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Michelle Milliken
@michelleym.bsky.social
Auntie. Slow runner. Easily distracted hiker. Writer of rejected submissions. Mourning the Oakland A's. Pretend hockey fan. 2006 AL 2B Gold Glove truther. https://michellemilliken.substack.com/
Where are you hiding the caked up park rangers?!
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Does she think those other candidates are barking up the wrong tree thinking they'll outdo me?
November 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Is there a song called Motownfeddy?
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"As many cats as possible doing all the cat things" was the original name for the internet, but it was a bit of a mouthful.
November 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
It's Jed cursing ALL THE THINGS
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Everyone when they see all the notifications from us...
a man in a blue shirt is holding a box with a ring inside of it
ALT: a man in a blue shirt is holding a box with a ring inside of it
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November 19, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I don't care how many dogs you can pet. It's not worth it.
November 19, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Presumably there's a lunch break. Although they'd probably need a five-hour lunch break to recover.
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM