I always ask on the first date if they like smoochin because I don’t want them to be surprised later by my twisted passions.

Torrenting without a VPN is like having sex without a condom: awesome.

I Dont Give A Shits Fuck Ass about This "Web Site". Im #YackingOff

Jacking off is a sport the way I do it

I have never watched James somerton but I have engaged with the stuff he stole from and it's really heartbreaking to see someone claim to be THE queer creator and take from other queer voices and effectively erase them.

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The only good thing that stupid mouse ever did was be in kingdom hearts and that's only bc it's funny for the edgy teen to come back to his sense because of the mouse

They should make a beer for men tbh I'm tired of seeing men steal women's drinks

Real danerous fucker bc I got no gs

bluesky is a girl website

I should be given a gun and 6 bullets and I should be allowed to use it on certain customers and they don't get to know how many bullets I have left

i think every person on earth should own their own bomb

Bobo