Mia Mortuary
@miamortuary.bsky.social
Mostly ghostly, partially potato-based.
I need to go touch grass. I need a hobby that makes me leave my house. I need to stop being on social media and read books and get tattoos
January 3, 2026 at 6:06 AM
I need to go touch grass. I need a hobby that makes me leave my house. I need to stop being on social media and read books and get tattoos
If one is not serving some amount of cunt while just running errands or shopping, what is one doing with one's life? Where is the whimsy?
September 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
If one is not serving some amount of cunt while just running errands or shopping, what is one doing with one's life? Where is the whimsy?
Sour prosecco gummy bears and a conjuring marathon. An unlikely yet surprisingly nice pairing.
September 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Sour prosecco gummy bears and a conjuring marathon. An unlikely yet surprisingly nice pairing.
Idk if anyone will see this but I just feel compelled to ask social media broadly: does the new Borderlands game feel a little lonely to anyone else? The gameplay improvements are stellar but where? Are the characters? I am at level 20 in the Fadefields and so far the only familiar face is Claptrap
September 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Idk if anyone will see this but I just feel compelled to ask social media broadly: does the new Borderlands game feel a little lonely to anyone else? The gameplay improvements are stellar but where? Are the characters? I am at level 20 in the Fadefields and so far the only familiar face is Claptrap
@kazrowe.bsky.social my partner and I have been binging your content on YouTube and enjoying the hell out of it! Thank you for putting so much hard work into it. A deeply unserious thought: would you ever consider covering the pinnacle of Chicago history, the Dave Matthew's Band Poop Incident?
August 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
@kazrowe.bsky.social my partner and I have been binging your content on YouTube and enjoying the hell out of it! Thank you for putting so much hard work into it. A deeply unserious thought: would you ever consider covering the pinnacle of Chicago history, the Dave Matthew's Band Poop Incident?
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there should faceless horny masked autistic fuck rooms
August 9, 2025 at 9:09 PM
there should faceless horny masked autistic fuck rooms
Okay listen I cracked and bought a switch 2 for the new katamari and borderlands games and I OBVIOUSLY GOT MY HANDS ON THAT CUNTY COW!!! I love her so much. I won't play as anyone else.
August 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Okay listen I cracked and bought a switch 2 for the new katamari and borderlands games and I OBVIOUSLY GOT MY HANDS ON THAT CUNTY COW!!! I love her so much. I won't play as anyone else.
Moo Moo Cow for Mario Kart 8 WHEN.
June 7, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Moo Moo Cow for Mario Kart 8 WHEN.
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JOHN LENNON: lucy in the sky with diamonds
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
May 31, 2025 at 2:21 PM
JOHN LENNON: lucy in the sky with diamonds
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
ME: god damn it, john. have you not played Clue before??
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when you and your sibling have to pretend to like each other long enough for mom to take the picture
May 31, 2025 at 3:54 PM
when you and your sibling have to pretend to like each other long enough for mom to take the picture
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"Don't sexualize this sleep token song" actually I am rubbing my gay little hands all over it fuck you
May 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"Don't sexualize this sleep token song" actually I am rubbing my gay little hands all over it fuck you
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And now for something completely different..
Laurits Andersen Ring 1854-1933
Danish painter
At the Lunch Table and the Morning Newspaper 1898
Oil on canvas - 52 x 40.5 cm
Nationalmuseum Stockholm Sweden
Laurits Andersen Ring 1854-1933
Danish painter
At the Lunch Table and the Morning Newspaper 1898
Oil on canvas - 52 x 40.5 cm
Nationalmuseum Stockholm Sweden
May 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
And now for something completely different..
Laurits Andersen Ring 1854-1933
Danish painter
At the Lunch Table and the Morning Newspaper 1898
Oil on canvas - 52 x 40.5 cm
Nationalmuseum Stockholm Sweden
Laurits Andersen Ring 1854-1933
Danish painter
At the Lunch Table and the Morning Newspaper 1898
Oil on canvas - 52 x 40.5 cm
Nationalmuseum Stockholm Sweden
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the lettuce makes him rounder and rounder... he cannot be stopped!!
May 10, 2025 at 12:17 PM
the lettuce makes him rounder and rounder... he cannot be stopped!!
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Nothing says the weekend like bear cubs trying to get in a hammock.
May 10, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Nothing says the weekend like bear cubs trying to get in a hammock.
And now to cleanse my feed here is my cat.
May 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
And now to cleanse my feed here is my cat.
Actually fuck it, since nuance is dead here's what I mean: @ sleep token infantilizers/pearl clutchers/tone policers/gatekeepers i hate u
May 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Actually fuck it, since nuance is dead here's what I mean: @ sleep token infantilizers/pearl clutchers/tone policers/gatekeepers i hate u
This is a little bit of an antagonistic take i recognize this but @ everyone who refuses to allow anyone to have their own interpretation of sleep token songs/god forbid have FUN, I fear YOU do not understand the line "you know the behavior, canines of the savior"
May 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
This is a little bit of an antagonistic take i recognize this but @ everyone who refuses to allow anyone to have their own interpretation of sleep token songs/god forbid have FUN, I fear YOU do not understand the line "you know the behavior, canines of the savior"