Mike Scollins
@mikescollins.bsky.social
From Marshfield MA. Writer for Late Night with Seth Meyers and the film BRIAN. Love horror movies. Usually have to pee. He/Him
oh it's sandwich chuckin season
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
oh it's sandwich chuckin season
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Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Was gonna say, “Ok, groomer,” but really just want to say fuck this guy forever.
Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Earth 2 Curtis Sliwa tonight
Chuck Schumer has endorsed Zohran Mamdani
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Chuck Schumer has endorsed Zohran Mamdani
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing
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Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
November 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Decision Desk has called the New Jersey governors race for Mikie Sherill. Yet another state where millions of dollars in anti trans ads didn't work.
Debra Messing really posting through it right now
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Debra Messing really posting through it right now
the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
the "If Zohran wins I'm moving out of New York" crowd should have 30 days to post the zillow listing
I wish bands put a little QR code to their Venmo on the merch table for when you're at capacity for shirts but still wanna throw them a few bucks
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I wish bands put a little QR code to their Venmo on the merch table for when you're at capacity for shirts but still wanna throw them a few bucks
good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap
Send cash to Americans missing their SNAP food benefits | Propel & GiveDirectly
Donate directly to families at risk of hunger due to the U.S. government shutdown.
GiveDirectly.org
November 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
good resource for families in danger of losing SNAP benefits and good place to donate funds if you're able GiveDirectly.org/snap
Please enjoy this dumb @latenightseth.bsky.social Halloween sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIT...
Seth Checks Out Audience Member Halloween Costumes
YouTube video by Late Night with Seth Meyers
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October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Please enjoy this dumb @latenightseth.bsky.social Halloween sketch www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfIT...
Just watched all 10 chapters of @defunctland.bsky.social's Disney's Living Characters and sorry Marty Supreme but it's my movie of the year
October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Just watched all 10 chapters of @defunctland.bsky.social's Disney's Living Characters and sorry Marty Supreme but it's my movie of the year
I knew twitter was full of nazis but I didn't know they were also 7
this is probably going to start shit over here but shout out to neil as the results of this poll have officially driven me insane
October 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I knew twitter was full of nazis but I didn't know they were also 7
What is your favorite live music venue in NYC?
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
October 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What is your favorite live music venue in NYC?
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
Sliwa: The Chainsmokers!!!
Mamdani: Forest Hills.
Cuomo: I picked my daughters up from one once.
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Issuing both a “hell yeah” and a “check it out" on this one
I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!
October 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Issuing both a “hell yeah” and a “check it out" on this one
I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm on Podcast: The Ride today talking about going to Spooky World with Wendy the Snapple Lady! Listen where you get podcasts!
any patient meeting with Dr Loomis
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
any patient meeting with Dr Loomis
Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen
October 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Days before early voting and Andrew Cuomo drops the breakout AI star of the year. Sorry Tilly Norwood but this is our queen
It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager
October 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
It's 1994 at McDonalds and I'm constantly pretending to be insulted so I can speak to the manager
best band Rilo Kiley
October 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
best band Rilo Kiley
absolutely they are but I also get the same feeling from the small town ones of just a few cool people who don't give a fuck
Sorry to be corny but the aerial shots of these crowds are almost indescribably moving and hopeful
October 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
absolutely they are but I also get the same feeling from the small town ones of just a few cool people who don't give a fuck
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I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.
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A high school friend told me she was planning to make a “No Kings But Dunkings” sign to protest with. 😂
October 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
A high school friend told me she was planning to make a “No Kings But Dunkings” sign to protest with. 😂
No Kings and then Rilo Kiley what could be better
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
No Kings and then Rilo Kiley what could be better
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hello. my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, comes to Dropout November 19th ✨🔥🎷🐵🤖🇮🇹
A new series of Dropout Presents specials are coming soon to Dropout!
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October 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
hello. my comedy special, Demi Adejuyigbe Is Going To Do One (1) Backflip, comes to Dropout November 19th ✨🔥🎷🐵🤖🇮🇹