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microwava.bsky.social
microwave (verified)
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i like birds, popular emo music, and metal (in microwaves)
im getting my ass beat :(
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
pro tip : if someone is driving around in a car with visible damage or has mismatched doors/panels, watch out.
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
my prayers were answered i saw an osprey and a red-tailed hawk
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
coworker came up to me to talk about how creepy the new manager is and said "I come into work and I dread seeing him, like I don't want to work here because of him. nobody deserves to feel like that"
November 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
god gave me periods to keep me humble
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
the wisdom of the wisdom tooth is you should make an appointment for a consult before your jaw starts hurting all the time
November 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
cuz like what if they think im weird :(
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM