Mike Paradigm
@mikeparadigm.bsky.social
Elder Millennial | Canes STM | Posts/Opinions are my own
The fact that the three teams involved in the Rantanen saga are also the top 3 teams in the league at the quarter season mark is objectively funny.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The fact that the three teams involved in the Rantanen saga are also the top 3 teams in the league at the quarter season mark is objectively funny.
Post a meme you made.
August 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Post a meme you made.
Man, talk about knowing the makeup of your market and the power of keeping seats open purchase only for certain away teams.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
August 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Man, talk about knowing the makeup of your market and the power of keeping seats open purchase only for certain away teams.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
Also, surprised PIT and BOS didn’t make the list.
Source: STM email.
So, a President’s Trophy year is what we have in store for the Canes. Got it.
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
So, a President’s Trophy year is what we have in store for the Canes. Got it.
Finally made it to a place for a thing this postseason.
May 28, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Finally made it to a place for a thing this postseason.
Row J. I’ve got them listed on Ticketmaster right now if you want to check the map.
May 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Row J. I’ve got them listed on Ticketmaster right now if you want to check the map.
A rare Cardinal sighting this morning in my front yard. NC state bird but I can probably count on 1 hand how many I’ve seen IRL, and half of those were probably at the zoo.
May 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
A rare Cardinal sighting this morning in my front yard. NC state bird but I can probably count on 1 hand how many I’ve seen IRL, and half of those were probably at the zoo.
Jarvy: Hey guys? Sullivan’s or Angus Barn?
Guys: Too highfaluting for us.
Jarvy: Ok, Firebirds?
Guys: Nah.
Cowfish? No. Yard House? Chuy’s? No. Applebees? No. Golden Corral? No.
Then what?
McDs sounds good.
Guys: Too highfaluting for us.
Jarvy: Ok, Firebirds?
Guys: Nah.
Cowfish? No. Yard House? Chuy’s? No. Applebees? No. Golden Corral? No.
Then what?
McDs sounds good.
May 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Jarvy: Hey guys? Sullivan’s or Angus Barn?
Guys: Too highfaluting for us.
Jarvy: Ok, Firebirds?
Guys: Nah.
Cowfish? No. Yard House? Chuy’s? No. Applebees? No. Golden Corral? No.
Then what?
McDs sounds good.
Guys: Too highfaluting for us.
Jarvy: Ok, Firebirds?
Guys: Nah.
Cowfish? No. Yard House? Chuy’s? No. Applebees? No. Golden Corral? No.
Then what?
McDs sounds good.
Yeah, eyeing that golf course…
May 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Yeah, eyeing that golf course…
I’m not mad with these lines. I think Rod is seeing the matchup issue in last change and is thinking he needs some heft with Aho.
Add on that Svech needs to get going and Aho and/or Blake in playmaker mode could do the the trick.
And you gain an ultra dynamic duo of Hall/Jarvis on your second line
Add on that Svech needs to get going and Aho and/or Blake in playmaker mode could do the the trick.
And you gain an ultra dynamic duo of Hall/Jarvis on your second line
April 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I’m not mad with these lines. I think Rod is seeing the matchup issue in last change and is thinking he needs some heft with Aho.
Add on that Svech needs to get going and Aho and/or Blake in playmaker mode could do the the trick.
And you gain an ultra dynamic duo of Hall/Jarvis on your second line
Add on that Svech needs to get going and Aho and/or Blake in playmaker mode could do the the trick.
And you gain an ultra dynamic duo of Hall/Jarvis on your second line
Crowd light show for tomorrow confirmed.
April 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Crowd light show for tomorrow confirmed.
Hooking is the call… again…
April 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Hooking is the call… again…
Having to reply with a screenshot due to character limits:
April 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Having to reply with a screenshot due to character limits:
Welcome to ouch town! Population: You, bro!
April 1, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Welcome to ouch town! Population: You, bro!
Wednesday and April 10th… would make sense since the Canes are the team he’s scored against the most.
March 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Wednesday and April 10th… would make sense since the Canes are the team he’s scored against the most.
I’m doing my part…
March 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I’m doing my part…
Post you from a different era.
Feels like this was a lifetime ago.
Feels like this was a lifetime ago.
March 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Post you from a different era.
Feels like this was a lifetime ago.
Feels like this was a lifetime ago.
At a hockey game, watching a hockey game… another hockey game while in intermission.
February 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At a hockey game, watching a hockey game… another hockey game while in intermission.
Slavin to Rosy (probably): Man, Kreider and Fox wouldn’t even be able to carry our luggage, let alone the Rangers.
February 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Slavin to Rosy (probably): Man, Kreider and Fox wouldn’t even be able to carry our luggage, let alone the Rangers.
Had to wait for the Sportsnet feed to go on YouTube today because ESPN is run by morons who don’t understand that you need to keep the camera on the trophy lift celebrations.
Here’s the shot of Jarvy with the 4 Nations Trophy (trying hard to not say Cup, lol).
Here’s the shot of Jarvy with the 4 Nations Trophy (trying hard to not say Cup, lol).
February 21, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Had to wait for the Sportsnet feed to go on YouTube today because ESPN is run by morons who don’t understand that you need to keep the camera on the trophy lift celebrations.
Here’s the shot of Jarvy with the 4 Nations Trophy (trying hard to not say Cup, lol).
Here’s the shot of Jarvy with the 4 Nations Trophy (trying hard to not say Cup, lol).