Mighty KayTor
@mightykaytor.bsky.social
Bit of a Weirdie. Accredited Silly Person. Frequently costumed. Maker of pretty things and pretty ridiculous songs. Caution: Laughs at own jokes
Tinted Lip balm is a prank and nothing will convince me otherwise.
December 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Tinted Lip balm is a prank and nothing will convince me otherwise.
How did the Dead Milkmen know that I wanted more of them for Christmas??? 🎄🎁
Santa Claus is Coming for Your Eyes
YouTube video by The Dead Milkmen
youtu.be
December 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How did the Dead Milkmen know that I wanted more of them for Christmas??? 🎄🎁
Wow, this is probably exactly why I love me a Metroidvania- never made the connection!
(Also the openness of open worlds short circuits my brain- its like trying to choose a movie to watch in a world of infinite movies).
(Also the openness of open worlds short circuits my brain- its like trying to choose a movie to watch in a world of infinite movies).
going from playing open world games to playing older zelda where u r like slowly unlocking areas and i kind of enjoy that kind of story progression. like. i used to be like why cant i go everywhere in a video game? why must i be limited? but now that that is easy to do it is nice to be limited
December 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Wow, this is probably exactly why I love me a Metroidvania- never made the connection!
(Also the openness of open worlds short circuits my brain- its like trying to choose a movie to watch in a world of infinite movies).
(Also the openness of open worlds short circuits my brain- its like trying to choose a movie to watch in a world of infinite movies).
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"Joy doesn't betray but sustains activism. And when you face a politics that aspires to make you fearful, alienated and isolated, joy is a fine act of insurrection."
—Rebecca Solnit
—Rebecca Solnit
December 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
"Joy doesn't betray but sustains activism. And when you face a politics that aspires to make you fearful, alienated and isolated, joy is a fine act of insurrection."
—Rebecca Solnit
—Rebecca Solnit
God help me, my brother got me onto #DungeonCrawlerCarl and now I am nothing but a collection of ridiculous catchphrases. Also here is a stupid picture of Mongo I drew to annoy said brother.
#MongoIsAppalled #MongoNooooo
#MongoIsAppalled #MongoNooooo
December 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
God help me, my brother got me onto #DungeonCrawlerCarl and now I am nothing but a collection of ridiculous catchphrases. Also here is a stupid picture of Mongo I drew to annoy said brother.
#MongoIsAppalled #MongoNooooo
#MongoIsAppalled #MongoNooooo
I am eternally inspired by a 12 lb literal bitch with a sideeye that could strip paint from a monster truck, and therefore decided to render Zuul in my half-assed approximation of the Sailor Jerry style. #dogdrawings #tattooart #YouCannotNegotiateWithTerriers
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am eternally inspired by a 12 lb literal bitch with a sideeye that could strip paint from a monster truck, and therefore decided to render Zuul in my half-assed approximation of the Sailor Jerry style. #dogdrawings #tattooart #YouCannotNegotiateWithTerriers
Time and energy are so precious that Ive made it a longstanding personal policy to not spend mine on anybody who doesnt eat stardust, crap rainbows, and inspire me to write cheesy poetry about how great they are. 10000/10, would recommend.
If we're friends, this post is 💯 about you.
If we're friends, this post is 💯 about you.
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Time and energy are so precious that Ive made it a longstanding personal policy to not spend mine on anybody who doesnt eat stardust, crap rainbows, and inspire me to write cheesy poetry about how great they are. 10000/10, would recommend.
If we're friends, this post is 💯 about you.
If we're friends, this post is 💯 about you.
Finding a dress for my workplace's annual holiday bash at #tribalrhythmvintage in #Toronto is becoming a tradition. Shimmery lavender satin, 1980s era in PERFECT condition and somehow makes my fridge ass body type look like Marilyn frickin Monroe 🤩 cant believe I was gonna check Amazon 🤡 EEEEEEEE
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Finding a dress for my workplace's annual holiday bash at #tribalrhythmvintage in #Toronto is becoming a tradition. Shimmery lavender satin, 1980s era in PERFECT condition and somehow makes my fridge ass body type look like Marilyn frickin Monroe 🤩 cant believe I was gonna check Amazon 🤡 EEEEEEEE
Fun fact: Halloween is the official holiday of aspirationally unhinged old women!
Proper Opossum Holiday Preparation
YouTube video by MEpearl
youtu.be
October 28, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Fun fact: Halloween is the official holiday of aspirationally unhinged old women!
We live in a flawed, contentious world, but it is a world with Dog Birthdays, so I will do my best to perpetuate and nuture that whimsy.
October 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
We live in a flawed, contentious world, but it is a world with Dog Birthdays, so I will do my best to perpetuate and nuture that whimsy.
Guys, please be honest- If you saw me back in 2015, would you have believed I could protect a building? #SecurityHeavy #PhrasesIWishWereaThingBackWhen
September 9, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Guys, please be honest- If you saw me back in 2015, would you have believed I could protect a building? #SecurityHeavy #PhrasesIWishWereaThingBackWhen
"Oh, cool, this artist/event is coming to town, I'd love to see them."
<clickety-click>
<Ticketmaster starts to load>
"You know what, fucking forget it."
<clickety-click>
<Ticketmaster starts to load>
"You know what, fucking forget it."
September 3, 2025 at 11:51 AM
"Oh, cool, this artist/event is coming to town, I'd love to see them."
<clickety-click>
<Ticketmaster starts to load>
"You know what, fucking forget it."
<clickety-click>
<Ticketmaster starts to load>
"You know what, fucking forget it."
Finally got around to framing this poster (that Ive held onto for 30+ years) of the only Queen whose authority I will ever aknowledge. Not really sure where it will go yet.
August 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Finally got around to framing this poster (that Ive held onto for 30+ years) of the only Queen whose authority I will ever aknowledge. Not really sure where it will go yet.
Having a blast decorating my new place and finally getting to give this thrifted pendant light (lovingly dubbed "The Whorehouse Lamp" the attention it deserves.
August 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Having a blast decorating my new place and finally getting to give this thrifted pendant light (lovingly dubbed "The Whorehouse Lamp" the attention it deserves.
When I was about 10, I rented what turned out to be a Titty Movie called "Assault of The Killer Bimbos" that me and my best friend watched at her grandma's house. But look at this cover, can you blame me??
August 7, 2025 at 12:43 PM
When I was about 10, I rented what turned out to be a Titty Movie called "Assault of The Killer Bimbos" that me and my best friend watched at her grandma's house. But look at this cover, can you blame me??
Dang,is it Goth Interior Decorating season already?
August 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Dang,is it Goth Interior Decorating season already?
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“I whistled for a Jeff, and when it came near, the license plate said Jeff and there was a Jeff in the mirror”
-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air
-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air
July 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
“I whistled for a Jeff, and when it came near, the license plate said Jeff and there was a Jeff in the mirror”
-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air
-Theme from The Jeff Prince of Bel-Air
Me: I got us out of that horrible moldy basement bachelor and you now have natural light and a beautiful view of the city!
The Cat: I've never been so angry at you.
The Cat: I've never been so angry at you.
July 27, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Me: I got us out of that horrible moldy basement bachelor and you now have natural light and a beautiful view of the city!
The Cat: I've never been so angry at you.
The Cat: I've never been so angry at you.
I thought I was being soooo clever writing my lil Indo-Celtic fusion dark folk song, but then realized I was just having flashbacks to being in my teens and listening to Loreena McKinnet's "Book of Secrets" on ADHD repeat-until-you-paradoxically erase-it-from-your-brain-for-20-years.
July 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I thought I was being soooo clever writing my lil Indo-Celtic fusion dark folk song, but then realized I was just having flashbacks to being in my teens and listening to Loreena McKinnet's "Book of Secrets" on ADHD repeat-until-you-paradoxically erase-it-from-your-brain-for-20-years.
This is so stupid, but high effort stupidity is kinda my thing so... more #AlbumArt. Loverboy here is a mashup between S-Tier GothFather Vincent Price, the Multidimensional Aurelio Voltaire, and Single Dad Icon Dr. Byron Orpheus.
July 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This is so stupid, but high effort stupidity is kinda my thing so... more #AlbumArt. Loverboy here is a mashup between S-Tier GothFather Vincent Price, the Multidimensional Aurelio Voltaire, and Single Dad Icon Dr. Byron Orpheus.
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There are some pets where you can tell from looking into their eyes that it's just circus music back there, and then there's the pit bull I met today whose massive square head was just the 1990s Chicago Bulls entrance music on a loop. That dog was ready for Sports.
July 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
There are some pets where you can tell from looking into their eyes that it's just circus music back there, and then there's the pit bull I met today whose massive square head was just the 1990s Chicago Bulls entrance music on a loop. That dog was ready for Sports.
Have you fed your fancy little lad his berries and cream today?
July 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Have you fed your fancy little lad his berries and cream today?
#DigitalArt for a song I made. It's a #selfportrait circa 1992. As you can see, as I was a very Avant-Garde child, decades ahead of my time, stylewise particularily in terms of my "Hide-The-Pain-Harold" 1000 yard stare.
July 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
#DigitalArt for a song I made. It's a #selfportrait circa 1992. As you can see, as I was a very Avant-Garde child, decades ahead of my time, stylewise particularily in terms of my "Hide-The-Pain-Harold" 1000 yard stare.
Wrote a song in 2009 about Lil' Shitdom. Listening to now, there are a lot of fixes I COULD make but... polishing it just wouldnt feel right. Anyway, here's some #DigitalArt I made for it. Threw in some deep cuts specific to a certain time and place, IYKYK. #TheShwa #OshawaPunx
July 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Wrote a song in 2009 about Lil' Shitdom. Listening to now, there are a lot of fixes I COULD make but... polishing it just wouldnt feel right. Anyway, here's some #DigitalArt I made for it. Threw in some deep cuts specific to a certain time and place, IYKYK. #TheShwa #OshawaPunx