Mike Hurst
@mikehurst.bsky.social
he/him screenwriter ✍️ 🎥 🔪 😱 👽 🎞🎬 🍿 posts are intended to be legal advice.
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"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
November 15, 2025 at 10:54 PM
"Dasha got dropped by Gersh," I say to the elerly woman sitting next to me on the bus. "Can you believe that?" She empties an entire can of mace directly into my face instantly.
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The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
October 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The generals said "sir are you sure you want to fly the diarrhea bomber over the AI city with the nonsense billboards" and I said [zesty] we've got to shit the hell out of 'em. And no one has more loose stool than me. And actually that was very smart. Making myself the diarrhea president was smart.
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Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
October 1, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Sorry we had to cancel your cancer treatment, but the Secretary of Defense had to fly all the generals in so he could call them fat.
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If Donald Trump really wants to stop crime, there's one thing he hasn't tried yet.
August 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
If Donald Trump really wants to stop crime, there's one thing he hasn't tried yet.
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"BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND"
PRONOUN'S SHIRT AT dashare.zone
"TSHIRT, HOODY AND TANK TOP"
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PRONOUN'S SHIRT AT dashare.zone
"TSHIRT, HOODY AND TANK TOP"
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June 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND"
PRONOUN'S SHIRT AT dashare.zone
"TSHIRT, HOODY AND TANK TOP"
- dashare.zone ADMIN
PRONOUN'S SHIRT AT dashare.zone
"TSHIRT, HOODY AND TANK TOP"
- dashare.zone ADMIN
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Fuck yes Mahmoud is free. Now free them all!
Here is Mahmoud, addressing the media outside.
June 20, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fuck yes Mahmoud is free. Now free them all!
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Put this headline in the passive voice for police hall of fame.
Jillian Shriner, an author and the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, was involved in a situation with police that resulted in her being shot by law enforcement and subsequently arrested on suspicion of attempted murder.
Weezer bassist Scott Shriner’s wife arrested on suspicion of attempted murder after being shot by police | CNN
Jillian Shriner, an author and the wife of Weezer bassist Scott Shriner, was involved in a situation with police that resulted in her being shot by law enforcement and subsequently arrested on suspici...
www.cnn.com
April 10, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Put this headline in the passive voice for police hall of fame.
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Calling the guy on the inner tube behind me a piece of shit at the start of the lazy river has really poisoned the vibe for the last 45 minutes
March 28, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Calling the guy on the inner tube behind me a piece of shit at the start of the lazy river has really poisoned the vibe for the last 45 minutes
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Eat shit Elon
March 19, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Eat shit Elon
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Abolish ICE (and Border Patrol)
March 10, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Abolish ICE (and Border Patrol)
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
new saddest six word story just dropped
John bonham high hat + Sha'Carri running slays
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 AM
John bonham high hat + Sha'Carri running slays
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I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
February 10, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I think an American flag created entirely by black men at the Superbowl is one of the best pieces of art I've seen in my lifetime. I hope it actually killed some folks. And I hope it finally closes the fucking book on the argument that we shouldn't use the flag to fight the God damned fascists.
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
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Over the past two days, the protests in LA have sustained themselves all day into night because they're decentralized. They've exhausted the police and their resources by splitting up and moving around. In turn the people in the streets have kept visibility on their issues longer.
February 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Over the past two days, the protests in LA have sustained themselves all day into night because they're decentralized. They've exhausted the police and their resources by splitting up and moving around. In turn the people in the streets have kept visibility on their issues longer.
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very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
January 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
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I can’t believe they brought us an even worse evil asshole you have to think about every single day of your short life and he’s not even occasionally funny not even once
January 24, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I can’t believe they brought us an even worse evil asshole you have to think about every single day of your short life and he’s not even occasionally funny not even once
Danny will show you what’s needed to get to the finish line no matter what stage of the script writing marathon you are in ⬇️
I'm gonna be real honest right now. This has been the slowest month I've had, business-wise, since the start of covid. I know it's a hard time. Especially for those here in LA. I'd love to work w/some new writers. If u purchase a Notes Call this wk, I'll take $35 OFF! DM me if interested! #scriptsky
January 22, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Danny will show you what’s needed to get to the finish line no matter what stage of the script writing marathon you are in ⬇️
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Socialism is when the fire department arrives.
Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.
Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.
January 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Socialism is when the fire department arrives.
Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.
Capitalism is when the insurance company refuses to pay.