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Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Btw, I remember there being some anxieties around folks expressing their opinions during primaries.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
Besides being nowhere near a presidential primary at the moment, now is in fact the time for people to express certain lines they expect candidates not to cross.
Protect trans folks.
I was in Indianapolis for a week, and I didn't even meet John Green
June 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I was in Indianapolis for a week, and I didn't even meet John Green
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel
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May 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel
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Congrats, queen. You didn’t throat punch anyone this week! Happy #SerotoninSunday!
⏰The wait is over! MI's 24 hour waiting period before an abortion is OVERTURNED! We won’t wait for an apology from lawmakers who thought we needed to “sleep on it” like we're buying a fuck*ng couch. buff.ly/Gnoxnlc
⏰The wait is over! MI's 24 hour waiting period before an abortion is OVERTURNED! We won’t wait for an apology from lawmakers who thought we needed to “sleep on it” like we're buying a fuck*ng couch. buff.ly/Gnoxnlc
May 18, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Congrats, queen. You didn’t throat punch anyone this week! Happy #SerotoninSunday!
⏰The wait is over! MI's 24 hour waiting period before an abortion is OVERTURNED! We won’t wait for an apology from lawmakers who thought we needed to “sleep on it” like we're buying a fuck*ng couch. buff.ly/Gnoxnlc
⏰The wait is over! MI's 24 hour waiting period before an abortion is OVERTURNED! We won’t wait for an apology from lawmakers who thought we needed to “sleep on it” like we're buying a fuck*ng couch. buff.ly/Gnoxnlc
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modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
May 3, 2025 at 12:57 AM
modems screaming at us in the 90s was a warning and we didn't take it
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Republicans getting increasingly unfavourable towards Canada is funny like
Y'all are the ones threatening them
Y'all are the ones threatening them
May 3, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Republicans getting increasingly unfavourable towards Canada is funny like
Y'all are the ones threatening them
Y'all are the ones threatening them
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I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
The fact that there's an ASL interpreter there.... Thank you @aoc.bsky.social 🥹😍🤟🏼
May 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I like telling authoritarians where to shove it in multiple languages
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May 3, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
May 1, 2025 at 2:01 AM
What is the lifespan of software? What if you make software that's silly and full of whimsy? Will people remember it? Anyway, here's a video someone recently posted of “Good Luck, Babe!” by Chappell Roan performed through the composer feature in Mario Paint, a game released on Super Nintendo in 1992
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If I see another article about birth rates that refuses to grapple with the way having children systematically disadvantages women I swear to god. There is no mystery. Stop pretending there is. We’ve got to do away with credulity for nonsense.
April 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
If I see another article about birth rates that refuses to grapple with the way having children systematically disadvantages women I swear to god. There is no mystery. Stop pretending there is. We’ve got to do away with credulity for nonsense.
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Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
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April 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam
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Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Food Stamps: Myth Vs. Fact
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It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
March 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
It would be helpful if more people understood renewable energy is actually an extremely disruptive technology and the reason monied interests are trying to make folks hate it is that they are the ones which will be disrupted.
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I've never been so embarrassed to be an American. That meeting with Zelenskyy was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to watch.
Fuck every one of you who voted for this.
I grieve for the loss of my country and hope Europe gets itself ready for what we all know is coming.
Fuck every one of you who voted for this.
I grieve for the loss of my country and hope Europe gets itself ready for what we all know is coming.
March 1, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I've never been so embarrassed to be an American. That meeting with Zelenskyy was the most disgusting thing I've ever had to watch.
Fuck every one of you who voted for this.
I grieve for the loss of my country and hope Europe gets itself ready for what we all know is coming.
Fuck every one of you who voted for this.
I grieve for the loss of my country and hope Europe gets itself ready for what we all know is coming.
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
WASHINGTON—Insisting they were serious this time as they addressed all 340 million Americans, officials with the U.S. Department of Education sternly announced Thursday that they were counting to three. “All right, we’re not playing around here, guys—you do not want to see what happens when we get to three,” department spokesperson Ella Reiss said during […]
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March 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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You lost your church community because you believed Jesus fully affirms our Queer neighbors.
This guy has 1.2 million followers on Twitter.
This guy has 1.2 million followers on Twitter.
December 3, 2024 at 12:58 PM
You lost your church community because you believed Jesus fully affirms our Queer neighbors.
This guy has 1.2 million followers on Twitter.
This guy has 1.2 million followers on Twitter.
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Today is a reminder that evangelicals would be the first to betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver.
January 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Today is a reminder that evangelicals would be the first to betray Jesus for 30 pieces of silver.
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I remember when right wing media pundits called democratic presidents dictators for using executive actions to get things done.
Trump just set a record for any president on their first day in office.
Every accusation is a confession
Trump just set a record for any president on their first day in office.
Every accusation is a confession
January 21, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I remember when right wing media pundits called democratic presidents dictators for using executive actions to get things done.
Trump just set a record for any president on their first day in office.
Every accusation is a confession
Trump just set a record for any president on their first day in office.
Every accusation is a confession
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Here a side-to-side comparison between Hitler and Musk and their salute...
you decide if this isn't a nazi salute
you decide if this isn't a nazi salute
January 21, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
January 2, 2025 at 4:23 PM
We gotta reject “Well, RFK jr. is right about some things” and accept “if we don’t confront the real problems with our systems, it becomes much easier for con artists like this guy to manipulate people.”
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The same people who lectured us about “DEI hires” and meritocracy celebrate alleged child predator Matt Gaetz as attorney general.
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
November 16, 2024 at 2:08 PM
The same people who lectured us about “DEI hires” and meritocracy celebrate alleged child predator Matt Gaetz as attorney general.
Every accusation is a confession.
Every accusation is a confession.
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To recap last night:
A grown man dry humped his opponent.
Two guys fought so hard literally neither of them won.
We saw Mike Tyson’s ass.
We saw a woman who fought with an inside out eyelid somehow lose.
We saw that there is a difference between 58 and 27 years old and that difference is knees.
A grown man dry humped his opponent.
Two guys fought so hard literally neither of them won.
We saw Mike Tyson’s ass.
We saw a woman who fought with an inside out eyelid somehow lose.
We saw that there is a difference between 58 and 27 years old and that difference is knees.
November 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
To recap last night:
A grown man dry humped his opponent.
Two guys fought so hard literally neither of them won.
We saw Mike Tyson’s ass.
We saw a woman who fought with an inside out eyelid somehow lose.
We saw that there is a difference between 58 and 27 years old and that difference is knees.
A grown man dry humped his opponent.
Two guys fought so hard literally neither of them won.
We saw Mike Tyson’s ass.
We saw a woman who fought with an inside out eyelid somehow lose.
We saw that there is a difference between 58 and 27 years old and that difference is knees.
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'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
YouTube video by The Onion
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November 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
'Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,' Says General
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Serrano can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing
November 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Serrano can still win if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing