EJ
@milfs.bsky.social
I’m like if a dense bean salad was a woman
And Netherdeep prep! Sending my players through Betrayers’ Rise in the next session or two and it is DAUNTING to prepare
January 19, 2026 at 1:41 PM
And Netherdeep prep! Sending my players through Betrayers’ Rise in the next session or two and it is DAUNTING to prepare
Today I get my x-ray at last 😭 here’s hoping there’s some upward progress on figuring out what’s going on. Also going to paint my office, and let that be the last space I have to paint for the foreseeable future. 13 rooms/hallways in under 2 years, ridiculous.
January 19, 2026 at 1:39 PM
Today I get my x-ray at last 😭 here’s hoping there’s some upward progress on figuring out what’s going on. Also going to paint my office, and let that be the last space I have to paint for the foreseeable future. 13 rooms/hallways in under 2 years, ridiculous.
My cousin’s baby was so good with me holding her and hanging out 🥹 we just walked around the party and I showed her all the sights and sounds and she ate that shit UP
January 18, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My cousin’s baby was so good with me holding her and hanging out 🥹 we just walked around the party and I showed her all the sights and sounds and she ate that shit UP
Ugh I can’t wait to be an aunt
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Ugh I can’t wait to be an aunt
I’ve been trying to be so aloof and nonchalant about dnd and yet here I am, 1/3 of the way through successfully DMing a campaign and enjoying it very much
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I’ve been trying to be so aloof and nonchalant about dnd and yet here I am, 1/3 of the way through successfully DMing a campaign and enjoying it very much
I will not be posting 2016 throwbacks because I wanted to kill myself back then!!!!!
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
I will not be posting 2016 throwbacks because I wanted to kill myself back then!!!!!
Idk I think it’s cute that I do up my own lunches bento style and weigh them out for macros. I even threw in a homemade chocolate chip cookie in case I want something sweet today and the rest of the cookies are individually wrapped in the freezer. Queen of domesticity!
January 14, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Idk I think it’s cute that I do up my own lunches bento style and weigh them out for macros. I even threw in a homemade chocolate chip cookie in case I want something sweet today and the rest of the cookies are individually wrapped in the freezer. Queen of domesticity!
Oh my god I’d have just rather never felt love at all, I wish I didn’t know what it was like
January 12, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Oh my god I’d have just rather never felt love at all, I wish I didn’t know what it was like
Wild time to live on a border
January 8, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Wild time to live on a border
Reposted by EJ
oh i had this realization once
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 PM
oh i had this realization once
This is what it feels like in the US today and I’m not exaggerating
a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something
ALT: a man wearing headphones and an orange shirt is looking at something
media.tenor.com
January 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
This is what it feels like in the US today and I’m not exaggerating
God I still see Cleo *everywhere*, every little shadow, every little dark thing sitting on the floor
January 5, 2026 at 1:12 PM
God I still see Cleo *everywhere*, every little shadow, every little dark thing sitting on the floor
Knowing that I can’t just pick up and move is going to really test me the next few months
January 5, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Knowing that I can’t just pick up and move is going to really test me the next few months
The remaining projects I can feasibly complete alone before it warms up again:
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
January 5, 2026 at 3:54 AM
The remaining projects I can feasibly complete alone before it warms up again:
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
- Paint the office
- Take the basement carpet up
- Update the shower head
- Replace the bathroom sink with a vanity
- Update or refresh the bathroom fan
- Clean and seal the asbestos tiles in the basement
Combatting the sense of impending doom that comes after the holidays by making my home more functional and lovely and getting outside for a couple hours every day is making such a big difference in, you know, general
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Combatting the sense of impending doom that comes after the holidays by making my home more functional and lovely and getting outside for a couple hours every day is making such a big difference in, you know, general
Gotta start thinking about this year’s garden
January 4, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Gotta start thinking about this year’s garden
4/5 rooms painted BITCH. Then I can redo my basement and ultimately finance a soft kitchen overhaul. And I paid off my credit card AND put money into savings. That feels good.
January 1, 2026 at 3:09 AM
4/5 rooms painted BITCH. Then I can redo my basement and ultimately finance a soft kitchen overhaul. And I paid off my credit card AND put money into savings. That feels good.
Got an invite from my cool lez neighbors! I love it here!
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Got an invite from my cool lez neighbors! I love it here!
Please let the next few months be a period of opportunity to regrow my safety net 😩
December 31, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Please let the next few months be a period of opportunity to regrow my safety net 😩
Friend even offered to get me and a plus one onto the Mahall’s guest list but none of my friends can make it/actually want to go out and I’m just not ready to go out for an event as loaded as a NYE party alone yet
December 31, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Friend even offered to get me and a plus one onto the Mahall’s guest list but none of my friends can make it/actually want to go out and I’m just not ready to go out for an event as loaded as a NYE party alone yet
NYE last minute party cancellation contingency plan is in: I’m getting drunk on the emergency fridge champagne and painting my dining room
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 AM
NYE last minute party cancellation contingency plan is in: I’m getting drunk on the emergency fridge champagne and painting my dining room
Cutest dog in the world alert
December 30, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Cutest dog in the world alert