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microwava.bsky.social
microwave (verified)
@microwava.bsky.social
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i like birds, popular emo music, and metal (in microwaves)
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my prayers were answered i saw an osprey and a red-tailed hawk
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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front-facing T-rex with analog horror eyes holding its claw over the mouth of a child.
July 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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the autism in me coming out whenever dinosaurs or birds are mentioned
werewolf ripping his shirt off under the full moon
July 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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An edit of the dvd art for Adam Sandler's 8 Crazy Nights. It reads "Harlan Ellison's 109 Crazy Years". The characters on the front have been edited to resemble the human characters from I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream.
July 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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What an ugly ass baby. And I say this as someone who thinks most babies are ugly, this one is particularly hideous. It's like... the larval state of a British person.
June 14, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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May 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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daily affirmations
Screenshot of a tiktok that reads : "I will chose to be normal after encountering the evil twink. I will continue to persevere after having my life destroyed by an evil twink. The evil twink will not haunt the narrative. I am free of the evil twink. The evil twink is no longer in my life, he cannot hurt me. The evil twink wishes he were as hot, sexy, and funny as I am. I will outlast this evil twink. I will live in spite of the evil twink."
April 27, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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... th- they do?
ms paint drawing of a nondescript person holding themselves at an angle, legs bent, looking very dejected and defeated.
April 26, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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im rubbin my hands together like a fly gettin ready to do this to my sister when i see her
March 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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February 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Timmy Turner from Fairly Odd Parents praying on his bed, saying "Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny".
February 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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me stopping myself from gushing abt him
Peter Griffin from Family Guy sitting in the corner of a padded room, wearing a straight jacket. He is screaming. The image is very blurry and has a lot of artefacting.
February 15, 2025 at 10:25 AM