and ended up having a ridiculous amount of fun.

It features a building-sized gatling gun firing gangsters with rocket packs through a dimensional portal into Gotham.

That tells you everything you need to know.
March 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I watched Being John Malkovich for the first time in 20 years thinking it needed a watch through more adult eyes.

... Yikes. 😬
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Okay, I guess it was a gradual process, starting after AvX when his a secondary mutation started killing him, he tampered with and jeopardised the timeline by bringing the OG X-Men to the present, also unknowingly destroying a peaceful future time which Uatu showed him... (Cont'd)
February 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Obligatory Freyjaposting.
January 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Obligatory photo of the baby (Freyja) before the rain started.

She's now loafing in the hallway for protection.
January 12, 2025 at 1:39 AM