Mike Paradigm
@mikeparadigm.bsky.social
Elder Millennial | Canes STM | Posts/Opinions are my own
The fact that the three teams involved in the Rantanen saga are also the top 3 teams in the league at the quarter season mark is objectively funny.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The fact that the three teams involved in the Rantanen saga are also the top 3 teams in the league at the quarter season mark is objectively funny.
Remember folks. In a night where every team is playing and they’re making this big deal of it all… this VGK/CAR game isn’t a national broadcast…
Canes are an absolute MASH unit now and all they’ve done this stretch of VGK->COL->DAL->VGK on the schedule is show a ton of guts.
This feels… different.
Canes are an absolute MASH unit now and all they’ve done this stretch of VGK->COL->DAL->VGK on the schedule is show a ton of guts.
This feels… different.
October 29, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Remember folks. In a night where every team is playing and they’re making this big deal of it all… this VGK/CAR game isn’t a national broadcast…
Canes are an absolute MASH unit now and all they’ve done this stretch of VGK->COL->DAL->VGK on the schedule is show a ton of guts.
This feels… different.
Canes are an absolute MASH unit now and all they’ve done this stretch of VGK->COL->DAL->VGK on the schedule is show a ton of guts.
This feels… different.
The Carolina MASH Units…
October 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The Carolina MASH Units…
Jr when this news dropped, maybe.
October 5, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Jr when this news dropped, maybe.
Pre-season Stanley Cup Champion final pick:
Canes vs Predators
Canes win in 5 to continue the Erik Haula loses against the Canes in the playoffs narrative. :-).
Canes vs Predators
Canes win in 5 to continue the Erik Haula loses against the Canes in the playoffs narrative. :-).
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Pre-season Stanley Cup Champion final pick:
Canes vs Predators
Canes win in 5 to continue the Erik Haula loses against the Canes in the playoffs narrative. :-).
Canes vs Predators
Canes win in 5 to continue the Erik Haula loses against the Canes in the playoffs narrative. :-).
Tom Dundon finding every way he can to milk money from the NHL, now including players not even on his NHL roster.
Captain is a hockey team owner and now pickleball!
September 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Tom Dundon finding every way he can to milk money from the NHL, now including players not even on his NHL roster.
Glad to see I can once again ignore the Panthers this year.
September 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Glad to see I can once again ignore the Panthers this year.
Post a meme you made.
August 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post a meme you made.
Not surprised, I haven’t seen a rite-aid that wasn’t a dash mart or Spirit Holloween in forever.
The iconic retail chain is closing more store locations than it originally estimated.
Iconic retailer wiped out in Chapter 11 bankruptcy after 63 years
The iconic retail chain is closing more store locations than it originally estimated.
bit.ly
August 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not surprised, I haven’t seen a rite-aid that wasn’t a dash mart or Spirit Holloween in forever.
Tom Dundon buys Portland Trailblazers to upgrade area around which includes where the Portland Winterhawks of the WHL play.
All this as a favor to his budding superstar Seth Jarvis, a former Portland Winterhawk.
All this as a favor to his budding superstar Seth Jarvis, a former Portland Winterhawk.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says tell me i 'm wrong
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table and says tell me i 'm wrong
media.tenor.com
August 14, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Tom Dundon buys Portland Trailblazers to upgrade area around which includes where the Portland Winterhawks of the WHL play.
All this as a favor to his budding superstar Seth Jarvis, a former Portland Winterhawk.
All this as a favor to his budding superstar Seth Jarvis, a former Portland Winterhawk.
Man, talk about knowing the makeup of your market and the power of keeping seats open purchase only for certain away teams.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man, talk about knowing the makeup of your market and the power of keeping seats open purchase only for certain away teams.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
Just in case people take any post I make seriously about an NBA team moving to Raleigh.
Dundon isn’t from Raleigh, he doesn’t live in Raleigh (lives in Dallas), he’s building his portfolio, that’s it.
Portland isn’t in trouble of losing their team, and will only lose it… continued.
Dundon isn’t from Raleigh, he doesn’t live in Raleigh (lives in Dallas), he’s building his portfolio, that’s it.
Portland isn’t in trouble of losing their team, and will only lose it… continued.
August 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Just in case people take any post I make seriously about an NBA team moving to Raleigh.
