Michelle Milliken
@michelleym.bsky.social
Auntie. Slow runner. Easily distracted hiker. Writer of rejected submissions. Mourning the Oakland A's. Pretend hockey fan. 2006 AL 2B Gold Glove truther. https://michellemilliken.substack.com/
It's Jed cursing ALL THE THINGS
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
It's Jed cursing ALL THE THINGS
This could be the most ridiculous job posting I've ever seen. Base rate of $18/hour in the Seattle metro to be a janitor/admin assistant/supervisor/receptionist, with the possibility of getting up to $25/hour *if* the owner decides the social posts you also have to do are of an acceptable volume.
November 19, 2025 at 6:35 AM
This could be the most ridiculous job posting I've ever seen. Base rate of $18/hour in the Seattle metro to be a janitor/admin assistant/supervisor/receptionist, with the possibility of getting up to $25/hour *if* the owner decides the social posts you also have to do are of an acceptable volume.
Oooh, look what my next hockey ticket is. Let's go, @pwhltorrent.bsky.social!
November 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Oooh, look what my next hockey ticket is. Let's go, @pwhltorrent.bsky.social!
Wearing an *Oakland* A's sweatshirt at this #SeaKraken Sharks game so no one knows who I'm rooting for.
November 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Wearing an *Oakland* A's sweatshirt at this #SeaKraken Sharks game so no one knows who I'm rooting for.
Since I do all my writing in the middle of the night, I finally picked a name for my humor newsletter: This Was Funny at 2 a.m.
I also made a really basic logo in Canva at 1 a.m. that's only slightly better than things I made in Paint when I was 9.
I also made a really basic logo in Canva at 1 a.m. that's only slightly better than things I made in Paint when I was 9.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Since I do all my writing in the middle of the night, I finally picked a name for my humor newsletter: This Was Funny at 2 a.m.
I also made a really basic logo in Canva at 1 a.m. that's only slightly better than things I made in Paint when I was 9.
I also made a really basic logo in Canva at 1 a.m. that's only slightly better than things I made in Paint when I was 9.
Sorry you had a bad day. You've earned dessert, too.
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Sorry you had a bad day. You've earned dessert, too.
I got here an hour and a half before the #SeaKraken game so I can read in peace... with loud music and shaking seats because people are so excited to boo refs.
November 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I got here an hour and a half before the #SeaKraken game so I can read in peace... with loud music and shaking seats because people are so excited to boo refs.
Hey guys, you can get paid $15/hour to work for "a baseball team that was founded in 1901."
November 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hey guys, you can get paid $15/hour to work for "a baseball team that was founded in 1901."
The security guy saw I had this as I was arriving at the #SeaKraken game today, and he Michener fangirled out. He said he wouldn't spoil it for me, though, even refusing to tell me if it becomes a state or not.
November 4, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The security guy saw I had this as I was arriving at the #SeaKraken game today, and he Michener fangirled out. He said he wouldn't spoil it for me, though, even refusing to tell me if it becomes a state or not.
This little idiot on the bookshelf.
November 3, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This little idiot on the bookshelf.
Max Scherzer needs to keep playing for a long time because he can't get an office job. Can you imagine having this face staring at you while you gave a work presentation?
November 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Max Scherzer needs to keep playing for a long time because he can't get an office job. Can you imagine having this face staring at you while you gave a work presentation?
And leave it to my hair to be perfect on a night I'm dressed as David Tennant.
October 31, 2025 at 5:14 AM
And leave it to my hair to be perfect on a night I'm dressed as David Tennant.
Tonight, I ran with a human-sized rat, Ms. Frizzle, the Grinch, two Michael Myers, bacon, and the cat in the hat.
October 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Tonight, I ran with a human-sized rat, Ms. Frizzle, the Grinch, two Michael Myers, bacon, and the cat in the hat.
Members of Congress when a health insurance lobbyist dangles campaign donations.
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Members of Congress when a health insurance lobbyist dangles campaign donations.
When you have to go to a work function you're uninterested in.
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
When you have to go to a work function you're uninterested in.
My Dodgers animosity has blinded me to the charms of Kike for far too long.
October 29, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My Dodgers animosity has blinded me to the charms of Kike for far too long.
I think we just found the biggest Jays fan. This was from a video asking what people would sacrifice for a Toronto World Series win.
October 29, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I think we just found the biggest Jays fan. This was from a video asking what people would sacrifice for a Toronto World Series win.
My Halloween costume is sorted.
October 29, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My Halloween costume is sorted.
My cat is providing a visual representation of everyone watching this game.
October 28, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My cat is providing a visual representation of everyone watching this game.
Lest you forget how dreamy he was
October 28, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Lest you forget how dreamy he was
I'm Elvis Purrsley. I eat the mail. I try to eat plastic, though my plans are usually foiled. I eat bits of fur on the ground. I eat human hair. I eat loose bits of the cat tree. And I will not be distracted from these aims even by fresh food in my dish.
October 27, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I'm Elvis Purrsley. I eat the mail. I try to eat plastic, though my plans are usually foiled. I eat bits of fur on the ground. I eat human hair. I eat loose bits of the cat tree. And I will not be distracted from these aims even by fresh food in my dish.
October 26, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You've gotta admire the #SeaKraken 's exhausting strategy this season.
October 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
You've gotta admire the #SeaKraken 's exhausting strategy this season.