I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know

Silicon Valley be all like "You didn't want to buy our monkey jpgs and conduct meetings with VR headsets, I guess we have no choice but to start WW3"

every example of how AI could be useful is like “if you were eating cereal, AI could tell you what cereal you were eating”

maybe if i stare at my screen long enough it will show me something true

There are 206 bones in the human body, which is way too many. My administration will cut this down to 100 bones

Jimmy Fallon, sweating through his suit on New Year’s Eve and constantly looking over his shoulder, in a forced voice: “Wow, look everybody, it’s Taylor Swift, here to perform her new single, ‘Don’t Kill CEOs (That’s Not Cool) feat. Bank of America’!”