Mike of the North
@mikenordson.bsky.social
🇺🇲🇺🇦 Fuck Trump. Fuck Elon. Fuck all MAGA. Flushed X like the turd it is. Came here for the cool, fun, happy warrior shit. All Seattle sports fan...except soccer...oh, and the NBA can suck a bag of dicks.
Hot take: When the dems take back the house and Senate (hopefully a super majority), Trump will step down for medical reasons and Vance will "take over", at least as much as Herr Miller will let him. Then they will do whatever they can to cover for Trump, hoping he dies before he can be tried.
December 20, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hot take: When the dems take back the house and Senate (hopefully a super majority), Trump will step down for medical reasons and Vance will "take over", at least as much as Herr Miller will let him. Then they will do whatever they can to cover for Trump, hoping he dies before he can be tried.
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really weird how I didn't get a White House Christmas card this year. I guess it got lost in the mail
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
really weird how I didn't get a White House Christmas card this year. I guess it got lost in the mail
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Elise Stefanik announces plan to leave politics in order to remove the scourge of antisemitism from the flawed and biased curriculum in the homeschooling in her house
December 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Elise Stefanik announces plan to leave politics in order to remove the scourge of antisemitism from the flawed and biased curriculum in the homeschooling in her house
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The next administration ought to do a Pay Per View event showing them dismantling and torching all of the tacky and gaudy shit Trump has put up and in OUR Whitehouse.
That might make a significant dent in our national debt.
That might make a significant dent in our national debt.
December 18, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The next administration ought to do a Pay Per View event showing them dismantling and torching all of the tacky and gaudy shit Trump has put up and in OUR Whitehouse.
That might make a significant dent in our national debt.
That might make a significant dent in our national debt.
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He has seen the Epstein Files in their entirety.
Now he is fleeing before the shit hits the fan.
#bonginobust
Now he is fleeing before the shit hits the fan.
#bonginobust
December 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
He has seen the Epstein Files in their entirety.
Now he is fleeing before the shit hits the fan.
#bonginobust
Now he is fleeing before the shit hits the fan.
#bonginobust
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Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
December 19, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Speaker Mike Johnson says his entire worldview comes from the Bible.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
But he’s about to kick 2 million Texans off their healthcare right before Christmas.
If you aren’t loving your neighbor, then keep Jesus’ name out of your mouth.
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Man I’m happy for Sam Darnold. Battled back and threw some fuckin DIMES on that drive. What an awesome moment for him.
WHAT A GAME
WHAT A GAME
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Man I’m happy for Sam Darnold. Battled back and threw some fuckin DIMES on that drive. What an awesome moment for him.
WHAT A GAME
WHAT A GAME
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Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight
December 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
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Trump is giving his Pettysburg Address.
December 18, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Trump is giving his Pettysburg Address.
Bingo Bongo Bounces
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Bingo Bongo Bounces
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Tuesday morning thoughts:
Whoever designed the layout control in Word should be locked in a room for all eternity and forced to reformat a 100 page document because someone added a 5 pixel square image on page two.
Fucker.
Carry on...
Whoever designed the layout control in Word should be locked in a room for all eternity and forced to reformat a 100 page document because someone added a 5 pixel square image on page two.
Fucker.
Carry on...
December 16, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Tuesday morning thoughts:
Whoever designed the layout control in Word should be locked in a room for all eternity and forced to reformat a 100 page document because someone added a 5 pixel square image on page two.
Fucker.
Carry on...
Whoever designed the layout control in Word should be locked in a room for all eternity and forced to reformat a 100 page document because someone added a 5 pixel square image on page two.
Fucker.
Carry on...
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It's all a big grift. A business.
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
It's all a big grift. A business.
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He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.
December 15, 2025 at 3:14 PM
He may not be the worst president ever but he is without question the worst person to ever serve as president.
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Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
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In a world full of Archie Bunkers, be a Meathead.
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
December 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
In a world full of Archie Bunkers, be a Meathead.
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
R.I.P. Rob Reiner
This mother fucker....
December 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This mother fucker....
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Sounds about right.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sounds about right.
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Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
December 15, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Some of the best movies ever made were by Rob Reiner. They made us laugh and think: The Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, A Few Good Men. And he was a force on screen as well in All in the Family and so many films.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
What a tragic loss. Words fail with news like this.
This is what a hero looks like.
Ahmed al Ahmed, 43, has been identified as the man who disarmed one of the Sydney attackers.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
Ahmed was shot by the second shooter, who was firing from a bridge. He suffered 2 gunshot wounds and is undergoing surgery.
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
This is what a hero looks like.
Their secret was strength in numbers. This is the play book for Rs to give each other the cover they need to grow spines and tell Tacotits to go fuck himself....while he can still understand what that means.
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Their secret was strength in numbers. This is the play book for Rs to give each other the cover they need to grow spines and tell Tacotits to go fuck himself....while he can still understand what that means.
It's hard to belive that the Repukelikkklans find these very reasonable things a bridge too far to help protect people, especially kids, from gun violence jist so they can make themselves feel manly and tough. Will it solve the problem? No. It would be an excellent start, though.
Couldn't agree more. All of these proposals are constitutional, reasonable, and vital. (1/2)
December 14, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It's hard to belive that the Repukelikkklans find these very reasonable things a bridge too far to help protect people, especially kids, from gun violence jist so they can make themselves feel manly and tough. Will it solve the problem? No. It would be an excellent start, though.
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Couldn't agree more. All of these proposals are constitutional, reasonable, and vital. (1/2)
December 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Couldn't agree more. All of these proposals are constitutional, reasonable, and vital. (1/2)