Thankful Cerebral Strumpet 🦃
@mia-sade.bsky.social
Yapper. Delta. Millennial Emeritus. Sometimes writer. A full-time delight. Formerly @mia_sade. I'm mad about not having that underscore
Big Yikes
So wait the whole quarter zip movement is rooted in respectability politics?
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Big Yikes
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it needs to be a 99% off sale
I wanna reply BROKE to all these Black Friday emails
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
it needs to be a 99% off sale
Virginia Slims are just a funny ass cigarette to mention. Right up there with a pack of Kools
November 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Virginia Slims are just a funny ass cigarette to mention. Right up there with a pack of Kools
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If I send you this make sure you come back with my change and my Virginia slims
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
If I send you this make sure you come back with my change and my Virginia slims
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
Real friends...unless he hit someone
During the traffic stop, Florida deputies reported he repeatedly asked not to be arrested, explaining he was trying to qualify for a commercial driver’s license. www.motorbiscuit.com/florida-man-...
Florida Man Weaves His Honda Through Traffic at 117 mph So He Could Get His Buddy to the Bathroom
“Gotta go potty” doesn’t give you clearance to top triple-digit speeds.
www.motorbiscuit.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Real friends...unless he hit someone
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America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
America, not just the South, is still pissed off about the loss of free labor. You can see it in every move it has ever made.
CRACK COCAINE???
November 25, 2025 at 3:30 AM
CRACK COCAINE???
I'm still tagging myself as homeboy in the green shirt
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I'm still tagging myself as homeboy in the green shirt
Not Wendy talking about a tax scheme
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Not Wendy talking about a tax scheme
Big Same
How I be feeling 😭
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Big Same
I still wanna know
WHERE IS THE MONEY, LASHONDRA?!
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I still wanna know
I need to get on these tattoos and ear piercings I got on deck
November 25, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I need to get on these tattoos and ear piercings I got on deck
I only have two so this will have to do
November 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I only have two so this will have to do
What you doing, girl, with all that? What's all that poking from the back?
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
What you doing, girl, with all that? What's all that poking from the back?
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Whew.
A testimony.
A testimony.
Thinking of all the things that Ms. Fletcher witnessed and endured in 111 years.
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Whew.
A testimony.
A testimony.
❤️
You's a fine motherfucka won't you back that ass up?
In English we say “I want you.”
In poetry we say______?
In poetry we say______?
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
❤️
I hope the ladies of Electrik Red are doing well
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I hope the ladies of Electrik Red are doing well
Wine
Boyfriend
Penis
I mean, aight.
Boyfriend
Penis
I mean, aight.
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Wine
Boyfriend
Penis
I mean, aight.
Boyfriend
Penis
I mean, aight.
I'll fight everybody in here for 2 good crab cake
November 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'll fight everybody in here for 2 good crab cake
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Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old