Dundon isn’t from Raleigh, he doesn’t live in Raleigh (lives in Dallas), he’s building his portfolio, that’s it.
Portland isn’t in trouble of losing their team, and will only lose it… continued.
Dundon isn’t from Raleigh, he doesn’t live in Raleigh (lives in Dallas), he’s building his portfolio, that’s it.
Portland isn’t in trouble of losing their team, and will only lose it… continued.
TD building that sports portfolio for when MLB decides it wants to take him seriously in NC.
🚨 SCOOP 🚨: Carolina Hurricanes owner Tom Dundon has agreed to buy the Portland Trail Blazers from Paul Allen's estate
@sportico.bsky.social values the franchise at $3.6 billion
Read more: www.sportico.com/business/tea...
@sportico.bsky.social values the franchise at $3.6 billion
Read more: www.sportico.com/business/tea...
August 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
TD building that sports portfolio for when MLB decides it wants to take him seriously in NC.
This would have been an SNL sketch just 10 years ago.
"Will the president consider giving the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Big Balls?"
August 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This would have been an SNL sketch just 10 years ago.
So, a President’s Trophy year is what we have in store for the Canes. Got it.
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So, a President’s Trophy year is what we have in store for the Canes. Got it.
Reposted by Mike Paradigm
Me: "If you take an upper and a sleep potion at the same time, is that a Magic 8 Ball?"
GM: "Yeah I took a sleeping potion and a haste potion at the same time and got completely fucked up this weekend"
#RPGNight
GM: "Yeah I took a sleeping potion and a haste potion at the same time and got completely fucked up this weekend"
#RPGNight
July 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Me: "If you take an upper and a sleep potion at the same time, is that a Magic 8 Ball?"
GM: "Yeah I took a sleeping potion and a haste potion at the same time and got completely fucked up this weekend"
#RPGNight
GM: "Yeah I took a sleeping potion and a haste potion at the same time and got completely fucked up this weekend"
#RPGNight
Reposted by Mike Paradigm
New at The Hockey Writers:
While the Carolina Hurricanes have been busy this offseason so far, they’re not done yet. There is a chance to upgrade the 2C spot & one player who could fit the bill.
That player? Nashville Predators’ Ryan O’Reilly #RaiseUp
Read:
thehockeywriters.com/hurricanes-s...
While the Carolina Hurricanes have been busy this offseason so far, they’re not done yet. There is a chance to upgrade the 2C spot & one player who could fit the bill.
That player? Nashville Predators’ Ryan O’Reilly #RaiseUp
Read:
thehockeywriters.com/hurricanes-s...
Hurricanes Should Pursue a Trade for Predators' Ryan O'Reilly - The Hockey Writers Carolina Hurricanes Latest News, Analysis & More
While the Carolina Hurricanes have made moves this offseason, they are not done yet. That said, could there be something for Ryan O'Reilly?
thehockeywriters.com
July 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
New at The Hockey Writers:
While the Carolina Hurricanes have been busy this offseason so far, they’re not done yet. There is a chance to upgrade the 2C spot & one player who could fit the bill.
That player? Nashville Predators’ Ryan O’Reilly #RaiseUp
Read:
thehockeywriters.com/hurricanes-s...
While the Carolina Hurricanes have been busy this offseason so far, they’re not done yet. There is a chance to upgrade the 2C spot & one player who could fit the bill.
That player? Nashville Predators’ Ryan O’Reilly #RaiseUp
Read:
thehockeywriters.com/hurricanes-s...
GMET: Hey, so Kyle, I know you’re riding a high with the whole, you know who situation. Let’s maybe have a chat.
July 6, 2025 at 2:47 AM
GMET: Hey, so Kyle, I know you’re riding a high with the whole, you know who situation. Let’s maybe have a chat.
That’s the main course, I need to know the dessert.
July 4, 2025 at 12:29 AM
That’s the main course, I need to know the dessert.
As if this isn’t what insiders were saying would happen yesterday.
July 3, 2025 at 5:12 PM
As if this isn’t what insiders were saying would happen yesterday.
Bring back Trocheck and all will be forgiven.
July 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Bring back Trocheck and all will be forgiven.
Stanky at 8 years $6m for extension, being reported now.
July 1, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Stanky at 8 years $6m for extension, being reported now.