"Respect" = "Fucking terrified of"?

Never believe what you read on the internet, hey.

AI or not, the human decision to use it is hilarious.

Oh... Oh, my. On my main! 😵‍💫😍 (Also: goals.)

"It's important to respect the Presidency, even if you didn't vote for them." - Republicans under Obama/Biden, apparently...?

You, um... you wanna got out sometime...? Like on a date...?
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That's rough. I'm so sorry. 😞

She is fine. The last I spoke to her she was "living her best life" and told me not to worry about her.

She finally did call this morning, made some excuses, forgot to wish me happy birthday, went on about how great everything is with her, took no interest in my life, then sent me a bunch of money.

Oh, good. Because real human porn hasn't created unrealistic perceptions of partners and sex. This can't posdibly make that worse. 🙃

GEE, I WONDER WHAT THAT MUST FEEL LIKE. THAT SOUNDS REALLY DIFFICULT.

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Oh, it's all over the shop! I had it in my head Homer was 39.

Bart's in the 4th grade, I think? And Lisa in 3rd. Homer and Marge met in high school, dated after graduation, Marge was pregnant with Bart a few years after while Homer was still working at the putt putt...

I know. I've just been thoroughly trained by cats. 🤭 (I'll cop to it - I'm more a cat lady than a dog woman.)

It's you. You're the doll.

Is it Quill who's horrible, or the actor?

No, Jenn! Three hams will KILL him! 😯