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Tortilla the Hun
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(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America.

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Donald Trump is proving the United States to be every inch the Evil Empire that Fidel Castro accused it of being.
Time magazine has made better choices for Person of the Year...
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Ted Cruz is Hispanic like Lincoln was a Republican. It's technically true but a lot of shit has changed, like Rafael's name (or Trump calling his wife ugly and accusing his dad of whacking Kennedy). 😂
Ted Cruz: "Jasmine Crockett said every Hispanic in Texas who voted for Trump has a slave mentality — Well, I happily voted for Trump"

Rafael with the self own
December 12, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Like anything Trump attaches his name to, this is a con:

"... contributions to these accounts by individuals aren’t tax-deductible. And when beneficiaries turn 18 and can finally access the funds, withdrawals will be taxed as regular income."

Rich people won't be touching the poor people accounts.
Trump Accounts: Don’t Believe the Hype
It’s hard to see how a savings vehicle with no tax incentives will bring anyone closer to the American dream.
www.theatlantic.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Don't post your plate if you can't take criticism and your food isn't on-point.

Some of y'all eat worse food than I did in prison and are proud of it. 🤮
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Was it Elon's nazi salute and support for far right politics in Europe or is it the fact that Teslas become rolling crematoriums when the door latches fail and the car is on fire, which happens rather easily with EVs.
JUST IN: Tesla sales have dropped to a nearly 3-year LOW, despite launching cheaper models of its Model Y and Model 3 cars.
December 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Donald Trump is sucking his own cock, giving his economy an A++++++.

Meanwhile, look at these grocery prices. This is what I expected to pay for an orange in Indiana, where it's cold AF.

We fucking grow oranges in California! Even $0.83l/lb is expensive, let alone EACH

WHY IS EATING SO EXPENSIVE?
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If Howard Nudnik thinks immigrants are "below-average" and don't help the economy, I hope he takes a look in the kitchen the next time he's at a restaurant and I hope his Alfredo sauce is extra creamy, handmade personally by Alfredo. 😉
U.S. has to stop taking in 'below-average' immigrants who won't help economy, says Lutnick
The White House is rolling out its gold card visa.
www.cnbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Donald Trump is proving the United States to be every inch the Evil Empire that Fidel Castro accused it of being.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Sen. Jeanne Shaheen dismayed to find that, despite his promises, John Thune is sticking in more than the tip.
December 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Yet here we are...
The President of the United States should not be batshit insane.
December 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Republicans are a national embarrassment.

The problem is that too many stupid ass, gullible morons believe everything that Fox News and these lying pieces of shit tell them because it confirms their hateful biased and conforms to their paranoid delusions.

You'll find Antifa with Jimmy Hoffa.
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing

BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?

GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now

THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In the United States, working people comprise the tax base but tend to get the shaft, especially from Republican governments who cut the services working people are more likely to need.

Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reminder that the reason no Republicans voted for Obamacare was because it was proposed by Obama.

Obama could have literally brought back Jesus to personally heal the blind and lame free of charge and Republicans would have dismissed it as SoCiALiZmS.

Don't let them gaslight you. Vote Democrat.
COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so.

ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Israel proclaims itself a Jewish state but are their actions in Gaza the actions of a Godly people?

Their Scripture teaches vengeance where Christian Scripture teaches forgiveness.

Netanyahu mentions the Bible in carrying out his genocide: Who believes that corrupt fiend to be a Biblical man?
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Luigi Mangione is a vanguard in the debate on health care.

Anyone defending Brian Thompson is defending a Capitalist tapeworm who made his living depriving people of the lifesaving health care they had paid for.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
America: In a land where nothing is free, everything is for sale.
An insane political move. One of the recurring complaints about immigration in the U.S. is that those seeking asylum jump the line. This is line-jumping — but for rich people, not those in need.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Tortilla the Hun
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Republicans: MUH FREEZE PEACH!

Also Republicans: We're gonna need to see 5 years of Facebook before we let you in, eurof4g.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also America : WE'RE NOT AN EVIL EMPIRE! 😭
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
EVERY JANUARY 6ER SHOULD HAVE HANGED. 🪢
Lefties don't understand.
There is no "waiting out" Trump & hoping to put a Democrat in office after Trump, to undo what he's doing in restoring our Constitutional Republic.
Trump is taking out the Deep State, using a plan that's been worked on for very long. There will be no going back. 💯Ever.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I roasted bacon in the oven for BLTs and invented bacon plywood. 🥓
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by Tortilla the Hun
Yeah, no one in history will ever regret overstaying an overheated, saturated market for a wildly unprofitable product that most people resent and few of the others are willing to pay for.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Little boy, go read a history book not written in Texas."
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Reposted by Tortilla the Hun
December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trump: *Shits in the village well*

Also Trump: *Gives you bottled water and claims he cares*

I'm sure that's just what these hardworking, self-respecting, conservative farmers wanted: A BIG FAT GOVERNMENT HANDOUT! 🤲😂
Trump’s $12 billion farmer bailout is a 'Band-Aid on a bigger wound' the American agriculture industry is still reeling from | Fortune
"At the end of the day, the farmers, they just want to conduct business, not necessarily have to get these packages," one agricultural economist said.
fortune.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM