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Michael Kanarek
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Journalist turned geologist. Giant nerd. I can probably Simpsons-quote you under the table. | 🏳️‍🌈 | he/him | #BLM
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What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
The cover of the Tori Amos album Little Earthquakes.
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
Count Blah (blah) and Warren Demontague from the TV series Greg the Bunny.
October 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A four-panel comic. Panel 1: An anthropomorphic envelope says “Hello ❤️” Panel 2: The envelope says, “I hope this email finds you well.” Panel 3: The envelope looks in through a window and says “Because I will.” A woman hides in the shadows. Panel 4: The envelope says, ominously, “I will find you.”
September 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Agnes Skinner from The Simpsons with the caption “Seymour! Your feelings are ugly and wrong!”
August 20, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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📸 Post the last pic you took of your pet. No cheating.
A picture of my cat, Stewart, a black and gray tabby, sitting on my lap and looking up at the camera.
July 22, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who or Transformers.
Cylon Number Six (Tricia Helfer) is flanked by two Cylon centurions in a scene from Battlestar Galactica.
July 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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The makers of the upcoming movie Together beg to differ.
A poster for the movie Together featuring the image of two eyeballs nearly touching with the eyelashes intertwined.
July 10, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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If you see this, post a doc
The poster for the documentary film “Marina Abramovic: The Artist is Present.”
June 28, 2024 at 12:52 AM
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Same, Stewart. Same.
A picture of a gray/brown tabby cat curled up in a window side bed, one paw draped over his face.
May 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
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I didn’t get to have the Barbenheimer experience in movie theaters, but I will get to see them soon.
A photo of the covers of the 4K ultra HD releases of the movies Barbie and Oppenheimer.
November 20, 2023 at 9:08 PM
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The one on the left was the first result, but the one on the right was the funniest.
A 4-panel cartoon of a shark from Mahoukarp. The captions read “Am Shark!” “No bills!” “No work!” And “Only chomp chomp.” A 3-panel cartoon from mrlovenstein.com Panel 1: Two men are in the ocean, and the first man says “Oh god, a SHARK! We’re done for!” Panel 2: The second man says, “Relax! You’re more likely to get killed by a COW than a shark!” to which the first man replies, “Oh … okay.” Panel 3: The “shark” leaps out of the water and is revealed to be a cow with a knife, and it slashes the first man’s throat.
October 13, 2023 at 3:16 PM
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A drawing of a group of people holding and wearing the Trans pride flag with the text “Repost this if Trans people are welcome and safe with you.”
August 20, 2023 at 4:45 PM
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Repost with your mental state
August 10, 2023 at 11:06 PM
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Just mixed up a batch of blackberry-elderflower sangria. Highly recommend. https://wapo.st/3qkxZtb
A glass of dark blackberry-elderflower sangria on ice garnished with fresh blackberries.
August 5, 2023 at 7:10 PM