Melissa
@mhall921.bsky.social
Lover of all things Minnesota, Twins, Vikes, Wolves. Progressive politics. Nature. Animals. Baking. Seamstress by trade, although in my dream life I would just be paid to run one of those ridiculous Christmas shops you see in Hallmark movies.
Anyone else just fucking done with the Twins at this point? Fuck the team and the nepo babies who own them. Not going to watch, listen, or give them an ounce of my attention until they're under ownership who gives a shit. What a fucking mess.
August 13, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Anyone else just fucking done with the Twins at this point? Fuck the team and the nepo babies who own them. Not going to watch, listen, or give them an ounce of my attention until they're under ownership who gives a shit. What a fucking mess.
Is it fall yet?
a painting of a river surrounded by trees with colorful leaves
ALT: a painting of a river surrounded by trees with colorful leaves
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July 24, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Is it fall yet?
Here are some nice bees
July 20, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Here are some nice bees
Preface: Paul McCartney is a legend. That being said...the hype for his concert announcement in St. Paul just proves that boomers are definitely still in charge of everything. It's not like he's never been here. Wake me up when Bjork comes to town. Throw the Xennials a bone here.
July 10, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Preface: Paul McCartney is a legend. That being said...the hype for his concert announcement in St. Paul just proves that boomers are definitely still in charge of everything. It's not like he's never been here. Wake me up when Bjork comes to town. Throw the Xennials a bone here.
Hey asshole, I have a full time manufacturing job that I love, and they stopped offering insurance because it was too fucking expensive. A job does not always equal automatic insurance. Please stop being so out of touch and horrible.
JIANG: What is the NEC's estimate for how many people could lose healthcare coverage?
HASSETT: The bottom line is the best way to get insurance is to get a job
HASSETT: The bottom line is the best way to get insurance is to get a job
July 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Hey asshole, I have a full time manufacturing job that I love, and they stopped offering insurance because it was too fucking expensive. A job does not always equal automatic insurance. Please stop being so out of touch and horrible.
I've been awake since 3 a.m, mind full of just...sad, bad shit. The sun's coming up now, the sky is orange and I can smell the smoke in the air from Canadian wildfires. At least my cat is cute.
July 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
I've been awake since 3 a.m, mind full of just...sad, bad shit. The sun's coming up now, the sky is orange and I can smell the smoke in the air from Canadian wildfires. At least my cat is cute.
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I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
June 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
Is 10 am too early for a fucking drink? Fuck MAGA fuck Trump fuck fascism fuck the GOP. These people's blood is on your hands. I don't want to hear "both sides" bullshit anymore. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.
June 14, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Is 10 am too early for a fucking drink? Fuck MAGA fuck Trump fuck fascism fuck the GOP. These people's blood is on your hands. I don't want to hear "both sides" bullshit anymore. FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF.
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Fight the Empire.
June 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Fight the Empire.
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you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
June 9, 2025 at 1:52 AM
you feel like a big man, shooting an unarmed woman from behind?
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
you fucking dickless cur. i hope you drown in your own piss.
Ugh will someone bring me some real Mac and cheese with toasted bread crumbs and shit? I'm in a mood.
May 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Ugh will someone bring me some real Mac and cheese with toasted bread crumbs and shit? I'm in a mood.
Ughhhh I finished Andor and I want to watch it all over again. So good. Maybe the best thing ever made in the Star Wars universe.
May 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Ughhhh I finished Andor and I want to watch it all over again. So good. Maybe the best thing ever made in the Star Wars universe.
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When Germany tells you that "rightwing extremism needs to be stopped," you should listen.
Rubio publicly criticizing an ally for cracking down on right-wing extremism. And Germany hitting back. We are in a new world
May 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
When Germany tells you that "rightwing extremism needs to be stopped," you should listen.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
a man in a denim jacket is standing in front of a building and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man in a denim jacket is standing in front of a building and looking at the camera .
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April 26, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
(“Hard mode” no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
Just binging the fuck out of Mad Men because it's on Roku and goddamn. It's so good. And the opening credits are *chef's kiss*
a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is looking out a window .
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April 15, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Just binging the fuck out of Mad Men because it's on Roku and goddamn. It's so good. And the opening credits are *chef's kiss*
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there is something severely wrong with your brain if you can watch this guy and have any reaction other than “what the fuck is wrong with him”
April 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
there is something severely wrong with your brain if you can watch this guy and have any reaction other than “what the fuck is wrong with him”
Ah damn... RIP Val.
Val Kilmer, who died at 65 on Tuesday, donned Batman’s cape, starred as a gunslinger, flew supersonic fighter jets in “Top Gun” and held the screen as a bumbling singer in a slapstick comedy about the Cold War.
Here are three of his most memorable roles.
Here are three of his most memorable roles.
Val Kilmer: Three Memorable Movies to Stream
Kilmer’s film career ranged from slapstick comedy to some of the most memorable films of the 1980s and ’90s.
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April 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Ah damn... RIP Val.
Honestly, this is the heaviest drinking period of my life, and it's not even close.
March 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Honestly, this is the heaviest drinking period of my life, and it's not even close.
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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
Post the first video game you remember playing. Here's mine
March 27, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Post the first video game you remember playing. Here's mine