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Mike Longden-Bird
@mikelongdenbird.bsky.social
Manchester United fan.
Music lover.
Sporadic fitness enthusiast.
Winner of Tipping Point series 9 episode 86.
📍 Brighton, UK.
Pinned
My sister and me with a certain baby-faced assassin at the Cliff, September ‘98. We all know what happened that season…
#MUFC #whoputtheballinthegermansnet #OleGunnarSolskjaer
February 16, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Not a good performance from United. That goal from Amad was the only real piece of quality they managed all game. A ‘triffic little player, as Harry Redknapp would say.
December 15, 2024 at 6:33 PM
You’d think United could work on defending corners in training, but they’re so shit at attacking corners too that you can’t really practice defending against them.
December 15, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Kyle Walker cheating on the pitch as well as off it now I see.
December 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
If Maguire starts instead of Martinez, then Forest’s first & third goals don’t happen.
December 7, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Worth remembering that Amorim has inherited a group of players who couldn’t even play well in a system & formation that they were actually familiar with…
November 28, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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You know what this platform says to me? Aqua. Which is French for water.
November 24, 2024 at 8:56 PM
November 24, 2024 at 11:34 PM
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This is the biggest difference between Ten Hag and Amorim. Amorim could fail, but he is at least trying to work towards longer term solutions. Ten Hag always seemed focused on doing whatever it took to get through a game. That’s probably why he did better in cups, but it’s not building to anything
November 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
This is spot on. Bluesky is about spending your time online interacting with likeminded people. You wouldn’t choose to hang about with people you don’t like in real life. Imagine spending your Friday night going to the pub just to argue with folk whose views you find offensive / immoral.
The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.
November 22, 2024 at 8:08 PM
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I wanna rock and roll 2 hours tops and party maybe every 14 days
November 22, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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Between now and the start of 2025, there are just 6 days in which there isn’t a game being played in one of the Premier League, EFL, Champions League, Europa League or League Cup.
November 22, 2024 at 8:40 AM
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I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.
November 21, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Post you from a different era…

Back in the emo days.
November 21, 2024 at 4:44 PM
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Starting a gofundme for Clarkson. I will NOT see this man go without. Not on my watch.
November 20, 2024 at 11:13 AM
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November 19, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Man United’s 1998-99 continental treble winners. Perhaps one of the most iconic squads of all time?
November 20, 2024 at 8:34 AM
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“But seriously, sort the drafts function out.”
November 20, 2024 at 11:36 AM
My sister and me with a certain baby-faced assassin at the Cliff, September ‘98. We all know what happened that season…
#MUFC #whoputtheballinthegermansnet #OleGunnarSolskjaer
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 AM
Me after watching a 6 minute video of Ruben Amorim taking his first training session at Manchester United:
November 19, 2024 at 7:53 PM
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Andrew Tate got banned from Bluesky in less than one day.

Another reason things are so much better here than Twitter.
November 19, 2024 at 7:06 PM
Introduce yourself with four albums:
November 19, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Thinking about how Rod Stewart sings the whole song "Maggie May" to a person who just woke up
November 18, 2024 at 11:15 PM
My initial Bluesky algorithm assumes I’m a Scottish Liverpool fan who’s obsessed with cats and the NFL!
November 19, 2024 at 1:12 PM