Tortilla the Hun
@midnitet0ker.bsky.social
(Bro/Dude) Xennial and news junkie; nihilist extraordinaire; public enemy in America.
I block weirdos. ⛔
I block weirdos. ⛔
When you write pap in support of tolerating bigotry and couch it as high-minded principle.
December 13, 2025 at 10:26 AM
When you write pap in support of tolerating bigotry and couch it as high-minded principle.
Time magazine has made better choices for Person of the Year...
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Time magazine has made better choices for Person of the Year...
Donald Trump is sucking his own cock, giving his economy an A++++++.
Meanwhile, look at these grocery prices. This is what I expected to pay for an orange in Indiana, where it's cold AF.
We fucking grow oranges in California! Even $0.83l/lb is expensive, let alone EACH
WHY IS EATING SO EXPENSIVE?
Meanwhile, look at these grocery prices. This is what I expected to pay for an orange in Indiana, where it's cold AF.
We fucking grow oranges in California! Even $0.83l/lb is expensive, let alone EACH
WHY IS EATING SO EXPENSIVE?
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Donald Trump is sucking his own cock, giving his economy an A++++++.
Meanwhile, look at these grocery prices. This is what I expected to pay for an orange in Indiana, where it's cold AF.
We fucking grow oranges in California! Even $0.83l/lb is expensive, let alone EACH
WHY IS EATING SO EXPENSIVE?
Meanwhile, look at these grocery prices. This is what I expected to pay for an orange in Indiana, where it's cold AF.
We fucking grow oranges in California! Even $0.83l/lb is expensive, let alone EACH
WHY IS EATING SO EXPENSIVE?
Donald Trump is proving the United States to be every inch the Evil Empire that Fidel Castro accused it of being.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Donald Trump is proving the United States to be every inch the Evil Empire that Fidel Castro accused it of being.
In the United States, working people comprise the tax base but tend to get the shaft, especially from Republican governments who cut the services working people are more likely to need.
Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
December 11, 2025 at 3:36 AM
In the United States, working people comprise the tax base but tend to get the shaft, especially from Republican governments who cut the services working people are more likely to need.
Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
Rich people like it that way. There's a reason they spend lots of money brainwashing you in favor of Capitalism.
I roasted bacon in the oven for BLTs and invented bacon plywood. 🥓
December 10, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I roasted bacon in the oven for BLTs and invented bacon plywood. 🥓
Today I made a chicken and brown rice soup from free shit I got at the food pantry. I only paid for the rice with SNAP at Dollar Tree.
Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.
I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.
I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
December 10, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Today I made a chicken and brown rice soup from free shit I got at the food pantry. I only paid for the rice with SNAP at Dollar Tree.
Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.
I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
Conservatives think taking a meal from an unemployable disabled man will make America great.
I say America is great because even poor people can eat like this.🍲😋
Would Republicans give us the benefit of the doubt? No. Screw those hateful rednecks.
He can't say it but I can: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
If you voted Republican and your health care costs are going to balloon, I remind you of Obama's words: "Elections have consequences."
He can't say it but I can: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
If you voted Republican and your health care costs are going to balloon, I remind you of Obama's words: "Elections have consequences."
December 10, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Would Republicans give us the benefit of the doubt? No. Screw those hateful rednecks.
He can't say it but I can: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
If you voted Republican and your health care costs are going to balloon, I remind you of Obama's words: "Elections have consequences."
He can't say it but I can: play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
If you voted Republican and your health care costs are going to balloon, I remind you of Obama's words: "Elections have consequences."
Anyone who thinks Elon Musk is a genius is themself a retard.
He's not a genius, just a very successful hype/con man.
We'll see how well that trillion dollar pay package reflects his performance when no one buys his ugly ass swastikars.
He's not a genius, just a very successful hype/con man.
We'll see how well that trillion dollar pay package reflects his performance when no one buys his ugly ass swastikars.
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Anyone who thinks Elon Musk is a genius is themself a retard.
He's not a genius, just a very successful hype/con man.
We'll see how well that trillion dollar pay package reflects his performance when no one buys his ugly ass swastikars.
He's not a genius, just a very successful hype/con man.
We'll see how well that trillion dollar pay package reflects his performance when no one buys his ugly ass swastikars.
The reason that employers owning employees sounds better than employees owning their place of employment is that Capitalists can afford better marketing.
The rich have a vested interest in your subjugation and spend money to do so.
The genius lies in making you think you're free when you're owned.
The rich have a vested interest in your subjugation and spend money to do so.
The genius lies in making you think you're free when you're owned.
