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jackie tf
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little nemo: the dream master, zone title card, nes (1990) www.mobygames.com/game/7879/li...
July 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
daniel the ukrainian contractor is mudding the new gypsum walls 2 rooms away and the whisking sound he's producing is swish-swaying the cobwebs in my brain, which made me recall last nights dream of colossal squashy turnips peeking from soil, and a tiny runaway girl who gave me a bracelet
October 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
why have i just learnt of caramel flavored ricolas and what else have i missed, a tragedy in five acts
October 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
chacha roasted sunflower seeds making up 75% of diet. that one x-files where mulder's in the sweatlodge & deliriously calling out for sunflower seeds. prettiest 40lb blue polypropylene sack of black oil birdseed. cold stratification sowing time for seeds. seeds encompassing each waking thought
September 30, 2025 at 9:15 PM
esp exclamatory things: 1 the total irregularity of my onlineness! 2 grimacing at the noisyass wind and telling it to cool it! conclusion, i log on only to distract myself from inconsolable weather-stress?!
August 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Getting every other tooth removed so I don’t have to floss
March 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
last few weeks of dream fragments: toppling large tree w gentle nudge, being questioned on spilling of secrets, some foggy soul retrieval scenario, corralling wild boars, nephew's baby mama waiting/wading along shore by crumbling stone bridge, making: candles, confections, an ornamental garden
March 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
my child seating herself for a math lesson and dun-dun-dunning beethoven's symphony no.7 in A major op.92 as she fills in the name\date header which then teeters off to a smooth transition of pictures of matchstick men
March 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
munching on sweet mini peppers in bed & wondering about that Ominous Knock in the dark from the previous night/how i'd bolted indoors- when the neighbors come over to ask about some other neighbor's wandering, headbutting Pet Goat, if we'd seen\heard it & then blushing so ferociously my ears burn
February 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
back on the bumpy hwy and daughter is morosely humming le vent nous portera to ward off motion sickness
February 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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gingham is short for ghengis ham
February 8, 2025 at 1:17 AM
carrying the monstera to the bathtub for a good drench and being attacked by aerial roots / hanging limp necked bday bouquet roses to dry / meticulously plucking all the cat hairs from the dancing bones' spines / finding each oxalis seed that went bursting across the windowsill like tiny garnets
January 31, 2025 at 11:22 PM
two nights ago watched the Girl With the Needle, 90% of runtime i was standing upright, spellbound by stoical karoline, this gauzy-weighty physicality of the cinematography that made me nauseous in illuminating way, gorgeous and terrible and aching, by the end my eyes were pouring (go view it asap)
January 31, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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The first person to discover that sticking your hand inside a Muppet brings it to life must have been so scared.
January 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Don’t matter what the maps say. It will always be Denali. It was before. It will be after.
January 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
making a lil pot of sprucetip tea, as the xmas tree generously spat out some freshies [dates: trim 12/10, takedown 1/19—oOpSy!] & if one dare skips this fragrant springy preparation, the treelords make certain all yr nice things never have enough sap, for example, the ass fabric of all my shorts
January 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM
i paid 0 attention to whatever godawful crapstorm went down yesterday & instead played Hylics & now i gatta write a sappy letter to mason lindroth. game is straight from deepest loopy dream & the soundtrack is probably perfect
January 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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just had "the talk" with my 14-year-old. it was awkward but now she knows that the fbi killed martin luther king jr
June 8, 2023 at 9:59 PM
this week i get a v bad unfair wrong scary molar yanked outta my v tender tired skull & the bonkers part of my brain that sees eyeballs everywhere is also claiming that visiting the dentist-angel is gonna fix everything that's awful in the world & i go, but now what am i supposed to nervously tongue
January 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
my pal from savoonga who i met while riding buses sent a text about how there are at least 3 pigeons roosting within _redacted bldg_ & i'm like, yes, this is a chaotically gooood omen.. or, wait, it's defo some kinda ruffling hitchcockian ))coo((d'état being hatched, best offer crumbs/skedaddle
January 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
thumbing through stack of drawings from yesterday evening & my daughter had created some eerily lynchian cat cigs
January 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
the dream where i was haranguing my ex for nabbing my beloved smith-corona portable typewriter & then growing vexed over his staunch fondness of chatbots whose very replies were delivered via my lost typewriter, i blame on the pepper link/spoonful of cold adams pb clashy midnight salt-snack combo
January 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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January 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
we're traveling in somewhat perilous conditions w/o an auxiliary cord & my daughter, a heathen, is singing us her rendition of Seek Ye First in the backseat
January 14, 2025 at 8:05 PM