the bartender puts down a hot bowl of soup in front of you
"from the gentleman over there"
you catch my eye and I wave. I mouth the word "Soup." making an eating gesture with an imaginary spoon

every night i go to bed excited for all the microplastics im gonna eat in the morning

the suns are the only front office that seems to understand our country isn’t making it to 2028

All I want from the Switch 2 is for the big launch game to be an open-world Urban Champion sequel so expensive to produce and so poorly received that it bankrupts Nintendo