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We are something else.
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Doctors I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Apparently Trump is using a double now
August 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Furthest I've been:

N: Deadhorse, AK 🇺🇸
E: Christchurch, NZ 🇳🇿
S: McMurdo Station 🇦🇶
W: Oahu, HI 🇺🇸
N: Oulu 🇫🇮
E: Maldives 🇲🇻
S: Hermanus 🇿🇦
W: Monterey, CA 🇺🇸
Furthest I’ve been:

N: Dundee 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
E: Protaras 🇨🇾
S: Miami, FL 🇺🇸
W: Honeymoon Island, FL 🇺🇸
August 7, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I still love this.

RIP to the incomparable Tom Lehrer.
July 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Five favorite B&W films:

Trouble in Paradise
Double Indemnity
Rififi
The Apartment
The Housemaid
Five favorite B&W films:

Citizen Kane
Sweet Smell of Success
Night of the Hunter
Dr. Strangelove
Duck Soup
Five favorite B&W films:

The Night of the Hunter
12 Angry Men
The Passion of Joan of Arc
Smiles of a Summer Night
Pickup on South Street
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What is the greatest line in cinema?
May 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Post a robot that's not from Star Wars or Transformers
May 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
All hail Pope Cheech I.
May 8, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Tyler Perry's Madea: I Can Do Conclave All By Myself
May 8, 2025 at 4:24 AM
This Is Just To Say

I have lost
the F/A-18s
that were on
the aircraft carrier

and which
you were probably
saving
for warfighting

Forgive me
they were hydrophilic
so heavy
and so expensive
May 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
The average American has three friends
May 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Being a sovereign nation means never having to say you're sore-y.
April 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
🎶 Did you hear what Pete said?
Yemen's gonna get struck!
Better do it tonight,
Or they'll think we're all cucks! 🎶
March 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Share some of the best eyes in movies 🎥 👀 🖤
March 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Make Caesars Fearful Again.
March 15, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Hey, is anyone saying "Teapot Doge Scandal"?

Anyone?

You can use it. Credit me if you want. Or don't.
March 6, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Dear manager:

This week was another heroic one for me.

I:

1. Led
2. Did machines
3. Was cool but rude
4. Was a party dude
5. Cut Shredder no slack
Dear manager: This week I'm
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna let you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
5. Never gonna tell a lie, and hurt you
Dear manager: This week
1. I get knocked down
2. But I get up again
3. You're never gonna keep me down
4. I get knocked down
5. But I get up again
February 24, 2025 at 1:17 AM
"What can I tell you? So SNL has been around for 50 years and I gotta say... I don't think anyone's been this let down by a quinquagenery since Sir Jean de Bucq lost 9,000 tons of wine to Richard FitzAlan, Earl of Arundel, at the Battle of Margate, cha-cha!"

#SNL
February 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Roses are red
Donovan's mellow
I've almost forgotten
That egg yolks are yellow.
February 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
If you see this, quote post with a beach photo from your gallery.
February 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Seal as a seal but make it puppy monkey baby.
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Post a Simpsons screenshot where you can hear the line in your head
February 6, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If you see this, post a fictional band you would love to see live
January 27, 2025 at 5:09 PM
We're all losers today. Even those of us who are dead.
January 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM