Michael Kanarek
@michaelkanarek.bsky.social
Journalist turned geologist. Giant nerd. I can probably Simpsons-quote you under the table. | 🏳️🌈 | he/him | #BLM
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always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
always be there
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November 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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another mess
November 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM
another mess
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
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Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
November 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Let me be clear, in a wild goose chase scenario you would not be chasing the goose
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nobody worry
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
nobody worry
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
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What’s it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
What’s it like inside your head?
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explain yourself
October 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
explain yourself
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Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
![66 Amy Poehler was new to SNL and we were all crowded into the seventeenth-floor writers' room, waiting for the Wednesday night read-through to start.
[...] Amy was in the middle of some such nonsense with Seth Meyers across the table, and she did something vulgar as a joke. I can't remember what it was exactly, except it was dirty and loud and
"unladylike"
Jimmy Fallon [...] turned to her and in a faux-squeamish voice said, "Stop that!
It's not cute! I don't like it." Amy dropped what she was doing, went black in the eyes for a second, and wheeled around on him. "I don't fucking care if you like it." Jimmy was visibly startled. Amy went right back to enjoying her ridiculous bit.
With that exchange, a cosmic shift took place. Amy made it clear that she wasn't there to be cute. She wasn't there to play wives and girlfriends in the boys' scenes.
She was there to do what she wanted to do and she did not fucking care if you like it.
Tina Fey, Bossypants](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cnpe7qvcyjrhm6w7w7e4atur/bafkreidxzohjg6goqyzkmz67xuf2niavnkm5hm5b7yzypwnlflplfhogby@jpeg)
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Every time the subject of Jimmy Fallon’s spinelessness comes up, I think of this passage from Tina Fey’s Bossypants
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September 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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