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i like birds, popular emo music, and metal (in microwaves)
Pinned
can you pin skeets
it feels like labor day weekend all over again
January 21, 2026 at 7:02 PM
it feels like labor day weekend all over again
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I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
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younger siblings are the dumbest people on earth with little exception
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
younger siblings are the dumbest people on earth with little exception
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
tired of my stupid stoner manager who doesn't know what he's fucking doing and takes 20 minute bathroom breaks
December 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
tired of my stupid stoner manager who doesn't know what he's fucking doing and takes 20 minute bathroom breaks
younger siblings are the dumbest people on earth with little exception
December 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
younger siblings are the dumbest people on earth with little exception
making excel my bitch rn
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
making excel my bitch rn
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
that why i have anxiety attacks on company time
that why i have anxiety attacks on company time
December 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime
that why i have anxiety attacks on company time
that why i have anxiety attacks on company time
they really just licenses out to anybody huh
December 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
they really just licenses out to anybody huh
hoping i see a bird of prey today :>
December 1, 2025 at 7:34 PM
hoping i see a bird of prey today :>
fuck my stupid chud job
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
fuck my stupid chud job
never gettint sivk means that when you do get sick, you have no idea how to act
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
never gettint sivk means that when you do get sick, you have no idea how to act
thinking bout rubbing whiskey on my gums to combat wisdom tooth pain
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
thinking bout rubbing whiskey on my gums to combat wisdom tooth pain
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watching twink penis for the first time. i mean twin peaks. im so excited
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
watching twink penis for the first time. i mean twin peaks. im so excited
being an adult means putting your own collar on
November 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
being an adult means putting your own collar on
being put in the panini press at the dentist office rn
November 11, 2025 at 2:45 PM
being put in the panini press at the dentist office rn
chat how do i fix my L rizz
November 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
chat how do i fix my L rizz
i know about my friends' sex lives in depth but im still scared to tell them i unironically think a conventionally attractive guy is hot
November 5, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i know about my friends' sex lives in depth but im still scared to tell them i unironically think a conventionally attractive guy is hot
i think life would be easier if everyone got really excited when i did the bare minimum and used that voice thats only reserved for talking to dogs to congratulate me
October 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i think life would be easier if everyone got really excited when i did the bare minimum and used that voice thats only reserved for talking to dogs to congratulate me
i want yall to know i only post here when im not doing well
October 24, 2025 at 6:21 AM
i want yall to know i only post here when im not doing well
who up mashing they monster
October 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
who up mashing they monster
jumpscared my pigeon fnaf 2 foxy style by retrieving him off a shelf in the dark
August 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
jumpscared my pigeon fnaf 2 foxy style by retrieving him off a shelf in the dark
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I feel like going for a long walk, finding a big, beautiful river, walking deep into the cold water, and allowing it to carry me far, far away forever, would be such a fun little treat, y'know?
August 20, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I feel like going for a long walk, finding a big, beautiful river, walking deep into the cold water, and allowing it to carry me far, far away forever, would be such a fun little treat, y'know?
i girlbossed too close to the sun (attempting to pirate Fight Club and instead getting a trojan so sneaky im reinstalling windows from a usb)
August 13, 2025 at 5:40 AM
i girlbossed too close to the sun (attempting to pirate Fight Club and instead getting a trojan so sneaky im reinstalling windows from a usb)