EJ
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I’m like if a dense bean salad was a woman
Nights like this are why I painted my living room terra cotta.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nights like this are why I painted my living room terra cotta.
I can’t wait to do early morning beach again :’) like TAKE ME BACKKKKK IT WAS SO CHILL
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I can’t wait to do early morning beach again :’) like TAKE ME BACKKKKK IT WAS SO CHILL
Guess who’s eaten consistently the past 3 days and got to see the sun when I came home for lunch
November 4, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Guess who’s eaten consistently the past 3 days and got to see the sun when I came home for lunch
Fucker made his favorite new activity going up and down the basement stairs, which is great because he’s doing stairs now! But now I must block him from the basement for fear that he will eat the walls or cat litter if I leave him unattended for a moment
November 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Fucker made his favorite new activity going up and down the basement stairs, which is great because he’s doing stairs now! But now I must block him from the basement for fear that he will eat the walls or cat litter if I leave him unattended for a moment
I was Gandalfs big naturals for my lil Halloween outing this year lmaoooooo. This costume will absolutely be used again.
October 31, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I was Gandalfs big naturals for my lil Halloween outing this year lmaoooooo. This costume will absolutely be used again.
I hate gay Halloween what do I mean I’m Gandalf’s big naturals
October 26, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I hate gay Halloween what do I mean I’m Gandalf’s big naturals
Anywho, my bro and I put my temp couch together and I cut my bedroom in yesterday! Today I have a plumber and a gas inspection and I’m hoping to roll the bedroom and prime the bathroom.
October 22, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Anywho, my bro and I put my temp couch together and I cut my bedroom in yesterday! Today I have a plumber and a gas inspection and I’m hoping to roll the bedroom and prime the bathroom.
My drooly boy had his first hike today and he’s a NATURAL! It’s like we stepped out of the car and he was home
October 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My drooly boy had his first hike today and he’s a NATURAL! It’s like we stepped out of the car and he was home
Omg I would NEVER redo it if it came like that!!! That pic is a cocktail lounge in my hometown 🙂 THIS is the finished half of my basement! Lots of potential for coolness!
October 1, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Omg I would NEVER redo it if it came like that!!! That pic is a cocktail lounge in my hometown 🙂 THIS is the finished half of my basement! Lots of potential for coolness!
My new basement is finished with floor to ceiling wood paneling and a built in liquor cabinet. I thought about painting it but what if I just leaned into it and went full 70s lounge like this?
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 PM
My new basement is finished with floor to ceiling wood paneling and a built in liquor cabinet. I thought about painting it but what if I just leaned into it and went full 70s lounge like this?
TWO BEDS OF SALAD GREENS STARTING IN MARCH! Because FUCK does it taste so much better when you grew it
September 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
TWO BEDS OF SALAD GREENS STARTING IN MARCH! Because FUCK does it taste so much better when you grew it
Anyway. I made a beautiful dinner the other day.
September 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Anyway. I made a beautiful dinner the other day.
Got one of those screenless digital cameras and it is NOT disappointing. She is SPEED
August 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Got one of those screenless digital cameras and it is NOT disappointing. She is SPEED
Björn has been such a pain in the butt lately but I don’t care because he’s always gonna be that tiny teddy bear of a puppy we white-knuckled through a blizzard to bring home to me 😭
July 30, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Björn has been such a pain in the butt lately but I don’t care because he’s always gonna be that tiny teddy bear of a puppy we white-knuckled through a blizzard to bring home to me 😭
I did so much yard work this weekend jfc—but the best news is that all I have to do now is move the giant pile of dirt out of our driveway and into these babies!!!!
July 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I did so much yard work this weekend jfc—but the best news is that all I have to do now is move the giant pile of dirt out of our driveway and into these babies!!!!
Baby boy went to the vet yesterday for a little ear infection and he was NOT thrilled
July 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Baby boy went to the vet yesterday for a little ear infection and he was NOT thrilled
Damb. We gotta get back into Minecraft.
July 24, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Damb. We gotta get back into Minecraft.
GREAT news: my compost is composting :)
July 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
GREAT news: my compost is composting :)