the german gentleman aka grubauer's #1 fan
@midaeros.bsky.social
i put the may in maya | creator of the german gentleman nickname | grusexual | #SeaKraken | #Saints | romance novel obsessor | she/her cis-ish | i'm grown
Thank god baby is a year old and has no concept of christmas
This is my sister's gift to baby lol
This is my sister's gift to baby lol
December 25, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Thank god baby is a year old and has no concept of christmas
This is my sister's gift to baby lol
This is my sister's gift to baby lol
Horrible husband
December 19, 2024 at 5:25 PM
Horrible husband
2025 ain't ready for me.
December 14, 2024 at 2:43 PM
2025 ain't ready for me.
I love Christmas
December 14, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I love Christmas
Energy drinks scare me lol
December 12, 2024 at 3:03 AM
Energy drinks scare me lol
⛄️ i tried to make a wendy snowgirl
December 10, 2024 at 3:34 PM
⛄️ i tried to make a wendy snowgirl
You know I keep that muhfuckin' thang* on me
*"I voted" sticker
*"I voted" sticker
December 7, 2024 at 8:31 PM
You know I keep that muhfuckin' thang* on me
*"I voted" sticker
*"I voted" sticker
AND FOR WHAT
December 6, 2024 at 1:52 PM
AND FOR WHAT
Office holiday party
December 5, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Office holiday party
No one's matching these numbers
December 4, 2024 at 4:05 PM
No one's matching these numbers
Tis the season 🎅
December 1, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Tis the season 🎅
Good morning. Can I interest you in an Egg in your Hole?
December 1, 2024 at 3:10 PM
Good morning. Can I interest you in an Egg in your Hole?
Bone apple teeth, bitch
November 28, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Bone apple teeth, bitch
She wants to crack a little, I can tell. Lock in, baby girl. Lock in.
November 28, 2024 at 2:47 AM
She wants to crack a little, I can tell. Lock in, baby girl. Lock in.
Siblings and I make birthday messages into a bloodsport. The goal is to be the first, but not in an annoying way.
I'm taking gold next year.
I'm taking gold next year.
November 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Siblings and I make birthday messages into a bloodsport. The goal is to be the first, but not in an annoying way.
I'm taking gold next year.
I'm taking gold next year.
Not bad tbh. Little bland but that could be because we didn't put any syrup on it lmao
November 26, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Not bad tbh. Little bland but that could be because we didn't put any syrup on it lmao
4 years ago, I watched Happiest Season and it awoke something in me (latent bisexuality)
November 25, 2024 at 12:52 PM
4 years ago, I watched Happiest Season and it awoke something in me (latent bisexuality)
Open up this pit
November 23, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Open up this pit
I'm dying laughing.
I played this song like a lullaby to put my kid to sleep for like 3 weeks
I played this song like a lullaby to put my kid to sleep for like 3 weeks
November 22, 2024 at 5:38 PM
I'm dying laughing.
I played this song like a lullaby to put my kid to sleep for like 3 weeks
I played this song like a lullaby to put my kid to sleep for like 3 weeks
I saw this bus ad yesterday and am still gobsmacked at how bad it is
"Syphillis is on the rise" oh that's bad
"Get it on NOLA" i'm sorry what
Imagine the bus driving away before you could read the asterisk part 😂😭
"Syphillis is on the rise" oh that's bad
"Get it on NOLA" i'm sorry what
Imagine the bus driving away before you could read the asterisk part 😂😭
November 22, 2024 at 5:21 PM
I saw this bus ad yesterday and am still gobsmacked at how bad it is
"Syphillis is on the rise" oh that's bad
"Get it on NOLA" i'm sorry what
Imagine the bus driving away before you could read the asterisk part 😂😭
"Syphillis is on the rise" oh that's bad
"Get it on NOLA" i'm sorry what
Imagine the bus driving away before you could read the asterisk part 😂😭
John and Edzo if you even care
November 22, 2024 at 5:01 PM
John and Edzo if you even care
Sometimes you just gotta flex, you know?
November 21, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Sometimes you just gotta flex, you know?