December 9, 2025 at 5:26 AM
The reason that employers owning employees sounds better than employees owning their place of employment is that Capitalists can afford better marketing.
The rich have a vested interest in your subjugation and spend money to do so.
The genius lies in making you think you're free when you're owned.
The rich have a vested interest in your subjugation and spend money to do so.
The genius lies in making you think you're free when you're owned.
Imagine spending $77 BILLION on something and all you got out of it was a creepy selfie in front of a cheesy looking Eifel Tower.
December 7, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Imagine spending $77 BILLION on something and all you got out of it was a creepy selfie in front of a cheesy looking Eifel Tower.
4. Also, real al pastor takes time because you're spit-roasting the meat. Here, the one taco shop I saw that spit roasted it was scorching the hell out of it to keep up with demand.
The taco shop in my parents home town (NOT pictured here) would roast it slowly. Al pastor in O.C. is just red meat.
The taco shop in my parents home town (NOT pictured here) would roast it slowly. Al pastor in O.C. is just red meat.
December 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
4. Also, real al pastor takes time because you're spit-roasting the meat. Here, the one taco shop I saw that spit roasted it was scorching the hell out of it to keep up with demand.
The taco shop in my parents home town (NOT pictured here) would roast it slowly. Al pastor in O.C. is just red meat.
The taco shop in my parents home town (NOT pictured here) would roast it slowly. Al pastor in O.C. is just red meat.
Conservatives conflate free speech with the right to air hate speech.
Then they'll turn around and ban books that don't conform to their narrow world view and do so with no sense of irony or hypocrisy.
Then they'll turn around and ban books that don't conform to their narrow world view and do so with no sense of irony or hypocrisy.
December 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Conservatives conflate free speech with the right to air hate speech.
Then they'll turn around and ban books that don't conform to their narrow world view and do so with no sense of irony or hypocrisy.
Then they'll turn around and ban books that don't conform to their narrow world view and do so with no sense of irony or hypocrisy.
Anarcho-Communist: n. Malcontented liberal douchebag who calls themself a "Commie" to be cool but doesn't want to submit to Communist discipline and actually get shit done.
Also, a sectarian cunt who doesn't read "dead white men" theory and can be safely ignored as a dilettante.
Also, a sectarian cunt who doesn't read "dead white men" theory and can be safely ignored as a dilettante.
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Anarcho-Communist: n. Malcontented liberal douchebag who calls themself a "Commie" to be cool but doesn't want to submit to Communist discipline and actually get shit done.
Also, a sectarian cunt who doesn't read "dead white men" theory and can be safely ignored as a dilettante.
Also, a sectarian cunt who doesn't read "dead white men" theory and can be safely ignored as a dilettante.
Oh okay. Glad I'm not invited to your mental masturbation, lib
December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Oh okay. Glad I'm not invited to your mental masturbation, lib
Newsom is among the Democrats who's learned this lesson, which is why he has no problem throwing immigrants under the bus when it suits him politically.
Republicans are going even further to the right now & saying they don't even want LEGAL immigration.
They should melt down the Statue of Liberty.
Republicans are going even further to the right now & saying they don't even want LEGAL immigration.
They should melt down the Statue of Liberty.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Newsom is among the Democrats who's learned this lesson, which is why he has no problem throwing immigrants under the bus when it suits him politically.
Republicans are going even further to the right now & saying they don't even want LEGAL immigration.
They should melt down the Statue of Liberty.
Republicans are going even further to the right now & saying they don't even want LEGAL immigration.
They should melt down the Statue of Liberty.
Lemon pepper salmon on a bed of veggies and garlic herb rice 🤌🏼
Conservatives see a poor person eat like this for free and want to take it away from them.
I vote Democrat because if you're disabled and no one will hire you, at least you can still eat like this.
I only paid for the rice (w SNAP).
Conservatives see a poor person eat like this for free and want to take it away from them.
I vote Democrat because if you're disabled and no one will hire you, at least you can still eat like this.
I only paid for the rice (w SNAP).
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Lemon pepper salmon on a bed of veggies and garlic herb rice 🤌🏼
Conservatives see a poor person eat like this for free and want to take it away from them.
I vote Democrat because if you're disabled and no one will hire you, at least you can still eat like this.
I only paid for the rice (w SNAP).
Conservatives see a poor person eat like this for free and want to take it away from them.
I vote Democrat because if you're disabled and no one will hire you, at least you can still eat like this.
I only paid for the rice (w SNAP).
Hey Bluesky, what would you do?
Situation: You've locked in the $10/month price for the next three years by buying prepaid cards.
Dilemma: Would you buy 9 more months at that price if Donald Trump cut housing and you don't know if you'll have a place next year or save the money for homelessness?
Situation: You've locked in the $10/month price for the next three years by buying prepaid cards.
Dilemma: Would you buy 9 more months at that price if Donald Trump cut housing and you don't know if you'll have a place next year or save the money for homelessness?
December 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Hey Bluesky, what would you do?
Situation: You've locked in the $10/month price for the next three years by buying prepaid cards.
Dilemma: Would you buy 9 more months at that price if Donald Trump cut housing and you don't know if you'll have a place next year or save the money for homelessness?
Situation: You've locked in the $10/month price for the next three years by buying prepaid cards.
Dilemma: Would you buy 9 more months at that price if Donald Trump cut housing and you don't know if you'll have a place next year or save the money for homelessness?
Political Calculus 101:
The reason the Republicans can't do better on health care reform is that for-profit health care is a shitty concept, especially in the land of obesity and diabetes.
You are literally putting price tags on people's health.
The solution is panned by Republicans as Socialism.
The reason the Republicans can't do better on health care reform is that for-profit health care is a shitty concept, especially in the land of obesity and diabetes.
You are literally putting price tags on people's health.
The solution is panned by Republicans as Socialism.
December 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Political Calculus 101:
The reason the Republicans can't do better on health care reform is that for-profit health care is a shitty concept, especially in the land of obesity and diabetes.
You are literally putting price tags on people's health.
The solution is panned by Republicans as Socialism.
The reason the Republicans can't do better on health care reform is that for-profit health care is a shitty concept, especially in the land of obesity and diabetes.
You are literally putting price tags on people's health.
The solution is panned by Republicans as Socialism.
Republicans hate Obamacare so much that they're willing to let you go without health care because that's the kind of petty, mean-spirited people they are.
If it's so terrible, WHY CAN'T THEY THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER? (Hint: For-profit health care sucks.)
Democrats giveth.
Republicans taketh away.
If it's so terrible, WHY CAN'T THEY THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER? (Hint: For-profit health care sucks.)
Democrats giveth.
Republicans taketh away.
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Republicans hate Obamacare so much that they're willing to let you go without health care because that's the kind of petty, mean-spirited people they are.
If it's so terrible, WHY CAN'T THEY THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER? (Hint: For-profit health care sucks.)
Democrats giveth.
Republicans taketh away.
If it's so terrible, WHY CAN'T THEY THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER? (Hint: For-profit health care sucks.)
Democrats giveth.
Republicans taketh away.
Not around woman but trans "woman". 🍖
Only biological women are real women. 💃
Only biological women are real women. 💃
November 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Not around woman but trans "woman". 🍖
Only biological women are real women. 💃
Only biological women are real women. 💃
All the respectable politicians are going out of their way to condemn the shooting of those Guardsmen.
Exactly what the fuck did they expect to happen when Trump turns soldiers into armed goons, uniformed agents of a corrupt, jackbooted fascist regime?
They become targets for righteous resistance.
Exactly what the fuck did they expect to happen when Trump turns soldiers into armed goons, uniformed agents of a corrupt, jackbooted fascist regime?
They become targets for righteous resistance.
November 27, 2025 at 7:48 PM
All the respectable politicians are going out of their way to condemn the shooting of those Guardsmen.
Exactly what the fuck did they expect to happen when Trump turns soldiers into armed goons, uniformed agents of a corrupt, jackbooted fascist regime?
They become targets for righteous resistance.
Exactly what the fuck did they expect to happen when Trump turns soldiers into armed goons, uniformed agents of a corrupt, jackbooted fascist regime?
They become targets for righteous resistance.
If you cook the turkey in a bag, it comes out really juicy and you don't set your house on fire.
November 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
If you cook the turkey in a bag, it comes out really juicy and you don't set your house on fire.
MAGA Republicans are a bunch of treasonous scum who should be disenfranchised if not hanged for participating in January 6th.
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
MAGA Republicans are a bunch of treasonous scum who should be disenfranchised if not hanged for participating in January 6th.
TFW the US President wants Europe to unfreeze Russian assets so that greedy ass self-serving America can take half the "profits" of redevelopment we're just going to half-ass so that military contractors can get a fat payday.
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
TFW the US President wants Europe to unfreeze Russian assets so that greedy ass self-serving America can take half the "profits" of redevelopment we're just going to half-ass so that military contractors can get a fat payday.