@mikebasista.bsky.social
I feel seen.
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I feel seen.
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Me: I want a gun belt I can fit around my cat.
Gun shop: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Me: But I could call her Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
Gun shop: ...
Me: ...
Gun shop: Give me her measurements.
CC: @radiofreetom.bsky.social 😁
Gun shop: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Me: But I could call her Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
Gun shop: ...
Me: ...
Gun shop: Give me her measurements.
CC: @radiofreetom.bsky.social 😁
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Me: I want a gun belt I can fit around my cat.
Gun shop: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Me: But I could call her Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
Gun shop: ...
Me: ...
Gun shop: Give me her measurements.
CC: @radiofreetom.bsky.social 😁
Gun shop: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
Me: But I could call her Kitty Kitty Bang Bang.
Gun shop: ...
Me: ...
Gun shop: Give me her measurements.
CC: @radiofreetom.bsky.social 😁
Human Artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
June 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Human Artists!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Use one piece to convince people to follow you!
Apparently around 48 hours without power is my breaking point.
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Apparently around 48 hours without power is my breaking point.
Congrats to my alma mater!
Western Michigan University won its first-ever national title in its first-ever Frozen Four appearance, defeating five-time champs Boston University 6-2.
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
More from the game and what's next for both WMU and BU NHL prospects ⤵️
www.nytimes.com/athletic/627...
April 13, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Congrats to my alma mater!
Had a late production/tech week moment when I walked into Home Depot for an item for the show and had no idea why I was there.
March 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Had a late production/tech week moment when I walked into Home Depot for an item for the show and had no idea why I was there.
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Attraction exit songs..
Country Bear - “Hope you’ll be coming back again!”
Tiki Room -
Country Bear - “Hope you’ll be coming back again!”
Tiki Room -
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
March 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Attraction exit songs..
Country Bear - “Hope you’ll be coming back again!”
Tiki Room -
Country Bear - “Hope you’ll be coming back again!”
Tiki Room -
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Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
February 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Are you bored tonight? Send your five accomplishments, maybe your shopping list, or your five thoughts on Elon from the past week to OPM at HR@opm.gov.
I'm finally reading one of the classics of modern Fantasy writing, The Lord of the Rings.
Why did no one tell me the dialogue is terrible?
Why did no one tell me the dialogue is terrible?
February 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I'm finally reading one of the classics of modern Fantasy writing, The Lord of the Rings.
Why did no one tell me the dialogue is terrible?
Why did no one tell me the dialogue is terrible?
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Ima be over here chillin
Ima be over here chillin
February 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Ima be over here chillin
Ima be over here chillin
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Your Daily Affirmation:
The wind changes every five minutes, each time carrying a different stank of malevolent stupidity, but it's not me. Today I am a crisp, clean, breeze above the stank. Today I am minty fresh. ARE YOU NOT REFRESHED!
The wind changes every five minutes, each time carrying a different stank of malevolent stupidity, but it's not me. Today I am a crisp, clean, breeze above the stank. Today I am minty fresh. ARE YOU NOT REFRESHED!
January 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
The wind changes every five minutes, each time carrying a different stank of malevolent stupidity, but it's not me. Today I am a crisp, clean, breeze above the stank. Today I am minty fresh. ARE YOU NOT REFRESHED!
The wind changes every five minutes, each time carrying a different stank of malevolent stupidity, but it's not me. Today I am a crisp, clean, breeze above the stank. Today I am minty fresh. ARE YOU NOT REFRESHED!
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Your Daily Affirmation:
Confronted with an avalanche of heinous fuckery, I crouch behind a rock, curl up, and wait for it roll past. I breathe and resolve to help the survivors when I can stand again. I will stand again. #waffles
Confronted with an avalanche of heinous fuckery, I crouch behind a rock, curl up, and wait for it roll past. I breathe and resolve to help the survivors when I can stand again. I will stand again. #waffles
January 23, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
Confronted with an avalanche of heinous fuckery, I crouch behind a rock, curl up, and wait for it roll past. I breathe and resolve to help the survivors when I can stand again. I will stand again. #waffles
Confronted with an avalanche of heinous fuckery, I crouch behind a rock, curl up, and wait for it roll past. I breathe and resolve to help the survivors when I can stand again. I will stand again. #waffles
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Every time an NFL QB looks down at their wrist to read something it’s Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics
January 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Every time an NFL QB looks down at their wrist to read something it’s Red Hot Chilli Peppers lyrics
I get so much soccer/football/futbol in my feed and I don't know why.
January 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I get so much soccer/football/futbol in my feed and I don't know why.
Apparently as the only person with short hair in the house, it is exclusively up to me to clean hair out of the drains.
January 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Apparently as the only person with short hair in the house, it is exclusively up to me to clean hair out of the drains.
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A way to think about "AI" is that it's like single-use plastic: Super-convenient, sold as disposable, designed to be used without much thought, and while it's easy to get annoyed with your mom for using it, the real problem are the dudes destroying the planet in order to keep shoveling it out
January 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A way to think about "AI" is that it's like single-use plastic: Super-convenient, sold as disposable, designed to be used without much thought, and while it's easy to get annoyed with your mom for using it, the real problem are the dudes destroying the planet in order to keep shoveling it out
Happy New Year. I'm terrified.
January 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Happy New Year. I'm terrified.
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If you’ve never watched It’s a Wonderful Life give it a go. It’s not schmaltzy. It’s raw. It’s very 2024. About the little guy against the machine. Humans against economies. About why we matter. About the difference a life can make. About why we should stay alive.
December 24, 2024 at 8:48 AM
If you’ve never watched It’s a Wonderful Life give it a go. It’s not schmaltzy. It’s raw. It’s very 2024. About the little guy against the machine. Humans against economies. About why we matter. About the difference a life can make. About why we should stay alive.
Be sure to leave out a Martini for Santa tonight.
December 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Be sure to leave out a Martini for Santa tonight.
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Why do Jedi bartenders never serve vodka?
Because only the Sith deals in Absolut.
Because only the Sith deals in Absolut.
December 23, 2024 at 3:56 PM
Why do Jedi bartenders never serve vodka?
Because only the Sith deals in Absolut.
Because only the Sith deals in Absolut.
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It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
December 22, 2024 at 11:58 PM
It also makes it harder for them to ban books.
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Tim Burton is the goth director for theater kids. Robert Eggers is the goth director for history majors.
December 20, 2024 at 8:34 PM
Tim Burton is the goth director for theater kids. Robert Eggers is the goth director for history majors.