michael
@michaeli.bsky.social
possibly one of the top 62 michaels on bsky
"no marketable skills" -my dad
"no marketable skills" -my dad
hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning
August 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
hard to wake up today so Rising Son seems appropriate #NowSpinning
The number of Dunning-Kruger University graduates running their idiot mouths that don't know every McFlurry machine's output is controlled by Ronald McDonald IS TOO DAMNED HIGH!! Even your local McDonald's staff doesn't control how many tasty frozen soft-serve desserts it can produce.
June 19, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The number of Dunning-Kruger University graduates running their idiot mouths that don't know every McFlurry machine's output is controlled by Ronald McDonald IS TOO DAMNED HIGH!! Even your local McDonald's staff doesn't control how many tasty frozen soft-serve desserts it can produce.
relocate every nba team to cities with fewer than 1 million people if this is the basketball we get from small markets
June 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
relocate every nba team to cities with fewer than 1 million people if this is the basketball we get from small markets
almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++
May 25, 2025 at 7:02 PM
almost done with balatro. just gonna need a couple hundred more hours to get completionist++
the nba finals will be broadcast exclusively on corncob tv
May 24, 2025 at 2:06 AM
the nba finals will be broadcast exclusively on corncob tv
Gobert dunk the ball challenge (impossible)
May 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Gobert dunk the ball challenge (impossible)
you know becoming entirely corrupted by the one ring doesn't sound all that bad. you basically never have to worry about bills, what's for dinner. very freeing.
May 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
you know becoming entirely corrupted by the one ring doesn't sound all that bad. you basically never have to worry about bills, what's for dinner. very freeing.
Wicked (2024)
January 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Wicked (2024)
In feeding 219430:77D34 (Siena) 41 eggs in 00h 04m 03s 194ms I should be able to look at a little porn at work.
Praise Kier.
8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚
5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣
8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣
5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
Praise Kier.
8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚
5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣
8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣
5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
In refining 7E4499:AEA68C (Narva) in 00h 02m 21s 758ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
0️⃣7️⃣2️⃣9️⃣8️⃣
8️⃣1️⃣0️⃣5️⃣4️⃣
6️⃣0️⃣5️⃣3️⃣3️⃣
9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣3️⃣1️⃣
5️⃣0️⃣2️⃣9️⃣3️⃣
Praise Kier.
0️⃣7️⃣2️⃣9️⃣8️⃣
8️⃣1️⃣0️⃣5️⃣4️⃣
6️⃣0️⃣5️⃣3️⃣3️⃣
9️⃣8️⃣7️⃣3️⃣1️⃣
5️⃣0️⃣2️⃣9️⃣3️⃣
In refining 7A2029:48322B (Ocula) in 00h 00m 51s 208ms I have brought glory to the company.
Praise Kier.
2️⃣8️⃣6️⃣3️⃣1️⃣
0️⃣4️⃣0️⃣3️⃣8️⃣
5️⃣0️⃣4️⃣2️⃣9️⃣
6️⃣9️⃣9️⃣0️⃣1️⃣
3️⃣2️⃣4️⃣6️⃣6️⃣
lumon-industries.com
Praise Kier.
2️⃣8️⃣6️⃣3️⃣1️⃣
0️⃣4️⃣0️⃣3️⃣8️⃣
5️⃣0️⃣4️⃣2️⃣9️⃣
6️⃣9️⃣9️⃣0️⃣1️⃣
3️⃣2️⃣4️⃣6️⃣6️⃣
lumon-industries.com
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 AM
In feeding 219430:77D34 (Siena) 41 eggs in 00h 04m 03s 194ms I should be able to look at a little porn at work.
Praise Kier.
8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚
5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣
8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣
5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
Praise Kier.
8️⃣9️⃣7️⃣🥚🥚
5️⃣9️⃣9️⃣7️⃣1️⃣
8️⃣🥚3️⃣🥚2️⃣
5️⃣5️⃣9️⃣1️⃣1️⃣
9️⃣3️⃣9️⃣3️⃣4️⃣
"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson
January 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Biologically I'm 30 years old" says multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson
overwatch classic is so good why in the world did they make overwatch 2
November 28, 2024 at 5:27 PM
overwatch classic is so good why in the world did they make overwatch 2
Quote with your top 5 fav rappers all time:
Biggie
DOOM
Phonte
Jay-Z
Count Bass D
Biggie
DOOM
Phonte
Jay-Z
Count Bass D
Quote with your top 5 fav rappers all time:
Andre 3000
Lil Wayne
Future
Jay Z
LL Cool J
Andre 3000
Lil Wayne
Future
Jay Z
LL Cool J
Quote with your top 5 fav rappers all time
Jay-Z
DMX
Beanie Siegel
Eve
Drake/Kendrick 🤷🏾♀️😌
Jay-Z
DMX
Beanie Siegel
Eve
Drake/Kendrick 🤷🏾♀️😌
November 19, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Quote with your top 5 fav rappers all time:
Biggie
DOOM
Phonte
Jay-Z
Count Bass D
Biggie
DOOM
Phonte
Jay-Z
Count Bass D
Me in my echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 6:12 PM
Me in my echo chamber
Reposted by michael
Brazil hits the highest rated trick of the session.
SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK
SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK
July 28, 2024 at 3:52 PM
Brazil hits the highest rated trick of the session.
SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK
SURE WISH WE HADNT BEEN AT COMMERCIAL WHEN IT HAPPENED GODDAMNIT PEACOCK
#NowSpinning 🎧
dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
July 20, 2024 at 6:09 PM
#NowSpinning 🎧
dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
dj metatron - loops of infinity (APW-3)
fuk
big kiki energy no doubt about it
June 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
fuk
big kiki energy no doubt about it
June 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
big kiki energy no doubt about it
saw both kamasi washington and shabaka this week and in related news it was a good week
June 15, 2024 at 4:04 PM
saw both kamasi washington and shabaka this week and in related news it was a good week