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Tortilla the Hun
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(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America.

I block weirdos. ⛔
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In the United States, working people comprise the tax base but tend to get the shaft, especially from Republican governments who cut the services working people are more likely to need.

Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Reminder that the reason no Republicans voted for Obamacare was because it was proposed by Obama.

Obama could have literally brought back Jesus to personally heal the blind and lame free of charge and Republicans would have dismissed it as SoCiALiZmS.

Don't let them gaslight you. Vote Democrat.
COLLINS: You talk about 15 years of Obamacare. But that also means Republicans have had 15 years to come up with a solution and have not yet done so.

ROGER MARSHALL: I'm not sure what we can say
December 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Israel proclaims itself a Jewish state but are their actions in Gaza the actions of a Godly people?

Their Scripture teaches vengeance where Christian Scripture teaches forgiveness.

Netanyahu mentions the Bible in carrying out his genocide: Who believes that corrupt fiend to be a Biblical man?
December 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Luigi Mangione is a vanguard in the debate on health care.

Anyone defending Brian Thompson is defending a Capitalist tapeworm who made his living depriving people of the lifesaving health care they had paid for.
December 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
America: In a land where nothing is free, everything is for sale.
An insane political move. One of the recurring complaints about immigration in the U.S. is that those seeking asylum jump the line. This is line-jumping — but for rich people, not those in need.
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Reposted by Tortilla the Hun
White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Republicans: MUH FREEZE PEACH!

Also Republicans: We're gonna need to see 5 years of Facebook before we let you in, eurof4g.
US could ask tourists for five-year social media history before entry
The plan would affect people from countries, including the UK, who can fill out a form in lieu of a visa.
www.bbc.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Also America : WE'RE NOT AN EVIL EMPIRE! 😭
People keep wondering why they're going after Venezuela. It's because they want to do regime change and control its oil, then use a big tract of land there to keep a tax free "network state" that looks like Dubai but operates like Rhodesia. They are saying this out loud! Believe them!
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
EVERY JANUARY 6ER SHOULD HAVE HANGED. 🪢
Lefties don't understand.
There is no "waiting out" Trump & hoping to put a Democrat in office after Trump, to undo what he's doing in restoring our Constitutional Republic.
Trump is taking out the Deep State, using a plan that's been worked on for very long. There will be no going back. 💯Ever.
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I roasted bacon in the oven for BLTs and invented bacon plywood. 🥓
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Reposted by Tortilla the Hun
Yeah, no one in history will ever regret overstaying an overheated, saturated market for a wildly unprofitable product that most people resent and few of the others are willing to pay for.
December 10, 2025 at 8:54 AM
"Little boy, go read a history book not written in Texas."
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Trump: *Shits in the village well*

Also Trump: *Gives you bottled water and claims he cares*

I'm sure that's just what these hardworking, self-respecting, conservative farmers wanted: A BIG FAT GOVERNMENT HANDOUT! 🤲😂
Trump’s $12 billion farmer bailout is a 'Band-Aid on a bigger wound' the American agriculture industry is still reeling from | Fortune
"At the end of the day, the farmers, they just want to conduct business, not necessarily have to get these packages," one agricultural economist said.
fortune.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:35 AM
I think if aliens existed and saw us pouring lakes of precious, life-giving drinking water into cooling our computers for software that still fucks up and puts tons of pollutants in the atmosphere, they would invade Earth and enslave us since we obviously cannot manage our own planet.
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December 10, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Republicans want to fob high-deductible insurance off on people to "reduce costs" while also giving people $1000 to $1500 in health savings account.

IIRC, the average deductible is over $1600.

Out-of-pocket costs can quickly skyrocket with cut-rate plans, so even $1500 won't go far.
Republicans unveil health care plan to counter Democratic effort to extend ACA subsidies
With the deadline to address expiring ACA tax credits fast approaching, GOP's John Thune announced that two competing health care plans will get a vote later this week.
abcnews.go.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Trump: *Does patently horrible shit because he's a horrible person*

Also Trump: THE MEDIA NEVER SAYS ANYTHING NICE ABOUT ME!😭🍼
December 10, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Yeah, throwing a trillion dollars at a drug-addled, commercially radioactive, political extremist of a CEO was probably not the best investment.

Would it be ironic if China's green tech and EVs saved the planet? 🤔
New figures show Tesla's sales struggles are continuing
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Republicans claim to live America but elect irresponsible clowns like this, who shit all over its institutions.

Seriously. The only reason he's got the balls to do this is because he's enabled by that corrupt piece of shit president.
NASHVILLE JUDGES request heightened security from @GovBillLee after Rep Andy Ogles posts their pics with the phrase “we are at war”

A sitting congressman putting judges in danger. Pinocchiogles is going get people hurt. A disgrace to the office. www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
December 10, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Republicans: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ossoff: "She's gonna have to give up her insurance in the middle of chemotherapy while she's fighting breast cancer. What are people supposed to do when they lose health insurance in the middle of a cancer battle? ... this is life or death"
December 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Donald Trump acts like tough guy but deep down, he's a tiny, insecure little insect of an excuse for a man.
Every part of this is bonkers. The intro is bonkers. The transition to his health is bonkers. The mention that other presidents didn't need cognitive exams is bonkers. The claim that this screening test is somehow hard is bonkers. The idea that criticism of him is treason is bonkers. All of it.
December 10, 2025 at 7:01 AM
And here I was just thinking that the only thing that Trump's winning the popular vote signifies is that there are A LOT of stupid, ignorant, racist, country motherfuckers who are also gullible enough to believe this moron.
We have an Idiot for a President...😱
December 10, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Thanks to the Israeli's campaign of genocide and mass starvation, there are people in Gaza who would cut your throat for this pot of soup.

I thank God for every meal I sit down for because, but for His grace, I could be among them.
Today I made a chicken and brown rice soup from free shit I got at the food pantry. I only paid for the rice with SNAP at Dollar Tree.

Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.

I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
December 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Today I made a chicken and brown rice soup from free shit I got at the food pantry. I only paid for the rice with SNAP at Dollar Tree.

Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.

I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I don't have any skin in the stock market so I'm objective enough to say this:

Whenever you see investors piling through the door, cash and credit in hand, to buy into some industry, GET THE HELL OUT because they are reaching critical mass.

I'd be spending Christmas money short-selling OpenAI. 🎄📉😂
December 10, 2025 at 2:11 AM