Mike Cruikshank
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Mike Cruikshank
@mikecruikshank.bsky.social
SoCal Local. Husband, Father, Jedi, Democrat. Dodgers, Aussie Rules Footy fan. I block MAGA, fascists, and idiots! Sometimes they're all the same person.
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here's today's post: "shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy" — Don Snoreleone snoozes again.
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shh! don’t wake Preznit Fuckwit, cabinet meetings make him sleepy
Don Snoreleone snoozes again
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December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Maybe she was just another crisis actor, Alex.
November 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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here's today's post: "shitwits in disarray! Republicans revolting as the wheels are coming off Preznit Fuckwit’s clown car"
enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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shitwits in disarray! Republicans revolting as the wheels are coming off Preznit Fuckwit’s clown car
enjoy your increasing irrelevance, Donny
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November 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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here's today's post: "Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again" — how was this even allowed to happen?
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Liddle Marco and his ace team of shitwits got played by Russia — again
how was this even allowed to happen?
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November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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“His abusive and excessive use of the GV Jet for his personal adventures and the assignment of SWAT-qualified special agents to guard his girlfriend are indicative of his lack of leadership experience, judgment and humility,” he added...

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Patel Under Scrutiny for Use of SWAT Teams to Protect His Girlfriend
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November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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here's today's post: "awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign" — what could go wrong?
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awesome — we’ve now reached the ‘execute Democrats’ phase of Mad King Fuckwit’s reign
what could go wrong?
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November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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here's today's post: "‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable" — laugh it up, you fucking ghouls.
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‘things happen’ — because bone saws, they’re so unpredictable
laugh it up, you fucking ghouls
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November 19, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Not a good look, Donny.
Seth Meyers Offers Hilarious Reality Check After Trump Demands He Be Fired Over Recent Episode
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November 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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"Quiet, piggy!"
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 AM
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here's today's post: "CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows" — and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it.
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CBS sucks, ABC commits a journalism — and other tales from the Sunday Shows
and Donny is losing bigly — and he knows it
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November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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So the government has reopened, but the GOP are still doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to address rising costs. Take Nevada governor Joe Lombardo for example…
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Us Poors Are Drowning
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November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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here's today's post: "new dead pedo bestie shit has come to light — and Donny is freaking out" — oh lordy, there are emails.
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new dead pedo bestie shit has come to light — and Donny is freaking out
oh lordy, there are emails
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November 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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🤬 You know what pisses me off?

It pisses me off that Donald Trump takes CREDIT for all the Democrat achievements and BLAMES Democrats for ALL his own FAILURES.

And his constant avalanche of LIES spread faster than wild fires by Fox News and all the sycophants in the Republican Party.
November 13, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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here's today's post: "‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit" — get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid.
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‘nobody knows what magnets are,’ claims Preznit Fuckwit
get ready for a shit-tsunami of stupid
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November 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Trying to decide whether to use my invisible tariff check from Trump or my invisible cost saving rebate check from DOGE to fill the tank of my car with a 500-year loan with invisible $2/gallon gas . . .
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: November 8 edition" — Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: November 8 edition
Donny Convict labels it, Jesse Watters enables it, and so much more...
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November 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Best treat of the night.

#HappierHAMILLWEEN 🎃 😋
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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They want us to riot…
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They WANT us TO RIOT
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October 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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here's today's post: "happy 3rd birthday to us all!" — without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind.
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happy 3rd birthday to us all!
without you folks, I’d just be shouting into the wind
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October 28, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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GAZILLIONAIRE SHITKAZOO SCOTT BESSENT WENT ON TV AND ACTUALLY WHINED ABOUT BEING A POOR SOYBEAN FARMER. FUCK OFF, SCOTTY. THAT'S AS BELIEVABLE AS DONNY CONVICT CLAIMING HE'S A "HUMAN BEING." MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING I HAVE WRITTEN A POST LIKE NO ONE THOUGHT POSSIBLE. READ IT HERE: bit.ly/4hOa3oB
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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here's today's post: "do we even have a government any more?" — over the cliff with Donny and Mikey.
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do we even have a government any more?
over the cliff with Donny and Mikey
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October 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM