the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan
@midaeros.bsky.social
i put the may in maya | creator of the german gentleman nickname | grusexual | #SeaKraken | #Saints | romance novel obsessor | she/her cis-ish | i'm grown
hey how we doin over here
June 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
hey how we doin over here
Been off twt all day except to read some Rick Westhead coverage
Me and Baby have been tearing it up
Me and Baby have been tearing it up
April 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Been off twt all day except to read some Rick Westhead coverage
Me and Baby have been tearing it up
Me and Baby have been tearing it up
I'll never get to read The Prospects by KT Hoffman for the first time ever again 😭
March 1, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I'll never get to read The Prospects by KT Hoffman for the first time ever again 😭
I'm only reading physical books this year except for a few releases I'd been waiting a long time for, and I am just now running into the issue of a book I've been waiting for being a KU exclusive and I don't want to buy books on amazon anymore 😭
February 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I'm only reading physical books this year except for a few releases I'd been waiting a long time for, and I am just now running into the issue of a book I've been waiting for being a KU exclusive and I don't want to buy books on amazon anymore 😭
I still can't believe Jason Robert Brown wrote a musical about his own failed marriage, so accurate his ex-wife sued him. And the musical is supposed to say "aren't both parties equally bad?" but instead the overwhelming consensus is that he, singularly, is truly awful
February 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I still can't believe Jason Robert Brown wrote a musical about his own failed marriage, so accurate his ex-wife sued him. And the musical is supposed to say "aren't both parties equally bad?" but instead the overwhelming consensus is that he, singularly, is truly awful
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they should make a country that doesn’t hate you and want you to die
February 15, 2025 at 5:30 PM
they should make a country that doesn’t hate you and want you to die
I have been so lucky that like 3 out of my last 5 bosses have been amazing and we vibed so well and are still friends
And the two other bosses weren't bad, I just didn't have time to get buddy-buddy with them
And me and my current boss are ALSO vibing so well
And the two other bosses weren't bad, I just didn't have time to get buddy-buddy with them
And me and my current boss are ALSO vibing so well
February 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I have been so lucky that like 3 out of my last 5 bosses have been amazing and we vibed so well and are still friends
And the two other bosses weren't bad, I just didn't have time to get buddy-buddy with them
And me and my current boss are ALSO vibing so well
And the two other bosses weren't bad, I just didn't have time to get buddy-buddy with them
And me and my current boss are ALSO vibing so well
The old container has been on the dishrack while I figured out what to do with it.
I stuck my face in it and it no longer smells
The lid does, but I hadn't given that the same level of wash when it seemed the container was a lost cause
I stuck my face in it and it no longer smells
The lid does, but I hadn't given that the same level of wash when it seemed the container was a lost cause
they don't sell doc's dry food in 3lb bags anymore so i had to buy a 5lb bag and also a new container and i was like oh maybe i can repurpose the old dry food container into a container for oatmeal, but i washed this plastic container like 3x and it still smells like cat food
February 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The old container has been on the dishrack while I figured out what to do with it.
I stuck my face in it and it no longer smells
The lid does, but I hadn't given that the same level of wash when it seemed the container was a lost cause
I stuck my face in it and it no longer smells
The lid does, but I hadn't given that the same level of wash when it seemed the container was a lost cause
Baby's first lemongrass chicken bao 🥹
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Baby's first lemongrass chicken bao 🥹
Just randomly remembered this thing that happened to me in 2019:
"I'm here to pick up a check. Yeah trees!"
"...okay...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!"
"I'm sorry...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!" *points to shirt that says "YEAH TREES*
"Ohhh. Okay! Your check is over there!"
"I'm here to pick up a check. Yeah trees!"
"...okay...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!"
"I'm sorry...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!" *points to shirt that says "YEAH TREES*
"Ohhh. Okay! Your check is over there!"
February 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just randomly remembered this thing that happened to me in 2019:
"I'm here to pick up a check. Yeah trees!"
"...okay...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!"
"I'm sorry...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!" *points to shirt that says "YEAH TREES*
"Ohhh. Okay! Your check is over there!"
"I'm here to pick up a check. Yeah trees!"
"...okay...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!"
"I'm sorry...what's the name?"
"Yeah trees!" *points to shirt that says "YEAH TREES*
"Ohhh. Okay! Your check is over there!"
I finished spiritfarer 🫡
Will start a replay tomorrow
Will start a replay tomorrow
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I finished spiritfarer 🫡
Will start a replay tomorrow
Will start a replay tomorrow
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The only orange menace I respect
February 10, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The only orange menace I respect
I dream of a day when I can interact with hockey and all my fav accounts the way I did in 2023 😭
I'm losing recipes
I'm losing recipes
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I dream of a day when I can interact with hockey and all my fav accounts the way I did in 2023 😭
I'm losing recipes
I'm losing recipes
they don't sell doc's dry food in 3lb bags anymore so i had to buy a 5lb bag and also a new container and i was like oh maybe i can repurpose the old dry food container into a container for oatmeal, but i washed this plastic container like 3x and it still smells like cat food
February 11, 2025 at 3:38 AM
they don't sell doc's dry food in 3lb bags anymore so i had to buy a 5lb bag and also a new container and i was like oh maybe i can repurpose the old dry food container into a container for oatmeal, but i washed this plastic container like 3x and it still smells like cat food
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funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
February 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread
Boss bought some kirkland brand kcups in December for the office keurig and was like "oh my god this coffee is horrific" and today I was like "how bad could it be"
2 creams and 3 sugars and this coffee is still well and truly fucking vile
It's like not even the right color
2 creams and 3 sugars and this coffee is still well and truly fucking vile
It's like not even the right color
February 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Boss bought some kirkland brand kcups in December for the office keurig and was like "oh my god this coffee is horrific" and today I was like "how bad could it be"
2 creams and 3 sugars and this coffee is still well and truly fucking vile
It's like not even the right color
2 creams and 3 sugars and this coffee is still well and truly fucking vile
It's like not even the right color
Let my kid hold a box of mac and cheese in the grocery store.
Now it's their emotional support mac and cheese and I'm nursing with a box of fucking mac and cheese resting on me
Now it's their emotional support mac and cheese and I'm nursing with a box of fucking mac and cheese resting on me
February 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Let my kid hold a box of mac and cheese in the grocery store.
Now it's their emotional support mac and cheese and I'm nursing with a box of fucking mac and cheese resting on me
Now it's their emotional support mac and cheese and I'm nursing with a box of fucking mac and cheese resting on me
I've been so anxious the past couple days 😭
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've been so anxious the past couple days 😭
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How the fuck are you supposed to find a missing trans kid without using the name they would be using for themselves?
New — The National Center for Missing & Exploited Children (NCMEC) was told this week by DOJ that they'd lose their funding if the org didn't remove any mentions of LGBTQIA+ issues from their public materials, I've learned. Staff were told they need to deadname trans kids in their reports to comply.
February 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
How the fuck are you supposed to find a missing trans kid without using the name they would be using for themselves?
I thought Mr. Kate's name reveal for her daughter was gonna make me go 🤨 like her son's name did (and still kinda does lol), but turns out I really like the name Mars
February 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I thought Mr. Kate's name reveal for her daughter was gonna make me go 🤨 like her son's name did (and still kinda does lol), but turns out I really like the name Mars
Sims players concerned about the lack of gloves on the Sims tattoo artist in the Sims game. What if real people in real life stop following sanitation protocols during tattoos in real life.
Bitch, touch GRASS.
Bitch, touch GRASS.
February 6, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Sims players concerned about the lack of gloves on the Sims tattoo artist in the Sims game. What if real people in real life stop following sanitation protocols during tattoos in real life.
Bitch, touch GRASS.
Bitch, touch GRASS.
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LED headlights are terrorism. Fight me.
Emergency vehicle lights are so much prettier when you have astigmatism
February 6, 2025 at 1:18 AM
LED headlights are terrorism. Fight me.
A couple weeks ago, we went to lunch for a friend's birthday and the menu had butter noodles with oyster sauce and fish sauce and it's one of the best things I've ever tasted and I found a recipe with the same ingredients and my fingers are crossed
February 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A couple weeks ago, we went to lunch for a friend's birthday and the menu had butter noodles with oyster sauce and fish sauce and it's one of the best things I've ever tasted and I found a recipe with the same ingredients and my fingers are crossed
Every time i see m0nty, my brain makes the windows 98 shutdown noise
February 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Every time i see m0nty, my brain makes the windows 98 shutdown noise
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This kid now controls whether your local hospital or clinic gets paid. Many could go insolvent or engage in mass layoffs if payments are significantly delayed.
February 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This kid now controls whether your local hospital or clinic gets paid. Many could go insolvent or engage in mass layoffs if payments are significantly delayed.