Morgan Johnston
@mhjohnston.bsky.social
NYC area comms person
Avid traveler and social recluse
Strong opinions, loosely held
Find me:
https://linktr.ee/mhjohnston
Avid traveler and social recluse
Strong opinions, loosely held
Find me:
https://linktr.ee/mhjohnston
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It’s like third graders are running our government.
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 PM
It’s like third graders are running our government.
And now Megan Kelly channels her inner @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
And now Megan Kelly channels her inner @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social
Emmet at the dog park: “I must run to the other side of the park and hide behind a tree to poop.”
Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”
Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Emmet at the dog park: “I must run to the other side of the park and hide behind a tree to poop.”
Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”
Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”
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On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
On the left, the refurbished Lincoln bathroom. On the right, picture I took in Saddam Hussein's palace in Basra in 2005.
Dear Ontario, too many of my fellow Americans have capitulated to the toddler’s tantrums. Don’t you fold too. ground.news/article/onta...
Ontario to stop running anti-tariff ad that led Trump to end Canada trade talks, premier says
Ontario Premier Doug Ford said Friday the province will pause airing television ads featuring former President Ronald Reagan criticizing tariffs after World Series games this weekend so that U.S.-Cana...
ground.news
October 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Dear Ontario, too many of my fellow Americans have capitulated to the toddler’s tantrums. Don’t you fold too. ground.news/article/onta...
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My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
October 19, 2025 at 9:34 AM
My 14-year-old self would never have guessed that, in 50 years' time, all the world's music would be available at the click of a button, you'd navigate the globe by carrying a tiny computer around in your pocket, and the US President would post a video of himself shitting over American citizens.
It’s not easy being green, but the collective noun for group of frogs is called an army.
#portlandfrog
#portlandfrog
October 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It’s not easy being green, but the collective noun for group of frogs is called an army.
#portlandfrog
#portlandfrog
Pro tip for everyone excited about getting raptured tomorrow: If you get left behind you can pretend like you were, go into hiding and live off-grid somewhere away from everyone else..
September 22, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Pro tip for everyone excited about getting raptured tomorrow: If you get left behind you can pretend like you were, go into hiding and live off-grid somewhere away from everyone else..
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South Park went after CBS and Paramount too.
July 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
South Park went after CBS and Paramount too.
1 of 50.
Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.
Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.
July 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
1 of 50.
Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.
Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.
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The test he took at Walter Reade, which he brags about all the time - "Man, Woman, Camera" -- was not an IQ test, but a test for encroaching dementia.
Trump: "AOC -- look. I think she's very nice. But she's very low IQ, and we really don't need low IQ. Between her and Crockett, we're gonna give 'em both an IQ test to see who comes out best. I took a real test at Walter Reed medical center and I aced it. Now it's time for them to take a test."
July 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
The test he took at Walter Reade, which he brags about all the time - "Man, Woman, Camera" -- was not an IQ test, but a test for encroaching dementia.
Same energy.
(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)
(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)
July 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Same energy.
(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)
(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)
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Feels kinda important to point out that if non-citizens are required to carry proof of legal status, then citizens do too by default. This is absolutely insane.
DHS confirmed that ICE and CBP agents will be on site “for security” at the start of the FIFA Club World Cup at Hard Rock Stadium in Miami Gardens. ICE also reminded non-U.S. citizens to carry proof of legal status while attending the event.
June 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Feels kinda important to point out that if non-citizens are required to carry proof of legal status, then citizens do too by default. This is absolutely insane.
Thanks @nytimes.com I was waiting for the excuse to finally abandon your Games. The enshitification of pre-roll ads really did the trick.
June 11, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Thanks @nytimes.com I was waiting for the excuse to finally abandon your Games. The enshitification of pre-roll ads really did the trick.
I haven't spent a lot of time with horses, but they're fairly observant about obstacles in their way. These Nazgul M-Fers were intentionally driving them to trample an unarmed man curled up on the ground with his hands up.
June 9, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I haven't spent a lot of time with horses, but they're fairly observant about obstacles in their way. These Nazgul M-Fers were intentionally driving them to trample an unarmed man curled up on the ground with his hands up.
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Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
June 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Weird they're showing Swan Lake on Fox right now
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Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
June 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wait... is this the best meme ever made?
So Twitter was just a test run for how to move in to a potentially hostile organization, quickly root out trouble and install loyalists to reshape from the ground up.
February 1, 2025 at 11:02 AM
So Twitter was just a test run for how to move in to a potentially hostile organization, quickly root out trouble and install loyalists to reshape from the ground up.
What kind of world do we live in when even assassins end up becoming milkshake ducks?
December 9, 2024 at 7:49 PM
What kind of world do we live in when even assassins end up becoming milkshake ducks?
Glad I got my Bluesky account set up just in time to watch the place implode.
July 13, 2023 at 6:30 PM
Glad I got my Bluesky account set up just in time to watch the place implode.
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Platforms are reluctant to admit that they are making editorial choices. I’ll put it this way: you don’t have to be a fancy spot with a dress code, but if people know it’s ok to shit on the floor in your establishment you’re going to get a lot of floor shitters and other customers will go elsewhere.
July 13, 2023 at 2:51 PM
Platforms are reluctant to admit that they are making editorial choices. I’ll put it this way: you don’t have to be a fancy spot with a dress code, but if people know it’s ok to shit on the floor in your establishment you’re going to get a lot of floor shitters and other customers will go elsewhere.
Now with a Bluesky account and Threads (https://www.threads.net/@mhjohnston). While both still need to mature, I’m wondering if the move is to keep Bluesky account as business/news and Threads as fun.
I'm not entirely sure how realistic it would be to keep the two separate, but we'll see!
I'm not entirely sure how realistic it would be to keep the two separate, but we'll see!
July 12, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Now with a Bluesky account and Threads (https://www.threads.net/@mhjohnston). While both still need to mature, I’m wondering if the move is to keep Bluesky account as business/news and Threads as fun.
I'm not entirely sure how realistic it would be to keep the two separate, but we'll see!
I'm not entirely sure how realistic it would be to keep the two separate, but we'll see!