EJ
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I’m like if a dense bean salad was a woman
And now there’s a big, scary, unpredictable dog living in the same space as her and I know it stresses her out. I just feel that I’ve failed big time.
December 9, 2025 at 7:45 PM
And now there’s a big, scary, unpredictable dog living in the same space as her and I know it stresses her out. I just feel that I’ve failed big time.
I feel that I’ve failed her. She’s been with every version of me and moved everywhere with me. My goal was to give her a comfortable place to live out the rest of her life and I failed in my relationship and we moved *as she was showing signs of something bad* and had to start all over again.
December 9, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel that I’ve failed her. She’s been with every version of me and moved everywhere with me. My goal was to give her a comfortable place to live out the rest of her life and I failed in my relationship and we moved *as she was showing signs of something bad* and had to start all over again.
Cleo is more than likely nearing the end of her life. We have an x-ray on Friday to determine whether the mass behind her eye can be treated but it’s not looking good. I am inconsolable.
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Cleo is more than likely nearing the end of her life. We have an x-ray on Friday to determine whether the mass behind her eye can be treated but it’s not looking good. I am inconsolable.
Today feels exactly like that one day on winter break 13 years ago when I got mail from school stating that I was being put on academic probation and having the most intense panic attack of my life :’) could even be the anniversary
December 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today feels exactly like that one day on winter break 13 years ago when I got mail from school stating that I was being put on academic probation and having the most intense panic attack of my life :’) could even be the anniversary
There are too many bad things happening right now and I still have to go into work tomorrow and do two jobs
December 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
There are too many bad things happening right now and I still have to go into work tomorrow and do two jobs
Tried typing ‘one’ and wrote ‘kms’ instead. Well,
December 7, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tried typing ‘one’ and wrote ‘kms’ instead. Well,
LEE PACE HAS A HUSBAND?!?!
December 5, 2025 at 12:42 PM
LEE PACE HAS A HUSBAND?!?!
Do we have any mysterious benefactors lurking on Bluesky dot social? Will send foot pics if you pay my medical bills
December 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Do we have any mysterious benefactors lurking on Bluesky dot social? Will send foot pics if you pay my medical bills
5 hours until my 3-day weekend
December 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
5 hours until my 3-day weekend
Okay drugs ROCK
Just read up on why my steroids can cause insomnia and it’s because it ups cortisol levels. So the nurse gave me that warning thinking I don’t know ball…I. KNOW. BALL. (Have anxiety)
December 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Okay drugs ROCK
She also warned me that I might experience roid rage, and as a woman with high testosterone, LMAO
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
She also warned me that I might experience roid rage, and as a woman with high testosterone, LMAO
Just read up on why my steroids can cause insomnia and it’s because it ups cortisol levels. So the nurse gave me that warning thinking I don’t know ball…I. KNOW. BALL. (Have anxiety)
December 3, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Just read up on why my steroids can cause insomnia and it’s because it ups cortisol levels. So the nurse gave me that warning thinking I don’t know ball…I. KNOW. BALL. (Have anxiety)
I left him out for the day today, pray for my pillows and towels. He’s usually a very good boy when I leave him out because without me around for him to act out for attention he just naps or chews his toys, but it’s 9 hours 😬
Puppy didn’t poop OR eat his breakfast this morning and it’s the first time I’ve crated him since last Wednesday. So now I know he’s probably hungry and has to poop and I CAN’T LEAVE THE OFFICE
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I left him out for the day today, pray for my pillows and towels. He’s usually a very good boy when I leave him out because without me around for him to act out for attention he just naps or chews his toys, but it’s 9 hours 😬
Just learned that studio w117th is closing and honestly, good, it was a wasted endeavor because the owners failed to create a space for the WHOLE community.
December 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Just learned that studio w117th is closing and honestly, good, it was a wasted endeavor because the owners failed to create a space for the WHOLE community.
Puppy didn’t poop OR eat his breakfast this morning and it’s the first time I’ve crated him since last Wednesday. So now I know he’s probably hungry and has to poop and I CAN’T LEAVE THE OFFICE
December 2, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Puppy didn’t poop OR eat his breakfast this morning and it’s the first time I’ve crated him since last Wednesday. So now I know he’s probably hungry and has to poop and I CAN’T LEAVE THE OFFICE
Lord I am SO HAPPY to have a garage with SPACEEEEEEEE. Still have to hoist my kayak into storage but OMG I have my workshop area, the yard stuff is all in the (attached!) shed and I’ve got a nice big table and chairs set up for just hanging out with my friends :’)
December 1, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Lord I am SO HAPPY to have a garage with SPACEEEEEEEE. Still have to hoist my kayak into storage but OMG I have my workshop area, the yard stuff is all in the (attached!) shed and I’ve got a nice big table and chairs set up for just hanging out with my friends :’)
Hellllll yeah I have some venison coming my way 🙏
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Hellllll yeah I have some venison coming my way 🙏
I love my dog but I wish I knew what of mine isn’t covered in his saliva/nose juice
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I love my dog but I wish I knew what of mine isn’t covered in his saliva/nose juice
Have cried at a tv show, a movie, and 3 songs today
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Have cried at a tv show, a movie, and 3 songs today
Björn stepped out into the snow last night and became a wild animal. I had to wrestle him back inside. Now he’s glued to the front windows absolutely mesmerized by the white stuff 😭
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Björn stepped out into the snow last night and became a wild animal. I had to wrestle him back inside. Now he’s glued to the front windows absolutely mesmerized by the white stuff 😭
Nights like this are why I painted my living room terra cotta.
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Nights like this are why I painted my living room terra cotta.
My body is fighting me at every fucking turn, I got a foot massager and used it this morning and when I stood up the BOTTOMS OF MY FEET were swollen like CRAZY. It felt like walking on two tiny pillow placed right under my fifth metatarsal. Please god let me enjoy /something/
November 28, 2025 at 12:01 AM
My body is fighting me at every fucking turn, I got a foot massager and used it this morning and when I stood up the BOTTOMS OF MY FEET were swollen like CRAZY. It felt like walking on two tiny pillow placed right under my fifth metatarsal. Please god let me enjoy /something/
A drag queen named Christmas Eve…a concept
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 AM
A drag queen named Christmas Eve…a concept
Wow, it’s officially been a month since I moved in. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about that yet! Hopefully one day I’ll be happy lol wow that’s sad to read back
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Wow, it’s officially been a month since I moved in. I’m not sure how I’m supposed to feel about that yet! Hopefully one day I’ll be happy lol wow that’s sad to read back