Minilla Jovovich 🍉
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Kaiju Konnassoor, co-host of Defend Your Trash Movie @ https://anchor.fm/trashmoviepod
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Zeynep ain't much for talking. Kawtar wants to be heard *at all costs*.
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
Me: wow Mr famous director so cool to be here on set, and you shooting a scene with this actress all the books describe as your muse
FD: yes she will be staring sadly out the window, as her fascination with an older man is consuming her
Me: yeah right right [checking phone dictionary for "muse"]
FD: yes she will be staring sadly out the window, as her fascination with an older man is consuming her
Me: yeah right right [checking phone dictionary for "muse"]
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Me: wow Mr famous director so cool to be here on set, and you shooting a scene with this actress all the books describe as your muse
FD: yes she will be staring sadly out the window, as her fascination with an older man is consuming her
Me: yeah right right [checking phone dictionary for "muse"]
FD: yes she will be staring sadly out the window, as her fascination with an older man is consuming her
Me: yeah right right [checking phone dictionary for "muse"]
Gonna be Yautja brained for a while lads...
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Gonna be Yautja brained for a while lads...
In the OG Predator a character says "it's like the jungle came alive and took him" to make sense of the predator's cloaking device
In Badlands, the protag lands on a forest planet and is instantly attacked by vine snakes - the jungle came alive to try and take him
That's some EXPERT key jangling
In Badlands, the protag lands on a forest planet and is instantly attacked by vine snakes - the jungle came alive to try and take him
That's some EXPERT key jangling
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
In the OG Predator a character says "it's like the jungle came alive and took him" to make sense of the predator's cloaking device
In Badlands, the protag lands on a forest planet and is instantly attacked by vine snakes - the jungle came alive to try and take him
That's some EXPERT key jangling
In Badlands, the protag lands on a forest planet and is instantly attacked by vine snakes - the jungle came alive to try and take him
That's some EXPERT key jangling
Hoping for "hedonism bot" or perhaps "ben quadrinaros"
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Hoping for "hedonism bot" or perhaps "ben quadrinaros"
Still can't get over how they made three banger Predator movies in three years after not managing to make *one* for decades (ok I like 2 but ykwim)
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Still can't get over how they made three banger Predator movies in three years after not managing to make *one* for decades (ok I like 2 but ykwim)
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Asking for this again but now Dek/Thia
Just watched Guillermo's Frankenstein and
Dear fan artists
I beg of you
Give the Creature and Elizabeth what they deserved
Dear fan artists
I beg of you
Give the Creature and Elizabeth what they deserved
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Asking for this again but now Dek/Thia
Street dance will NEVER get you to Broadway!!!!
(This movie was cute)
(This movie was cute)
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Street dance will NEVER get you to Broadway!!!!
(This movie was cute)
(This movie was cute)
Ok so every Predator before Dek was playing story mode?
Oohh you killed some cartel guys in full Yautja camo and all weapons unlocked that's pretty cool I guess
Oohh you killed some cartel guys in full Yautja camo and all weapons unlocked that's pretty cool I guess
November 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Ok so every Predator before Dek was playing story mode?
Oohh you killed some cartel guys in full Yautja camo and all weapons unlocked that's pretty cool I guess
Oohh you killed some cartel guys in full Yautja camo and all weapons unlocked that's pretty cool I guess
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Art by • Frank Frazetta
February 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Art by • Frank Frazetta
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"masterpiece" is a corruption of "Master P's", likening the work to an album by Master P
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 AM
"masterpiece" is a corruption of "Master P's", likening the work to an album by Master P
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
The Resident Evil content Capcom SHOULD have been focusing on
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The Resident Evil content Capcom SHOULD have been focusing on
My hierarchy of needs
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
My hierarchy of needs
Obviously Guillermo should do whatever the hell he wants next, but gatdamn the creature's attack on the ship made me wish he'd do an R rated action movie again
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Obviously Guillermo should do whatever the hell he wants next, but gatdamn the creature's attack on the ship made me wish he'd do an R rated action movie again
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1951
November 09,1951
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 09,1951
November 09,1951
I love the last panel's implicit threat like "could YOU be next....."
November 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I love the last panel's implicit threat like "could YOU be next....."
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Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
November 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just meant to sketch a horse but it got out of hand.
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Some conservatives can appear to be good, kind, reasonable people.
So long as you are in the category of human beings that they consider to be people.
But their empathy and consideration is always conditional, and that's not something you can logically debate someone out of.
So long as you are in the category of human beings that they consider to be people.
But their empathy and consideration is always conditional, and that's not something you can logically debate someone out of.
October 21, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Some conservatives can appear to be good, kind, reasonable people.
So long as you are in the category of human beings that they consider to be people.
But their empathy and consideration is always conditional, and that's not something you can logically debate someone out of.
So long as you are in the category of human beings that they consider to be people.
But their empathy and consideration is always conditional, and that's not something you can logically debate someone out of.
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watching Predator and i'd never really considered before how funny it is that Arnold is emphatically like "we're a RESCUE team" and there's a guy on the team with a, typically aircraft mounted, six barrel rotary machine gun. for rescuing. you can rescue up to 6000 guys per minute with this thing
June 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
watching Predator and i'd never really considered before how funny it is that Arnold is emphatically like "we're a RESCUE team" and there's a guy on the team with a, typically aircraft mounted, six barrel rotary machine gun. for rescuing. you can rescue up to 6000 guys per minute with this thing
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Why I love sword & sorcery:
Sometimes protagonists aren't able to fix the world. Sometimes they're not even able to see the problems with it. Sometimes they're just trying to survive. Sometimes they're even part of the problem.
The writer isn't the society and the writer isn't the protagonist.
The writer isn't the society and the writer isn't the protagonist.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why I love sword & sorcery:
Writing the third one and finally had them say "I love you" but like, in a way that suggests they'd been saying it for a while (following a giant scarab attack).
corny on main
corny on main
Zeynep ain't much for talking. Kawtar wants to be heard *at all costs*.
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
At the demon-haunted barrier between our world and the outer dark, they found each other.
How it started: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/loves-red-bl...
How it's going: swordsandsorcerymagazine.com/the-dream-qu...
November 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Writing the third one and finally had them say "I love you" but like, in a way that suggests they'd been saying it for a while (following a giant scarab attack).
corny on main
corny on main
Went for a physical last week and the doc asked me if I'd had any vaginal infections lately and I was like hahaha well doc...
Made my day, I'll tell ya!
Made my day, I'll tell ya!
November 8, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Went for a physical last week and the doc asked me if I'd had any vaginal infections lately and I was like hahaha well doc...
Made my day, I'll tell ya!
Made my day, I'll tell ya!
Paul WS Anderson, 2002: Resident Evil? Ok but who cares about mansions! Let's get to the hi tech underground fun house!
Paul WS Anderson, 2004: Aliens? Fighting Predators? Ok but what if they did it in a... haha get ready for this...
Paul WS Anderson, 2004: Aliens? Fighting Predators? Ok but what if they did it in a... haha get ready for this...
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Paul WS Anderson, 2002: Resident Evil? Ok but who cares about mansions! Let's get to the hi tech underground fun house!
Paul WS Anderson, 2004: Aliens? Fighting Predators? Ok but what if they did it in a... haha get ready for this...
Paul WS Anderson, 2004: Aliens? Fighting Predators? Ok but what if they did it in a... haha get ready for this...