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michael
@michaeli.bsky.social
possibly one of the top 62 michaels on bsky
"no marketable skills" -my dad
Ohhhhhhhhh!
Who lives in a basketball on the TV?
Bri-an!
Wind-horst!
October 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
banger soundtrack
October 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
gaslampkillers is an all timer mix for me
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I had this done in January. 2 tips:
1. ask how to prevent a hole forming in your septum during healing 🙃
2. start identifying your favorite lozenges for when your mouth and throat dry out from mouth breathing for 48+ hours
September 15, 2025 at 7:46 PM
the elevator of sisyphean sister splinter shame
September 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
rip the 📌 feed (2024-2025) 🥀
September 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I told my gf I was only gonna drink 2 twisted teas with the boys, but I now project I will drink 10 twisted teas and no one could have foreseen this
September 6, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Well... I suppose I can forgive Zuck for destroying American democracy if he's gonna bring pokes back
September 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Prefuse 73 & Edan in the late 00s. One of em got sick and they never rescheduled
August 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
bapanada!
August 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the amount of levels being skipped and time between now and the meeting may be good. my guess is someone alluded to a good idea you've had or that ur pissed off by dumb stuff lately and the boss^2 wants input. I'd be more scared if it was a 1:1 with my boss that showed up with no notice
August 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
gotta hand it to em. just when i think they're out of ideas, they keep coming up with new ways to light money on fire.
August 19, 2025 at 4:50 AM
he has a name you know. its "jason alexander"
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
protip: if you preface it with "i mustache you a question", they're unable to lie
August 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
August 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
damn.. Didnt realize it's already Wednesday
August 13, 2025 at 3:54 PM
bc they are grown adults who still say "ew" when their wife starts walking down that aisle. mfers be like "I'll wait here" standing next to the manscaped end cap
August 9, 2025 at 2:58 PM
sexy-voice conversational ai wives
August 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
mario party style follower swap mini game
July 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I lean Chicago because of the transit. Know some folks that moved to Detroit and, as one might expect, they say you gotta have a car there
July 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
thought this was a wild docker collab at first and now I'm disappointed
July 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
not a cuck chair. for challenge pissing.
July 12, 2025 at 12:10 AM