Emmet at the dog park: “I must run to the other side of the park and hide behind a tree to poop.”

Emmet on a walk: “Hi bus full of elementary school kids! Watch this!”

It’s not easy being green, but the collective noun for group of frogs is called an army.
#portlandfrog

1 of 50.

Southpark just took $1.5B and lit the house on fire.

Same energy.

(though the base would still support Homer Stokes)

Thanks @nytimes.com I was waiting for the excuse to finally abandon your Games. The enshitification of pre-roll ads really did the trick.

I mean…